12 A man of Justice, Tony. [1/2]

"But, how do I believe you? Do you have any attestation that you are the right person?" Mufasa questioned with an indifferent yet hopeful gaze.

Turning his head, looking at his surroundings, Mufasa continued, "Why don't we talk inside the house? As a guest from far-away, you may need a place to stay. And, I've got some space in my residence."

Mufasa took Tony inside his house and ordered Sarabi to make food for the guest.

Tony sat on the floor in a highly uncomfortable position. Fortunately, the Chat Group had already taken measures for it and gave him an anal lotion.

Angry! He's not. (imagine Master Yoda's voice.)

This time, he was not angry. Maybe he would be able to feel the magical-effects of the lotion when he returns to his world.

Of course, for experimental purposes.

Anyways, right now, Tony was sitting in front of Mufasa, the Lion King. Tony's eloquence knowledge can be considered very high. After all, he has to sustain Stark Industries.

Tony started the conversation by asking the basics of the problem.

"As far as I know, you negotiated with the Hippo once before I arrived. So, what was the result at that time?" Tony asked with professionalism in his voice.

Mufasa thought about it and explained it in a detailed manner.

"The last negotiation was conducted by the people from the Tree of Life and outlands. According to them, this is a dispute between Pride Lands and the Moto Moto hippo. And that damn Hippo, he didn't even say a single word when I talked to him."

"Still, for my people, I talk to that fool for more than two hours, and you know what that idiot did? He fuck*n fell asleep."

Mufasa did not conceal anything and revealed his emotions. To him, the more he hides, the more he loses.

Although the man in front of him said some technical words, Mufasa still believed in his judgment, and for his people, he answered the question.

"And, What did the people from the Tree of Life and outlands negotiate? Was the Hippo punished?" Tony asked, without firing the King's emotion.

Mufasa shook his head at Tony's question and answered

"Punishment? Humph! Those guys are afraid of the development of my Pride Lands. I think that they deliberately favored the damn Hippo and ignored my demands."

Listening to Mufasa's words, Tony could not help but shook his head in silence.

'This Lion King is not like in the movies. Wait, did those movies deceive me? Wait till I return. I will make sure that no producer dares to make such movies.'

With this thought in his mind, Tony opened the Chat Group.

[Dimensional Chat Group]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: Umm, It's not that I want to interfere in your pleasant conversation, I want to ask.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: Why does it feel like the Lion King setting is a bit off?]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: I never knew that Mufasa was…Like this.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: I feel that you ruined my childhood, @groupwizard.]

[Ding!]

[Don't worry, Leader-san. You don't need to thank me. It is my job. (っ^▿^)]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: "…" I think that this is enough internet for today.]

[ [I am not Conan's copy]: Why do I perceive that someone is trying to mess with me.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: What happened? @detective]

[ [I am not Conan's copy]: Someone changed my name, again, for the subsequent time. ]

[ [You cannot change my name]: The Chat Group is trolling its members, and I am 100% sure of it.]

[ [I am not Conan's copy]: …+1]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: The Chat Group trolling its members, Is it a loss of Humanity or a result of moral distortion?]

[ [Iron Monkee]: Probably the result of a broken condom.]

[ [I am not Conan's copy]: "…" ]

[ [You cannot change my name]: …Eh?! What? ]

[ [Iron Monkee]: What! (Looking-at-each-other-but-no-homo.jpg) ]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: I think that you've revealed your true colors, Stark.]

[ [You cannot change my name]: @ironman, I think that you should better focus on your side.]

Tony heard Mufasa rant and asked,

"Your Majesty, do you know about illegal occupation and financial crimes?"

"Huh!?" Mufasa did not react at once and was dumbfounded. "What is that?" He questioned with dumbness in his voice.

"That's great!" Tony exclaimed but changed his words. "No, That's not great!" '

"Your Majesty, answer me a few things that I am about to ask."

"Ok." Mufasa nodded.

"Do the water source belongs to Pride Lands?" Tony asked.

Mufasa nodded and answered, "Yes, the lake was dug up by the Pride Lands, and everyone knows that it is one of the major water sources for us."

"Oh." Tony did not comment on that and asked other questions.

"So, in short, the Hippo occupied your private property and refused to give you back?"

"Yes, that's right." Mufasa nodded once again and answered.

When Tony heard Mufasa's affirmation, he smiled slightly. Using his previous knowledge and bullshit-making abilities, he stood up from the ground and said.

"You know, Yor Majesty, What Hippo has done is a severe crime, which not only impacts on the personal level but the state-levels."

"That's right. Hippo's behaviour is an illegal infringement of other people's land resources."

"Because the water source is a public property of Pride Lands, the Hippo's passion of water source will have a severe impact on the owner of the water source and the people of Pride Lands."

"He has no right to use and occupy the ownership of the water source, so he shall and needs to be punished. It is not only based on social and constitutional conduct but also moral integrity and human-*ahem* animal rights."

"Your Majesty, the loss caused to the kingdom shall not be left unpunished." Tony finished his speech and looked at Mufasa with "justice" written all over his face.

"Huh? Is it that serious?" Mufasa was hit with a large amount of information.

But before he could ask further, he was interrupted by Iron Monkee.

"The dispute between the King and Hippo over the water is a financial dispute."

"The water source is the private property of your kingdom. Now, the Hippo illegally invades your property. The longer he invades, the greater the loss he will cause. Naturally, his punishment will also be stronger."

"Therefore, I propose to convene another meeting, not only between the outlands and Tree of Life but also its residents." Tony finished his words and looked at Mufasa with proud eyes.

Mufasa was shocked. He didn't expect that the guy he was about to kill would be so much knowledgeable.

Although he didn't understand a single word in his speech, he knew one thing.

Mufasa knew that Tony was not talking nonsense and that series of smooth and fresh technical terms could not be fabricated at once.

This time, he has found a treasure.!

[Dimensional Chat Group]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: Stark, honestly, you should start a law-firm.]

[ [You cannot change my name]: …+1. I agree.]

[ [Im, not Conan's copy, he's mine.]: I feel that the Chat Group is malicious to me.]

[ [You cannot change my name]: "…" I don't know what to say, @detective.]

[ [Im not Conan's copy]: Nevermind.]

"…"

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: I had this thought, Right now, the Chat Group is giving us a mission in the world like the Lion King.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: What if, the next time, it asks us to Find Nemo?]

[ [Im not Conan's copy]: Finding Nemo is an interesting movie.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: @detective, there is no movie like this in your world.]

[ [Im not Conan's copy]: I know, I watched it on Netflix.]

[ [You cannot change my name]: "…" ]

[ [Iron Monkee]: Hey, Sherlock! You are the world's best detective, right?]

[ [Im not Conan's copy]: Not the best but one of the best.]

[ [Iron Monkee]: Is that so, fine. Whenever we have a mission to find Nemo, then I will rely on you.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: …+1. I will rely on you, @detective.]

[ [You cannot change my name]: …+1 I will rely on you. @detective.]

"…"

[ [Im not Conan's copy] has left the live broadcast.]

[ [You cannot change my name]: ".,.." Wait, did we just cyberbully a newbie on the internet.]

[ [Iron Monkee]: Yes. We did.]

[ [You cannot change my name]: Maybe.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: Oh, anyways, @ironman, You will be an excellent lawyer in a world without lawyers.]

[ [Iron Monkee]: … I don't know whether this is a compliment or mockery.]

[ [Uchiha, Who hates tomato]: It's Monkery.]

[ [Iron Monkee]: I am unusually offended by this pun.]

"…"

Author's notes:

─ According to the interest of the story, what do you think the next member should be?

─ Of course, original list members will also be added, like Erina and Diana.

─ Btw, this chapter is the first Part of the sub-part of the volume.

─ Also, Most of the worlds and characters will be from the Alternate Universe. Their personality may differ from the original.

─ Chat Group is not the only one.

─ MC will exploit his system.

─ Chat Group manager is a troll.

─ Nicknames cannot be changed unless you are the manager.

─ The next world will not be funny, but a serious one.

─ Also, there is a certain chance that Godzilla from the Monster-verse would be added.

─ Tony's nickname is not permanent.

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