Bless this World of Beauties and Dummies

<|Jasmine's POV|>

Entering the world of KonoSuba, it definitely excited me a lot! KonoSuba was one of my favorite animes because of its comedy and mix of wholesomeness! I think it's even finally getting a third season this year! Oh I love KonoSuba, so it's fucking wonderful that I got to be here!

Now, if only I can actually speak Japanese instead of relying on this damned translator so I can properly sing Chiisana Boukensha in Gawr Guravs voice.

"Wooaahh..." Penny exclaimed, eyes gleaming with childish curiosity.

"This is...different." 2B commented on the architectural design of the houses, having her own childish gleam.

"This is a fantasy world, right? With magic and dragons?" Touka asked with enthusiasm, looking at every place with a calculating gaze.

"Look!" Kim exclaimed while pointing at the ostrich-like dinosaur pulling a cart.

It was funny how all these women were acting like little kids. Honestly, it should be °me° who was acting like this, but it seems someone had to be the one with the calm disposition here.

While 2B and Penny were adorably hopping in excitement, I proceeded to go through my plan in my head once again. Looking around, it seemed that Axel wasn't in immediate danger, confirming my suspicion that we were sent to a time where the Destroyer was not yet "attacking" said Beginner Town.

Leaving my friends to their own devices for the moment, I went to ask one of the people on the street where the Adventurer's Guild was.

"Oh! Just follow the main road! It will eventually lead you to a large building! You won't miss it!" After thanking the girl, I went back to my group.

Clapping my hands to get their attention, I proceeded to relay the current plan. "Okay! First off, we'll go to the Adventurer's Guild where we will gain some intel. If there's nothing about The Destroyer, or if it's still far away, we will just take advantage of the free time!"

The girls agreed with my plan, surely wanting to explore the place. If The Destroyer still wasn't nearby, we will milk this mission for what's it worth and spend our free time as we see fit. We had also already prepared for this mission beforehand, purchasing an Universal I.D. and some Eris from the shop.

The Universal I.D. was an I.D. that will easily match any world's form of I.D., saving us the problem of anything identity related, unless, of course, technology is involved, but this should still be usable even in modern worlds and the like. As for the Eris, we just exchanged a hundred Coins for 10,000 Eris, the conversion rate being 100 Eris per 1 Coin.

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After riding this world's equivalent of a taxi, a cart, we finally arrived at the Adventurer's Guild after 20 minutes. During these 20 minutes my four friends acted like kids in a candy store, which was absolutely adorable, but got us a few weird looks, coupled with the looks we were already getting from our combat attire, that being the YoRHa combat dress.

It was weird that I, out of all people, was the calm one.

Anyway, once we reached the Adventurer's Guild, the rowdiness of the adventurers can be heard. Everyone was basically vibrating with excitement at this point, causing me to roll my eyes. Taking the roll of the mature one here, I entered first, prompting the rest to follow and get the attention of some of the people inside. However, our attire and beauty seemed to quickly cause a hush to come over the group.

It was flattering, really, but it was weird being able to silence a room with our beauty. Was I being narcissistic? No. From context clues, ranging from the blush, the looks, and reactions, it was definitely all due to our collective beauty and natural charm exuded by our auras.

Yeah. That's right. Our auras. It seems that being able to manifest our souls equals to us being more attractive than we already are, which I believe to going along the lines of "Being our true selves"? I'm not quite sure, but I think that it's probably like that.

'Sheeesh~! What I wouldn't do to have a harem of the female staff.' They were already beautiful in the anime. But seeing them in real life? God damn were they beautiful! The female staffs of the Adventurer's Guild were all easily 10/10! And from the looks of it, they were thinking about the same thing about us!

Still, emboldened gay ego aside, I trekked on and followed the objective and went straight to the mission board while shooing my friends away to go find a seat.

'One-Shot Bear...Giant Frogs...Tri-Headed Dear...Water Golems....' As I read through all these, I can't help but sweat drop. These enemies did not sound like something a beginner should be fighting! However, after observing the state of the parchment, I realized that these missions have been here for a long time and have been seemingly been ripped off multiple times and put back again.

After going through the whole mission board, I decided to take the quest to kill a nest of Goblins, which had the difficulty of five skulls, something I guess to be this world's version of Hard.

Arriving at the Receptionist Counter, I put on my most suave grin and modified my voice to sound more sexy. No matter what, I plan on bedding °someone°! You simply don't understand how hard it is to be surrounded by so many hot girls for long periods of time! I'm like, horny 78% of the time I'm with them!

"Good morning, Luna-chan. I'd like to take this quest please." I placed the quest on the counter as I made the request, adding more oomph to my pronunciation. I wasn't sure if Luna, the hot receptionist woman, was gay, bi, or curious, but I'll still give it a try!

"You're Adventurer Card, please." God she was professional even at the face of my blatant emphasis of my boob window, I respect that, really.

Fishing out my Adventurer Card, I placed it beside the quest. In that moment, I tried making small talk, but Luna beat me to it.

"So, Miss Jasmine, what brings you to this town of beginners if you have such a high level?" Luna asked this while processing my Adventurer Card. I was initially worried that the Universal I.D. wouldn't work, but upon seeing that here was no problem, I answered Luna's question with ande up lies on the spot.

"Vacation, really. Heard that not much really happens here, so we decided to come!" Propping my elbow on the counter, I placed my cheek against my hand and started to act cute. My introverted as never really did do flirting, nor did it also did any seducing, but I was always good with learning on the fly. And from the faint blush appearing on Luna's face was any indication, then I was doing great!

"Oh? If you wanted to have a vacation, there are places more suited for that than here." She gave me back my card as she said this, and I took advantage of this with a lingering touch on her hand as I took it back, earning another blush.

"Yeah, that's true, but we're just too used to fighting, you see? Staying in one place and doing nothing will just make us antsy, so we decided to come here to Axel, where not much happens, but we can still do some actions. No offense, hun." 'I didn't really mean to offend your town, please forgive me Luna-chan!'

"Fufufufu. None taken." 'Ah! Thank you Luna-chan!'

"A party of five?"

"Yep." 'Think of something! Anything!'

"Are you going to stay for a while?"

"We are. Probably for a week." 'Compliment her looks- no! She's probably heard too much compliments about that already! Come on, Jasmine!'

"When will you begin your quest?" Regarding her question, I realized something. Was this standard procedure when taking quests? I don't think KonoSuba ever showed it, and I never really read the Light Novels.

"Tomorrow morning." The girls would surely like to explore the town more before going outside.

Smiling softly, Luna gave me the quest "paper", but curiously enough, there was another piece of parchment with it.

"With this, I have confirmed that you have taken this quest! Good luck!" The smile, the aura, the beauty, it was unbelievable! The manager of this place did a good job hiring Luna! Adventurers would surely keep on coming back to waste money just to see Luna-chan!

"Thank you, honey~." Channeling my inner Nina Kosaka at the end, I turned around, intending to go to my "party", when I remembered the piece of parchment from earlier.

Taking a look at it, I froze in place when I realized what it was.

<Quinnie's Inn, Room 5, 11 PM>

'HOLY SHIT!!! I've got game!!!' I didn't turn back. I couldn't. I couldn't show her the shock now permanently etched on my face. With fluid movements, I reached my group's table, who were bickering with one another. Then, as if I hadn't just scored a "date" from a very attractive woman, I went on to talk about the plan for tomorrow with my friends.

"So, been flirting with the cute receptionist there?" Touka asked after she agreed with my plan. After months of interaction with them, I grew more and more compliant with them, trusting them more and more, allowing them to see my more chaotic side, that being I'm a mess of emotions.

"Yep! If I'm not back by tomorrow morning, we'll push the plan back to after lunch." My friends already know about my preferences and antics, that being my shamelessness and forwardness to these kind of topics. I have known them long enough to be open about my mind, so they have all been exposed to such situations before already.

"Har, har, har. The last time you said that you chickened out on your hot date." Touka retorted, eyes rolling in amusement.

That comment stung a bit. As hot as BDSM was, it was far more overwhelming than I thought. Fantasizing about being chained and whipped was vastly different from being involved in it. It was an accident I regret ever doing, standing up such an offer.

I was about to reply with my own retort, but what followed was my friends' own teasing and constant ribbing.

<|Timeskip| 18+|>

*Knock knock*

My heart was a steady beat of a drum. I was calm, I was mature, I was °experienced°. Nothing can disrupt my persona. I am calm, mature, and experienced.

"Fufufufu~. Come in. Come in." However, as much as I wanted to be calm and mature, all that facade disappeared when Luna's sultry voice entered my ears.

Then, as she pulled me by the hand, displaying her wonderful, intricate nightgown and shapely ass, I can't help but feel like the blushing schoolgirl I truly was.

Leading me to her bed, I was surprised with how soft it was, momentarily taking my mind away. However, when I felt the older woman accompany me on the bed, I blushed once again.

Placing her soft hand onto my cheek and pulling my face to face hers, I can't help but stare deep into her captivating golden eyes.

"You're adorable, you know that?" The sudden compliment caused the blush on my cheeks to darken, and added with the atmosphere, I began rubbing my thighs together.

"Utterly adorable." Without warning Luna suddenly started nibbling on my ear, causing me to moan! I have moaned multiple times already, both from self pleasure and simply playing around with my Semblance, but this just felt more sexual!

As I kept softly moaning, Luna's nibbling began to lower, going from my ears and eventually ending to the crook of my neck.

She suddenly stopped, causing me to whine. Looking down to face her, I stared into her eyes, feeling the arousal coming from it.

"Just say ''Guild'' when you need to stop, okay?" The blonde bombshell asked, and upon realizing what she meant, I whimpered as I nodded, wanting- needing her to continue.

Then without warning, she °bit° me! She bit me and it hurt! It was °painful°, but I was so turned on! Was I a masochist? I might be with how nearly I came from just that!

Wanting to hold onto something, I began aimlessly grabbing her back, scratching it in the process whilst Luna left hickies on my neck before moving lower and lower. However, my t-shirt was on the way, stopping her from her endeavor.

I was about to take it off, but with a surprising display of strength, she °ripped° my shirt off! I didn't know if it was possible, but I nearly fainted from that.

Without wasting any time, Luna went back to leaving her mark wherever she went, making a rather chaotic line towards my left nipple. I've played and tweaked with my nipples multiple times, had even °sucked° on them myself, but it was truly when someone else was doing it!

"Mo- oh~. More~! Ple-please~! Mo-re~!" A little bit more. All I needed was just a little bit mor-

"Oooohh~..."

As I came, blissfully awakened to a new possibilities, Luna stopped, chuckling like a succubus.

"Huhuhu... That's so °cute~°. It flatters me that I can make you cum from just that!" Her chuckles were divine, and her hand suddenly finding its way above my crotch was even more so.

"Let's have more fun, yeah?"

That night had been the longest night I had.

<|Timeskip|Touka's POV|>

We've known Jasmine for a long time now, long enough that she's been comfortable enough to say some more questionable things and showing a more shameless side of hers. It was endearing, really, how Jasmine's just a mess of personalities.

We have known her long enough to know that despite her suave, flirty and sexy portrayal of herself whenever she sets her sights on a woman, she was simply not all that. Like I said, she was a °mess°. One moment she'll be all flirty, the next she would be a depressed, shy, little girl.

However, something unexpected happened. We had rented a room yesterday, a single room for each, but Jasmine was nowhere to be found. That never happened before. Jasmine wouldn't just up and leave us like that. If she ever did, she would usually leave a message, a note, or send a text through the chat group. But nothing came, even after constantly trying to call her through the chat group.

Then Penny mentioned about what Jasmine said yesterday, and for some reason, I was both impressed and annoyed. Impressed that she actually did get laid, and annoyed that she did, for some confusing reason.

And with that, we stewed in the Guild, waiting for Jasmine as we splurged on all the fantastical delicacies we can get.

Then, as Jasmine had said, she arrived in the guild right after lunch, sporting a simple smile as if nothing wrong had happened, and seeing her like that, it seemed like nothing really did happen. However, as she sat beside us, apologizing for being late, I smelled it. The scent of another woman all over Jasmine, and it absolutely °infuriated° me.