1 Chapter I : The birth of the devil

I don't know where i am.....

I can only remember one thing...

I was going back to my home after finishing work when suddenly i was struck by lightening...

So i'm dead...

Well now to more important matters : where the fuck am i ? Is this the afterlife ? If It is then its certainly disappointing.

The only thing i see is darkness and nothing else. I tried to move around but nothing happened. Suddenly all the darkness disappeared and i was in front of a being that exuded immense pressure, shivers were sent down my spine and cold sweat was dripping of my face.

"May i ask you who you might be ?"

"I am what you humans call the devil"

"And why am i here ?"

"I have been observing you, And i've come to the conclusion that you have the qualities that i have been looking for."

"What are these qualities? And what do you want from me?"

" Intelligence and ruthlessness. And for what i want from you, well let's start from the beginning : It all started when i rebelled against my father (god) and went to war against him. Unfortunatly i failed miserably and ended up losing the war. He then proceeded to imprison me in hell. Since then i attempted to escape multiple times but failed every time. So i decided to find another way to escape and kill my father. And that's where you come in play, i need you to free me after acquiring enough power and help me kill god."

"And how would i do that, right now, I don't even have a body much less power that would let me kill god."

"I'm getting there, you will have 3 wishes and you can chose a world from any fiction that you like to reincarnate into."

"Give some time to think."

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"For my first wish, give me the ability to acquire bloodlines by touching the being that holds Them. The bloodline should be 100% pure and devoid of any of its disadvantages and weaknesses for example: if i acquire a vampire's bloodline i shouldn't have issues walking out in the day and i wouldn't need to nourish myself using blood only. And on top of that, all the bloodlines shouldn't negate each other. And also the aquisition of a bloodline doesn't change my external appearence unless i want to."

"Granted."

"Give me star platinum with the ability to stop time indefinitly."

"Sorry but i can't give you any kind of time stop."

"Well that's disappointing, let me think now...give me resistence to any kind of mind or body manipulation."

"Granted."

"Give me the ability to travel the multiverse freely."

"Granted with certain conditions. You can't travel to another universe unless you are the strongest being of your current universe."

"Okay, i will work with that."

"Now let's make a soul pact with the following conditions:

I will grant your wishes and you will free me from hell and help me kill god.

After killing god i don't want you to kill me, and i won't kill you."

"Change the condition of not killing me to not harming me in any way directly or indirectly."

""tsk" You're certainly smart if that's what you want then i will change that so that it applies to both of us. Do you agree with the conditions."

"What happens if any of us breaks one the conditions?"

"He will have his soul erased from existence."

"Then i agree."

"We have a deal then."

We shook hands and the pact was sealed.

"Now where do you want to reincarnate and when?"

"I want to reincarnate in the senju clan as tsunade's twin." Reincarnating in the senju clan would not only give me two bloodlines from the get go even if they aren't pure, it doesn't matter since that will be fixed soon after my birth, but it would also give me access to the clan techniques and fuinjutsu that i want to learn from uzumaki mito.

"Sure, I wish you good luck, kid. Don't disappoint me."

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I tried to open my eyes but i couldn't, all i could feel was some sticky liquid surrounding me. Guess i am in my mother's womb. I started to feel my limbs and i could feel tsunade beside me. Honestly it was an unpleasant experience.

After what feeled like an eternity i could finally feel some movement and mostly pain as i was coming out of my mother's womb. I opened my eyes for the first time. I could see an old woman holding me. She quickly gave me to another lady as she got back to work to deliver the second child.

Shortly after the old lady said : "They are twins my lady a boy and a girl."

My mother looked happy but mostly exhausted as she asked to hold us.

"Honey, i name the girl Tsunade how about you name the boy?" said my mom to a man i presume my father.

"Then his name will be Sora Senju."

'I like the name but it doesn't matter' as i started wondering in thought, two people entered the room that i identified as my grandpa hashirama senju and his wife mito uzumaki.

A smirk almost appeared on my baby face as i was preparing to absorb a bloodline for the first time in my life. As my grandmother got closer to me and started to talk to my mother, i raised my hands towards her and started waving them childishly with a cheerful smile plastered on my face.

She smiled back at me and held my hand, as soon as she did that, my fake smile became a real one as i started to feel changes happening all over my body and on top of that something growing rapidly inside of me which i presume is chackra. It was the first time that i felt that energy ever. All of the people present in the room felt it as well and soon my grandpa wanted to check on me, so he started walking towards me. As he was doing so, my smile was getting wider even tho i wasn't sure touching him would give me the ability to manipulate wood, but my doubts were gone when he held me i felt a connection between me and nature, it was something completly new as i could feel plants and trees from afar not only that but my bloodline was getting purer and my chakra level was increasing even further. After checking he couldn't find anything wrong except my huge chakra reserves.

-(Time skip. Age one year old)-

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Throughout this year, my chakra control got better as i was alway trying to make my clothes stick harder to my body with chakra when my grandmother wasn't at the house, she was really scary with her sensing abilities. And i also got rid of my main flaw which is laziness as it was hindering my progress.

I started crawling around 4 months after my birth as my chackra greatly strenghted my body. And i said my first word a month later: it was "grandpa", he cried tears of joys when i said it.

A couple of months later I started walking which gave me greater freedom. As for my relationship with my parents, i acted loving towards them but i didn't love them that much and i honestly didn't care about them since they are going to die anyway. And it was same for my sister.

I tried to act like a kid as much as i could, i played with my sister and with other kids in the clan and started to spend more time with my grandparents and granduncle tobirama senju but they will both die soon after the first war so i won't learn much from them.

I also got to look at myself in mirror. I was honestly very cute, i had blond smooth hair with blue eyes, my cheeks still had baby fat.

I also showed my family my interest in becoming a ninja by showing them my excitement when i saw grandpa use a justu.

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-(Timeskip. Age 1 years old and 6 months.)-

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I can now speak fluently. I also pestered my grandpa to teach me. He was reluctant at first since i was too young but after i showed him my mastery of the leaf exercise he changed his mind since i was most talented than all of the younger generation, at least he did so when he was at home since he was busy most of the time.I also managed that same day to do the tree exercise, after that everyone started calling me a genius. Honestly, i didn't want to atract that much attention but since grandpa is dying after two years and a couple of months, i had to somhow convice him to teach me.

Soon after, one day after i saw father taking a shuriken out of a storage scroll, i succeeded in convincing my grandma to teach me fuinjustu. At first, she said it was too complicated for me and i should wait a couple of years but i continued bothering her, so she tried to dissuade me by showing me a difficult seal but to her surprise i managed to make it work, the fuck, she seriously thought i wouldn't be able to do it, i was a maths teacher at a prestegious university in my last life and to top that i have a pure uzumaki bloodline, so this is kind of easy for me.

So i spent my days training with them for the following months and my progress shocked both of them.

I am now one year and half old and i plan to show my wood style to my grandpa since all i did during these last months was physical training,hand seals and basic justsu like transformation technique, clone jutsu and substitution justu.

I also liked to mess with my parents when they were having sex."Mama, why are you wrestling with my father?"

"Well honey..."

"Can i join you?"

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