1 THE LIGHT AT THE END

A cold sensation runs through my feet as I am being pulled by something to the light that is shining brilliantly at the end. Some men would cry their hearts about the light at the end as their skin goes cold and their eyelids become stagnant. Is this light the same? I thought that I would have tea time with god after I jumped off my quarters. Why did I jump? There is no need for you to know. Just know that I was fed up with life. Anyways, I would be really pissed off if naked babies are flying with saxophones and harps at hand at the end of the light. I really despise those things. I mean, who would be happy to see naked newborns chipping away your ears after you died.

The light is coming near as time is flying away, and finally, I am here, at the rumoured light at the end.

"Congratulations, ma'am and sir, it is a healthy boy"

Boy? What the hell? Another pair of hands comes and holds me.

"Oh, look at this cute little soul"

"Damn, I can't be sure if this little guy's my child. See! he doesn't even have the type of eyes like his father's!"

"Oh, shut up dear"

Excuse me? What the hell is happening? Was I really just given birth? So the light at the end was the end of a woman's... Oh god! I really am a newborn now, still better than flying naked newborns.