Do not under any circumstance let yourself get bitten by a crocodile

Hey there, you who randomly found this novel. This is my advice to you, don’t get bitten by a crocodile. It will turn your life upside down, honestly, it’s such a hassle, don’t bother. Also it hurts. Shook. I know. Still, pain goes away, the real problem is that it forced me to take responsibilities, I never was meant to have. You probably wonder how, or why, cause what happened to me is so crazy you wont be able to connect the dots, with this little information. I travelled to this Island called Inohuaia, just to chill and have fun, instead I receive the biggest chock of my life. On this Island when a person gets bitten by a crocodile, it's a custom to marry this, stupid, crocodile. My problem is that this braindead, ugly and vile crocodile bit the wrong person. The bite was completely one sided, I did absolutely not agree to it. Unfortunately, it is impossible to change the past, what is done is done. So just do not under any circumstance get bitten by a crocodile... unless you really want to marry a crocodile...