27 I have ... a daughter?

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At the critical moment, the lion jumped high and avoided death.

How can he do that!?

I assaulted him at point blank range!

Impossible!

I jumped back and retreated as far as I could, away from the lion.

I'm screwed!

<Warning: Out of MP>

<[Quick feet] deactivated>

Thud.

The lion landed.

"Holy shit! Rabbit, what was that!?"

"How could you do that!?"

"Answer!"

"It's my skill!"

"Grrrr… What a dangerous skill. To think that my [Instinct-Death] could be activated just like that."

Instinct… death!?

"And I see that you are not a Domesticated. Hmmm"

Heh?

"I told you! I'm not!"

"Yes, Domesticated are all pathetic weaklings. There's no way one can fight like you did. Congratulation, you just proved yourself innocent."

"Haha! Then --"

"But I cannot forgive you of insulting my w****. Prepare to die."

"What! Eyy! Come on!"

The lion slowly walked towards me, brandishing his claws.

"W-wait! Wait!"

I kicked the ground and jumped back further.

Shit! I'm too slow now!

"You ran out of MP didn't you? Your feet does not glow rainbow anymore."

The lion continued approaching me.

Suddenly, everything turned grim dark.

What?

What is this!?

What the hell is this feeling!?

My body's shaking!

There's no point trying to escape now…

I know that...

But why are my legs keep moving and thrashing on its own!?

"Stop! Stop! Don't come close! Please! Don't!"

I can't breathe!

Aaaa!

Something is squeezing my heart!

"Haha! DIE!"

The lion dashed!

My body moved on its own.

Another tree was cut in half.

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Fuck!

What the hell am I doing!?

"Huweeee! … Cough! Cough!"

The nauseous feeling in my chest made me cough my lungs out.

"Rabbit, give up. I'll make your death painless."

"NOOOOO!"

Thud!

I threw a rock at him.

Didn't do anything.

Thud!

Another rock.

Thud!

…

"Haha! It's futile! Any last words?"

Thud!

I threw many rocks.

The lion just stood there staring at me while doing nothing.

Why are you doing this?

It's so uncomfortable!

Shit!

I'm being toyed with!

FUCK!

"Just attack me already! End this ALREADY!" I shouted.

"Why? I'm enjoying this. The more my prey struggles, the more delicious it becomes you know?."

Delicious?

"NOOO!"

Thud!

…

"Muhahahaha! You're amusing!" the lion laughed.

SHIT!

I'm out of rocks!

"You're out of rock!"

Fuck this!

Bep!

"What?" the lion raised his hand to protect his face.

Bep bep bep bep bepbepbepbep!

I hurled my blueberries at full speed.

"Stay away!"

"Kak! What's the fuck are you throwing? Stop! Kuah!"

"Stay away from me!"

"Ka! Fuck! Mmrgh! Oh shit! Delicious!"

"Stay awaaaayy!"

"Haha! Throw more! Throw more!"

Bep bep bep bep bep bep bep bep!

<Job: Fruit-user unlocked>

Nom nom nom nom!

What!?

The lion ate all the blueberries!

"Muahahahahaha! You're so interesting! Interesting!"

"Fuck you!"

"Throw more!"

"Then eat this!"

Pew!

"Mmrg -- Kak! WHAAAAT!?"

Pep pep pep pep pep!

"Bleh! Bleh! Ptoey! Ptoey!"

"EAT MY SHIT!"

"Kak! Stop! Stop!"

"NOOO!"

Pep pep pep pep pep peppeppeppeppeppep!

"Rawwwr!!! I was thinking of letting you go! But you made me mad again!"

What?

Fuck you!

Peppeppeppeppeppep!

"DIEEE!"

The lion jumped!

<Equipped Legendary shit

BOOM!

Like a cannon ball, a random ball of shit exploded and sent the lion flying upon impact!

"Heh?"

I dropped my jaws.

<Job: Shit-user unlocked>

What the fuck?

"Blarggh~!"

The lion vomited blood.

"Blargh… What the hell was that!?"

"Haha! I see. Come, lion!"

"Rawrrr!"

Lion charged!

"Oh my god shit equip!" I shouted.

I raised my arm prepared to throw the shit at him.

But then...

<Warning: Out of stamina>

What!? Come on!

Not now!

Fuck!

I can't move!

The lion arrived and he raised his claws.

I was paralyzed and helplessly watched the attack.

No! This can't be!

Time slowed down a million fold.

I closed my eyes. The images of my short life in Online flashed inside my head.

"Haha, so this is the moment of death.

"Goodbye world. Goodbye kids. Good bye chicken. It's been fun"

I whispered to myself.

"This is the end."

…

Or so I thought.

"DADDYYYYYYYY!!!"

All of the sudden, a high pitch voice called out for me from the sky.

A girl?

BOOOOM!

I heard explosion.

"Urrrrghhhh…"

The lion… is wailing?

Someone then lifted me up, and a squishy sensation was felt all over my body.

Warm..... ahhh~

But wait!

What the hell is this?

I opened my eyes.

What!? B-b-boobs!?

Even my thoughts stuttered.

"Daddy! Are you okay!?

A girl asked worriedly while squeezing me between her MASSIVE balloons.

She then tried to remove all the dirt that was on my fur, carefully.

"Yes! But who are you?"

"I'm your daughter. Teehee!"

WHAT!?

Since when I have a daughter!?

This doesn't make any sense!

"Please wait a minute, daddy." The mysterious girl then put me down and turned around "I'll skin the lion alive as you wished. Wink!"

Her curvaceous booty was jiggling.

Wait! Is that... pig tail?

"Urrrrghhhh…"

The lion was lying flat on a pool of blood.

"Lion, pay for your sin."

"Meow?"

"Wait!"

I shouted, just in time to stop the girl from smashing the lion with her foot.

"Daddy? Yes?"

"Please don't kill the lion yet! I need him! And please tell me what the hell is going on here!?"

"Come on daddy! You shouldn't show mercy to the enemy!"

The girl pouted.

"Please!"

"Tch."

She clicked her tongue and slightly kicked the lion's forehead with her toe.

Lion fainted and more blood flowed out of his nostrils.

What!?

Just like that?

The girl then turned around and walked back to me.

"Daddy, stay still. I'm going to tend your wounds okay?"

"Y-yes please!"

I suddenly got nervous.

Yikes!

Her body...

It's...

Gulp!

She then picked me up and stroked my head.

"EEEK!"

"Heh? What's wrong?"

"Nothing!"

For some reason, an electric shock just ran down my spine!

"Grrrrrrrr --"

Wait!

Why am I purring?

I'm not a cat!

"Hehe, daddy, you're so cute. Your feet are kicking!"

What?

I looked down.

Holy shit my feet!

"E-ey! Who exactly are you? I don't remember having any daughter!?"

I asked while still purring.

"Oh no! How cruel! I'm your Cecotrope!"

"What do you say!?"

"And Pingy!"

"Heh?"

"And your brother's spy"

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

<Creature: Pingy - Level 14 Legendary Demon Boar Cecotrope Hybrid Pet Princess>

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[Kawaii_Story_Bot's note]

~Assassin~

A second tier job.

Derived from: Thief.

An assassin is a professional killer. He/she is very fast, stealthy and deadly.

The Assassin job stats correction provides huge bonuses to speed and critical damage. However, it greatly reduces many other stats. This makes Assassin a very risky job to have, and difficult to master.

As an Assassin, you become very fragile but also deal so little damage when fighting normally. As a result, assassins don't fight head on, but rely heavily on a particular skill [Assassinate].

This skill is the job's biggest strength, but also at the same time, its deadly weakness.

Thunder_xXx_Thunder unlocked this job when he defeated the level 20 frog. He also put all his stats to STR, but little did he know, only idiots do that.

Unlocking condition:

Be a Thief.

Kill 100 people.

Alternative unlocking condition:

Defeating a full HP opponent at least ten times your level with just one surprise hit, without any support from other people.

Stats correction:

PATK -20%, MATK -50%, MDEF -50%, PDEF - 50%, +100% speed, +100% critical damage.

Unique skill: [Assassinate]

Passive skill.

Cooldown: Three minutes.

Automatically activate when successfully delivered a surprise melee attack. That attack will deal 10x damage, with sure crit and ignore defense.

Third-tier jobs derived from Assassin:

Depends on the person other jobs and other factors, an unique third tier job can be formed.

Must first be level 40 to unlock third-tier jobs.

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