75 ¡War! 5

A group of soldiers came through the gates of the wall with an annoyed expression.

"Why do we have to do this shit ?! The rest are sleeping or going to the brothel! Why do we have to keep working ?! I have killed as much as the others!", sputtered a young soldier in armor light.

"Don't complain so much, burning is not so bad, besides, they give us additional Arnus for the task", Arnus is the newly announced currency, it is a digital currency, so it can be paid by phone or by any other device.

Rumor has it that they sped up the coin toss in order to motivate the soldiers to kill more zombies, but that's not something these people care about.

"Damn, I haven't touched a woman in months, brothels have finally made legal, but I'm stuck here with these assholes, oh god, why are you so unfair ?!", the lightly armored soldier complained.

"It's not our fault you're not lucky in love, and stop complaining, if you don't have a woman, use your hand like it's always been done!", Another soldier smiled, while the others laughed out loud.

"Fuck you, asshole, I just want to distract myself for a bit and forget about this damn test, the walking dead are a pain in the ass"

"The same thing happens to me, those skeletons are infuriating, they don't stop moving unless you crush their source, they exhaust you, and they are stressful, a night with a girl would take away all my sorrows", a taller soldier also nodded.

"Hey, does it happen to you that you sometimes have fantasies with the queen?" A soldier suddenly adopted a serious expression, looked around him and whispered to his companions.

"Don't say that out loud idiot, what if a superior listens to us!", Another soldier hit the suicidal idiot's head, but a second later he nodded and whispered, "But yeah, sure, and who does not, I dare say that all the men of Arcadia dream of her "

"Yes but ... it is the apex of the Arcane woman", the comment of another soldier, discouraged the other soldiers.

Queen Isabela is extremely domineering, that's something everyone knows, the king can keep her at bay, but any other man would be crushed to death.

Arcane Woman, is a term that defines the behavior of women in Arcadia.

The women in Arcadia are not delicate young ladies or anything like that, influenced by the dominant and authoritarian behavior of the queen, women have become more dominant and active, also, it is worth remembering that all these girls have talents and supernatural strength.

Before the game, the worst thing that could happen when you were trying to flirt is to be rejected by the girl, in that case, you would go home and curse god for thinking yuo are too ugly.

Now ... anything can happen to you, from being bombed to being frozen, it's up to the girl.

And if you are lucky enough to be successful, and you end up in bed, you will have to fight for dominance, if you are not careful, the girl will take the dominant role, and you will become submissive of the relationship.

The soldiers made bitter faces as they remembered this fact, they decided that they would have to get stronger faster.

"Stop fantasizing and get to work", the team captain interrupted the talk of his subordinates, the soldiers began to set fire to the sea of ​​corpses, these are normal zombie corpses without any use.

The soldiers kept talking to each other, after all, watching corpses burn isn't the most fun thing in the world.

"Do you think I would have a chance with Commander Irina?", The lightly armored soldier commented expectantly to one of his companions.

"Stop dreaming, you would have to be 10 times stronger for her to notice you, also ...", the soldier thought about how to say it without damaging the pride of his friend.

"Besides?" The lightly armored soldier asked, confused.

"... you wouldn't last 10 seconds against her"

"Obviously, she is much stronger than me," the lightly armored soldier still didn't understand.

"I don't mean that," the lightly armored soldier had a thoughtful expression, suddenly his face paled, "You mean ..."

"... Peter, you are my friend and I love you, but down there ... let's say you lack volume", his partner's words made Peter almost kneel on the ground, tears swirling in his eyes as that despair invaded him.

The soldier didn't even know what to do in this situation, he patted Peter on the back, said the first thing that occurred to him, "Come on, remember where we are, this is Arcadia, where anything is possible, surely those crazy people in the research center can invent some weird thing that increases our male pride "

Peter's eyes suddenly lit up, yes those crazy scientists surely can do it, now he has hope!

Peter decided it, as soon as he has a free moment he will go to the research center and propose the idea, bear the shame and sacrifice for all the men in the world!

Peter's mind was suddenly filled with righteous and heroic thoughts, as if he were a lost hero who found the true purpose of his life, his mission destined for him! For all the male gender, the great Peter will undertake your trip.

The soldier looked strangely at Peter, who was daydreaming and had an idiotic smile on his face as the drool slowly fell from his lips.

That same night, the determined Peter entered the city and went directly to the research center, determined to carry out a heroic and righteous action for the good of humanity, for all those men who are not capable of sharing pleasure and for those women who are forced to fake orgasms.

REJOICE, GREAT PETER IS HERE TO DELIVER YOU FROM YOUR SUFFERING AND TO GIVE EVERYONE A BETTER LIFE, FREE FROM SUFFERING AND PAIN!