96 Losing it is

"I've finally met my future mother-in-law. That is good."

Heh?

Met who? Realising that he spoke about my mother, I answered back, almost shouting from his words.

"What nonsense are you spewing?!" 

He continued speaking as if I had not just reacted like a hysterical woman, approaching closer with each word.

"Frankly speaking, sooner or later you will grow up and I will punch in you so deep it will feel as if you are about to split in two." 

I blinked in utter shock who would think that a normally perfect male would say something so vulgar..?

"What did you do to my meat shields?" I questioned, slightly stupefied that they were not present even after all this time.

"They are busy. This is good I can have free time with my woman without any flies buzzing around." A sound of discontent escaped my mouth while I glared up at the young man in front of me.