3 A New Beginning

(Now we can hear his thoughts)(I didn't want to make God able to understand his thoughts)

'Damn it, I feel like I just woke up after a late-night gaming session. What's happening? Why does it feel so awkward to move.'

"Crash."

'Why is it so hard to move? How did I run into a fucking tree? Like how hard is it to run into a goddamn tree? Why does my body feel so light and tall? Fucking hell, is my body, not the same size and strength as before?' He feels a slight electric pain when he curses God. "God if you dare to fucking do it again do it." He then proceeded to feel a slightly more extreme pain except now it felt like being stabbed in the shoulder. "How petty can you be God? Even a middle schooler wouldn't react this heavily." An even stronger pain takes over him and forces him to throw up. "So the g-word is a no go I guess. I hope a certain individual with power exceeding every other being goes and fucks himself." In true hot-headed fashion, he gets pissed off at God, and beautiful blue flames start growing on his head like horns and on his tail.

'Why can't this bastard stop being so petty and leave me the fuck alone. Just let me curse you in peace goddamnit. Oh, fuck me.' A level of pain Zachariah never thought existed pierced his entire being to the cellular level and knocked him unconscious. After he fell unconscious he fell down onto the ground headfirst onto a few rocks. The fall would have given a strong man (just an actual strong man not a weight lifter from the competitions) a concussion or if hard and sharp enough death.

Several hours later he woke up feeling like he just worked out for hours the day before. 'I'll just curse him without that disgusting word.' Zachariah still disgruntled after the knockout starts getting adjusted to his body after a few hours by jogging and punching trees. He destroyed a few hundred meters of the forest in a straight line, which after the fact looked like an elephant charged through the forest in a straight line. "Dayuuuuuum I am strong, but I guess that is to be expected though when you have the powers of the son of the man upstairs and the guy in charge of hell." After the tree punching he decided to start jogging, he tripped a lot, and when he decided to run at a decent speed he slammed into trees and destroyed some more that way as well.

"These fucking rabbits are all the lord upstairs sends me. I could destroy the forest if I desired so bring me more than just some damn rabbits man upstairs. Now let's check how handsome this son of a bitch is."

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR." A humungous bear had walked onto the destroyed forestry. It was a mother bear with two young cubs trailing behind.

"You know I have to give it to him. He did what I asked of him. I can't ask for much more. Now, what is the perfect way to make a mother bear angry? Fantastic answer, kill the baby bears right in front of the mother bear." He says as he rushes behind the bear in an instant and trips over one of the babies and kills it after stepping on it once. "Oh fuck, I didn't even mean to kill it like that." "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR." The mother bear roars full of sadness and despair. "You know I didn't even have to try that hard. Now you can die as well." He says as he grabs the other baby bear's neck and crushes it to death. Blood spurts all over the surroundings and Zachariah. The mama bear this time didn't even scream and just looked at Zachariah with a face full of despair. "I'm feeling generous and may just let you suffer even more. Burst." "Roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." He started walking away slowly as the bear burst into blue flames.

After the battle, he started trekking through the forest for hours until he finally found a small creek leading into an average-sized pond. 'I'm so excited to look at the legend himself in the flesh.' While looking in the pond he saw a tall, muscular but not bodybuilder-sized, pale, blue-eyed, black-haired with a weird point at the top of his head man, in the reflection. 'A model level body is just what I need to pick up some chicks, but what is that weird looking thing at the top of my head. I may just be self-conscious but it just ruins the appeal slightly. Those ears too man. I hope girls like it because if I'm being honest I don't know the taste of women. It feels weird looking at a different me, man. It feels like I'm in V.R. or something you know. Maybe this is what drugs feel like? I never tried them and never planned to. Maybe they have drugs in this world. I'm in a new world now, so I'll try some out later.' Zachariah thinks to himself for an unknown period of time as he continues to walk in a random direction with no real purpose.

He walks for what seems like days but he eventually comes across a town with fire burning bright and blood everywhere. 'Damn who had a party here. I'll just get the attention of whoever lives here.' "Oi whoever the fuck is here get your ass out here before I beat it."

"Help, please help us."

"Who the fuck are you and why should I help you."

"Some bandits tied us up and left to go hunt. I knew they didn't seem like the smartest bunch."

"Cool, cool, some free money and helping out." 'Killing them right after getting some money sounds like a deal. I could even burn the forest down for fun if I wanted to. Wait, that's a great idea. You know this is just like a video game. I get to act with no restraints and do whatever I want. Now, I'll just ask the guy for directions.'

"I got you man tell me where to go."

"Go straight down the path and turn right and you'll see us."

"Coming, coming." He continued down the path and passed a church on the way. 'Nice, a church maybe I'll go say high to the old man upstairs.' He walked into the church and felt a slight jolt of pain and a weakening effect of some sort but not enough to hold him back from walking towards the prayer area. As he walked into the prayer area he found three white-haired children laying on the ground with one between the two. The one in the middle was in a punk outfit with a demonic-looking arm, the one on the right was a short-haired girl, and the one on the left was a tan looking boy with a scar on his left eye. "Well, well, what do we have here?"