1 C1: Prologue

Currently, I am sitting in a black space staring into the void, anyone could guess what's going to happen but let me explain.

Now usually this story begins with me dying to a truck or maybe a car if god is feeling slightly more original but I was different. I died in the most embarrassing way possible, according to me. Instead of the usual way of death that most people experience I died in the bathroom.

I was taking a shower like any good human does and dropped my shampoo, no big deal right? Wrong! When I looked down to see where it feel I saw my greatest fear, a spider. Not a normal spider either, it was huge! Anyways I freaked out and slipped on the shampoo and hit my head, embarrassing right?

No truck, no lightning bolt, just a spider. Most isekai protagonists die in cool or cliche ways but I'm an innovator, praise me. Just kidding. If I was praised for dying in that way I think I would die of embarrassment.

Anyways when's god coming? I feel like I've been here for a few hours already. Is god trying to make an entrance?

"No, I've been here the whole time you just haven't seen me." A voice came from behind me startling me for a multitude of reasons. Did God hear my monologue this whole time?

"Yes I did but don't worry, there have been much worse and some even cursed at me. Needless to say, they are in Goblin Slayer as a beautiful woman in the far countryside." The voice said with a calm tone but really? That's harsh! I'm happy I didn't insult him!

Turning my head I saw something I didn't expect, I don't think anyone would. The god I was talking to was huge, at least 8 feet tall, and with muscles the size of my head at least. It was slightly intimidating but I was calm.

Why? Because he is a man of culture! On his body, there were all sorts of anime merch and even some slightly suggestive ones *ehm* ahegao shirt *ehm*.

I'm sure god and I will get along just fine. Still, though he's huge! I wouldn't want to fight him but enough of that, it's time to focus! "So how does this work? Do I have to pray to you or do I just get sent on my way?"

"I'll just send you on your way and before you ask you will not get a wish, it's all randomized. You could have the power to destroy the world or to make plants prettier. It's all chance so I hope you are lucky." God said with a smile on his muscular face but that's bad! My luck is awful so I'm sure I won't get anything good and I can't even pray to god! I'll just wish for the best! But there is still something I have to know to be sure.

"What world will I be sent to? Hopeful not Goblin Slayer or Attack on Titan!" I shouted at the man, or is it god, of culture in front of me as he sits in his room that I wished I could have had.

"Oh, that's easy. You have three options, you actually named two of them. You have the options of Attack on Titan, Goblin Slayer, and DxD." God said with a sadistic smile on his face. Wait god is a sadist!? Is that why the world has had so many problems lately?!

"DxD, please! I don't want to die before I can even do anything so DxD!" I shouted with desperation and who wouldn't? I for one do not want to be a second Marco no thank you!

"Very well then. You'll be on your way shortly. And try not to die in the shower again." God said with a warm smile on his face that should not be on a body like his, it's creepy.

Anyways as soon as he said that I began getting pulled into a portal and I could feel my already weak senses being removed the more I fell into the portal as God gave me one more smile on his face as I was fully sucked into the portal.

"Well then now that he's gone let's decide his powers… oh I know. He seemed to like that character in particular and as a god of culture and I can grant him that at least. Have fun young one. Haha, the look on his face when I said Goblin Slayer! I was going to send him to Draconic Deus anyway so my little joke was fine."