1 Half Asleep

So you might wonder about how I ended up in Grahven. Well it all began when my father and mother got very drunk one nig...

Wait actually that's too far, my story started like any other, in complete and utter dark silence.

I couldn't see anything I just woke up as if I was still half asleep, I could move but I couldn't see.

But here I am stuck in silence unable to call for help, to save me from this darkness. I just want out of this nightmare, I want my comfy bed and a surprise morning breakfast of waffles with strawberries covered in cream.

Oh how I want that.

How'd I actually end up here though?

I didn't go get drunk with the lads, not since last weekend. Im not in a coma am I, oh god I am arnt i!!

Oh wait, didn't I go shopping last night?

Yes, I went for a dairy run of milk and cheese, oh that beautiful orange coloured greatness if you were here I'd be at ease with my cheese.

I was at the dairy aile, but then someone came in...arghhh... who was it. They seemed familiar in some aspect.

They came up to me and pushed me, I fell over and slowly closed my eyes.

Oh god, my final words before going into a coma was "grilled cheese". I can't help but laugh at my own stupidness.

Maybe it turns out she was right I truly did have... a cheese.. addi..ction.

Why am I so tired... i would yawn if I could open my mouth.

Maybe if I roll over... I could get comfortable enough for a snooze.

Wait, what's happening why is it so bright. there's a light in the distance, maybe i should try climb towards it.

I can hear something.. "he's coming he's coming, just a little harder".

Wait, what's at the end of this tunnel.

it's tight, I need to just...

"well done, it's a healthy baby boy", what's this crazy lady saying, in fact what is she wearing it looks like a god damb carpet.

What is this she's wrapping around me, it feels like bloody thorn's. I'm crying why am I crying.

In fact where am I, this place feels so warm and yet homely. As if I was always here.

Who's she, "here ya go miss, he's all yours". Oh god I'm being handed too another strange one.

She's holding me like a bab... wait am I... I'm a baby.

So that make's you my mum.. I think I might.. have.... a l..itlle nap. I'm still so tired after..all.