Eggs.

"any minute now."

"hahahaha!!! you dare summon me mortal."

"...yep l dare, so how do we wanna do this you take my s**ul and you give me what, l want."

'oh there's new ones but in a nutshell okay great now.'

"...Are you okay with this normally people try to loophole their way through it do you just not value your mortal s**ul ."

"Welp..some guy sold his soul on E-**bay for like 400 bucks, so it can't be that valuable."

"l beg to differ."

"yeah, which is why we're here l have what you want you have what l want so how about we get this switcheroo thing going."

"and what do you- squeaakkk -did you summon me in a playroom with a circle made out of side chalk."

" lt worked didn't it."

*sigh*

"what do you want?!"

"eggs."

"What."

"l was baking and l ran out of eggs, so l want eggs ."

"you summoned me a demon for mere ingredients."

"yep!"

"borrow from a neighbor!"

"huhaehehi my social anxiety could never huh."

"than go to the store."

"takes too long and do you know how cold it is outside right now pfffttt-no."

"at the same time it took to summon me ain't it."

"you're gonna give me what l want or not ."

"fine"

*snap*

"thank you"

"unbelievable."