4 Gate

It was been a week since the case, Shin lied on his sofa playing Latest Sonyx Playstations four with Erys. They played lot of games that they forgot their occupation. A phone rang. Shin had dipleased face.

"Erys, go pick the phone up and said that we're not open for today!~"

Erys picked it up and answered the phone. Shin ignored her and continued playing games. Erys had surprised face and nodded before turn to Shin. He was playing games without care.

"Shin-chan! There is gate opened! Why you didn't tell me!?"

"Eh, they did tell me but... I mean, It wasn't that hard right?"

"It's worst! The otherworld's queen arrived!!!"

"NANI!?"

"OMAE WA MOU SHIDEIRU!?"

"GOMENASAI!"

"Anyway, pack up. You need to deliver Peace."

"Eh, that hard. I'm not peacemaker! I'm the evil hunter."

"Just because your Delivery Man codename is Joker, stop being so picky!!! This is from surface!"

"Why you didn't say so, okay let's pack up!"

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"So... Why she went berserk?"

"Hmm, I think somebody thought the queen of otherworld was ugly. That's still okay, she still had calm. When somebody shot directly with sniper, she had dark aura. And lastly, people muttered 'overweight'. She went all out, good thing we casted a lot of defensive spell but as expected. It was last only a moment before it become massacre."

Shin hit the man. The man groaned in pain before glare at Shin. He protested.

"Why you hit us! We are not wrong! In the first place why you here!?"

"Oh, I'm here for Peace Delivery. At least I'm not retard for calling a..."

Shin took a glance with his small circle floating in front of his eyes.

"Girl. My condolence."

Shin wiped his eyes again and tried again. He nodded to himself, it was unexpected. Even though he had watch a story with this same development, he never thought it would happen. To think this would happen. The anime which tell a story of male dating more than one woman.

Shin ran toward the queen of otherworld. The queen noticed him and moved the stone around him rush at him. Shin who had used gravity magic in his life used it and run on the flying stone in many, whether from side, up below stones. Shin arrived in front of her.

She had a black long hair. Holding giant sword. Her eyes were purple. She had nice figure,If he could say. This is really the reference of Yatogami Tohka that he thought of her as his waifu. Shin felt happy to be alive for first time.

"My waifu..."

"You had snot... Go away!"

"Guaaarrghh!!!"

She swept the big blade at Shin. Shin blocked it but the impact knocked him away few feets. As Shin's body almost land on ground he backflip and landed on perfectly. Shin had honest smile. a small circle of recovery magic recovered his pain.

"Dammit, to think I can't stop grinning like idiot..."

Shin ran toward her. The queen was quite angry after being called overweight, so Shin had blocked her sword with his gauntlet. It piqued the interest of the queen.

"Human, how you can fight me with calm?"

"Oh, cause... Well, I'm Delivery Man."

"Delivery Man. What is it?"

"A man who doing delivery. 'whether it be of Justice or Annihilation, as long you have Credit, We will do it with our way!' That kind the purpose."

Even though they had chat, Shin blocked the queen's attack in rythm as if it was on script. The queen got careless, she took step back. Shin who moved forward accidently step on out of nowhere soap on a detergent. Shin had 'wtf' face.

'How you ARE HERE SOAP-KUN!!!???'

His body fell on the queen's body.

*bakunyu*

'It soft and warm.'

"Kyaa!!!!"

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"That's how is it, I'm really sorry."

Shin sat in seiza before bow his head.

"Even though it was an accident, Thank you very much."

The queen had blank face looking at him.

"Pervert."

Shin felt an arrow pierced threw his heart. It was hurt when faced with truth after all. Shin had manly tears.

'It was hurtful than I thought.'

"But... You don't seem to look like evil person. Even though you're pervert."

Shin felt happy when the queen mention he was not evil person but the next sentence pierced into his heart.

"Anyway, why you angry?"

"They called me monster. Shot me with that bullet at my head. And lastly, I will not forgive them, They call me fat!"

'No, You're kinda fat on certain place.'

"I feel like I need to hit you for some reason..."

"No, way! I'm not doing anything!"

"umm... Okay, I'll accept. I'll not attack this place anymore. But... I wanted them to get lost from here."

She had dark expression. Shin who saw it make sign, 'mission accomplished, contact OMR and meet me tomorrow.' the soldiers who saw it nod before back away. Shin sighed in tired, the queen looked at him with normal expression.

"My real name?"

"yes, is there your other name?"

"DM Joker."

"Okay, what's your real name, Mr joker?"

"It's Koutarou Shin. I'm hybrid human."

"Oh."

"What's your name?"

"It's Kuroyami Tohka."

"Eeee~ The name just slightly same though."

"What same?"

"You know, anime?"

"Anime?"

"How about you come with me? Don't worry, there is fairy in my house."

After a long time convinced Tohka, Shin and her went to his house. It was already dusk at that time.

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"Welcome Ba-! Shin-chan! What's going on here!? Bringing woman in your house!?"

"Sorry mom- Wait that's not the case! After I explained to her the gate closed! So, I asked if she wanted to return to our home."

"Huhuhu~ My son is bringing a lady with her..."

Shin's face got red,

"I'm not! She is queen of Otherworld. Her name is Kuroyami Tohka."

"My name is Kuroyami Tohka, Please take care of me."

The queen bowed in polite. Shin had proud face, Erys didn't know why.

"Anyway... Ehem, since miss queen didn't have a bed, you can have it."

"Eh, are you sure? It must be cheap bed."

"Erys!!! Don't make fun of me!"

"Eh, even though you're fine with other seeing you being made fun of..."

"I, as an indolent Delivery Man. Must swear on this heart to make sure the bed always the comfiest in this world maybe entire universe!"

"Ah! You're already recognized yourself as lazy!"

"Anyway, ignore Loliys! You can go to my room. I'll sleep here on sofa."

Shin said while jumped on the sofa with confidence. Shin made thumbs up at the queen, the queen shrugged him off and entered his bedroom.

"Erys."

"Yes, did you know how many spell I did and what kind, would you check it for me?"

"Yes, why?"

"I did something really bad... Meh, I'll just let my future self settle it~"

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"I heard there is Queen Kuroyami is missing, how about we strike their country?"

"That's impossible as it is, they have strongest military in our world. This cannot be done without people inside."

"I suppose that's the truth, we will continue this in another months for progress."

A group of silhouette went out the room leaving one person. the only one pulled down her cowl, an attractive woman had dark grin.

"We will raise Emperor Raz."