Your Mom

"Fuck you mother fucker son of a whore!"

A resounding curse can be heard from 2 streets away as Jax abused the shop owner.

"It's not that I want to con you young man, It's just you already brought too much of rat's front tooth. Its market price dropped half the original due to over supply!" The shop owner's face turned red from anger as he retorted the unbelievably uncivilized abuse of teen in front of him.

"Heh, who would believe the words of the greatest miser of town! Go suck your mom's tits for milk since you might be too petty to even buy your own foods. No, since she's too old and could be called ancient, go squeez some powder out of her saggy tits and sniff it hard!"

The old man almost died of anger but he knew that it might cost money for his burial forced himself to calm down and could only watch the teen walk away from his store.

. . .

"Only $1,000 this time I brought twice the quantity but only to gain the same amount as yesterday. I guess I have to change my hunting ground. Status Panel" The young man muttered as he checked his status.

Name : Jax Crawford

Level : 1 ( 99.99% to level up)

Class : Paragon

Strenght : 15 (10 for normal human)

Speed : 15 (10 for normal human)

Magic : 15 (10 for normal human)

Vitality : 15 (10 for normal human)

Special Attribute : PARAGON (every stat you added to Magic, all remaining stats will be added with the same amount)

Jax has no idea how he got a Heads Up Display (HUD) but it just suddenly popped when he woke up on the day he turned 15.

Its just that when he saw the status panel, he knew that he might be one of those from the novels he read where MC's got golden finger to help them dominate the world.

'hehe as if im not the mc of story written by the most genius and handsome PhantomFeaRce heheh.'

"Oy Jax, hows the hunt today? Goddammit the price for the rats tooth has declined today! I heard that some imbecile hunted too much needle haired rat too much that it over supplied the market." A thin and tall the same age with Jax grumbled about his earning for today's hunt.

"Yeah I know, hope that fucker's balls fall out of its sack for messing up our earnings!" Jax's legs tighten the same with his butthole as he cursed himself in front of his friend, he got no choice but do the same about his fake 'misery' to avoid his friends suspicion right?