116 A Savage Screech

The overly large comprehensive book I expected to find only contained two words on the first page 'Hire Seji', the rest of the grand tome was blank. This shameless troll had added such a despicable book to the marketplace. His shame knew no bounds. I immediately went to go find Seji to give him a piece of my mind.

It wasn't hard to locate the troll; as he spent most of his time around the arena. When I spotted the troll, I eyed him with daggers.

"Hey mon, why the long look? You're a valuable customer," said Seji with no sense of shame.

"You You You," I said, unable to even make a coherent sentence in my fury. This damned troll had scammed me out of another 500 phallic points!

"You should hire me to guide you, mon. The Savage Land is no walk in the park."

"What makes the Savage Land such a difficult place?" I said.

"I'll be honest with you, mon. Few people return from the Savage Land, it's a horrible place filled with many dangers," said Seji.