1 a pile of karma here and there

DISCLAIMER: Just imagine all the necessary things that should be here, in here!

'Hey, yeah i'm having an early monologue, it's for the introduction man, and i'm currently just imagining that some people can read what i'm thinking right now. Sooo... yeah, i'm Dan by the way, currently going home from work. Always like this everyday, if this is a repeatable quest i might have been at the level cap if i have that kinda power, hehe, well... I don't have one so.. Yeah, here lazily walking down the streets having my daily internal monologue and thinking maybe i should make my life a bit more color, but yeah, i always fail to uphold this will to change. and so.. let's continue my intro and all that. i'm currently 25 years old and single with a bit of experience, thanks to prostitutes i won't die a virgin even if i die now, haha! Man! my life is sad.. don't have any experience on having relationships, I mean, I didn't get to have a girlfriend until now and i seem to have no future of having any later in this lifetime..

okay let's forget that depressing stuff, I'm a gamer, ok! i'm really not so much of a gamer! I only played the games i liked, like the god of war, darksiders, resident evil, prince of persia and pokemon because i really like it since i was a little kid, like i even sang it's first ever opening theme song from the anime. But my favorite game is devil may cry, and I like the remake version making Dante a nephilim instead of half human and devil. But I like the originals devil trigger, wish they made it possible yeah? like having devil trigger then angel trigger cause his a nephilim? then by making both equal in power will get you the nephilim trigger, yeah! haha! that's nice! but it won't happen yeah..'

while Dan was having a monologue inside his head there come's a huge steel bar hanging on crane, supposedly but now it's falling not on him yeah! but on top of a group of children, maybe they're having a field trip, but oh my!!! I wish it'll just fall on me now instead!!

'and that's what i remember happening until i woke up here in this ummmm... in case you guys thought it'll be a white room, then you're wrong, incase you think it's black then wrong again! it's Red! man, feels like blood if you're seeing what i'm seeing! this is so creepy! and where's my limbs dude!! I can't feel them!! am i, like paralyzed or was my limbs cut of??!! I can't even see my body! and it feels like i'm just floating in the air!!'

"soo.. you finished? wait! don't think of anything! like, stop it already! alright? so many complaints! can't you just accept it?! man! you're dead already! that's it! you're in soul form! no body! just soul alright?! so yeah, this is like a station stop or a government office for immigrants cause like immigrants, you're gonna be processing your visa, qualifications and requirement with additional insentives or burdens if you have a good amount of karma whether it's or bad you're gonna have to take it in your next destination or life if you want to incarnate, so let's just ask and answer important things that can be answered.. oh, almost forgot, i'm new in this position so yeah, please bare with me, cause even if you have complaints, i will not be punished by my superiors due to my parents! but i'm not a jerk so i will definitely be fair, i might even give you more options to choose, haha!! i'm good right? maybe i'll be a high ranking god in just a hundred or so years, yeah, cause i'm a genius they said, and i know i'm too handsome, hehe!" said some entity X or god it seems

'Mr. handsome super genius awesome and cool god! please guide this young jedie! and please don't say, i'm your father, cause i really don't want to joke around here! like, see? i'm being serious right now! maybe?' -dan while doing an imaginary dogeza cause he doesn't have a body

"alright young jedie! i'll guide you to force! but i am gonna say this! I am your grandpa! haha! man! jokes aside. let's do some serious shit here and let's be done with it, alright? now choose mortal! you gonna reincarnate or you go up in heaven for doing some nice shit in your last moments? haha! i recommend reincarnating if you want to experience those isekai novels you've read before, but if you want to go just floating feeling blissful and peacedul like on drugs then go up there! WHAT. IS. YOUR. CHOICE?" - almighty god (he said that himself)

'Dang! man! No need to choose! because! I. CHOOSE. YO- REINCARNATION! Haha! i'm gonna go bang all of them characters, i mean, intimately and violently! wahahahaa!'- Dan

"Of course, i already know! because you mortals always dreams to do things like that! i mean, come on! you live like the dead! you can't even let lose! haha! but that's just being responsible alright, anyway i don't feel like becoming a sage god so, gonna have to hold of on those life advices.. hahaha! then let's get going! what do you wanna do with you're karma? because you have a ton of positive and a little more of negative of it! like it could have made you a god already if not for the negative part."-god?(hesitating definition in Dans mind)

'can i, like, cancel each other up so i'll be all clean and clear? wait?! why do I have so many bad karma? and that I-beam steel just suddenly got my way when I wished to save those children?'-Dan while being serious, (author: it's real, let's believe in him)

"yeah! but! there will still be some negative karma left cause as i said, you have a little bit more on the negative side alright? and you have a huge amount of good and bad karma because half of those children became heroes of humanity and the other half became the most villainous individual due to your influence in some way, only one child was supposed to survive that situation that will become a messiah later on but, well you, coincidentaly won the lottery single selfless wish that's why the I-beam killed you instead then the messiah to be, became the devil which almost destroyed the world and that's the summary of things"-god

'what!! that kind of coincidence seems impossibly difficult to happen! it's like incest in earth! it's hard to happen for normal people without it turning into r*pe! and I am definitely a normal mediocre person! but let's forget about that! let's just think on the main thing on hand! hmmmm... seriously.. this is hard man! it feels like being c*ckblocked! <sighs> Do you have any suggestion my almighty handsome genius and awesome god?!' - Dan

"okay, this is my serious and honest suggestion! why, don't you just take it both at face value yeah? now the arrangement will be like this, you'll have a cheat like power because of you're high positive karma but then you'll be having tons of shits thrown at you while living in this coming life of yours, of course what i mean is you'll have tons of powerfull enemies, not tons of angst and drama in your private life, like, man! do you like having your emotions being heavy with all those drama and tragedy? well, I definitely don't!"-god while reminscing his mom shouting loudly because of those heavy dramas and all that in television and internet, and him right there at the side taking the brunt of emotions exploding in semi automatic

'yeah, i don't like heavy dramas, angst and tragedies too! man! I don't like that complicated stuff! all i do when that happens is be honest and tell what i feel! even if it's just cursing coming from my mouth or punches, coming from my fist! but i'll definitely wouldn't have a proper heated drama debate! but okay! i like that suggestion! haha! i feel like it'll be a lot of fun and a little more of pain! shit! but there's no other choice! i don't want to live like dead and be mediocre again!' - Dan while lifting his imaginary hand up high

"alright! then, let's see... hmmm.. because you're a fan of devil may cry then you'll be reincarnated as Dante! the original version with the nephilim bloodline! you'll have his basice weapons! the rebellion and dual desert eagle like guns with the names.. well i forgot the name so let's just keep it like that cause we both know what it is! also! devil trigger locked! you know how he got the power right? just follow the protocol man! haha! also you'll be reincarnated as a 20 years old Dante, you will be given a classic system that will have anything that you can use depending on your growth, you'll be the one who's naming the system okay and of course your starting point is dante's shop, still without the name! is it clear?!" - god

'Crystal clear! this is gonna be fun! let's go with it!' - Dan still just shouting in his mind

"okay! you still have around 30 seconds before you start your own epic life and i'll be watching you, for laughs! haha! oh! i forgot! you'll be reincarnated in a defective world of devil may cry where there's supposed to be no dante with a more powerfull than insane difficulty foes and also because it is defective, it'll be merged with other unstable defective worlds as your time there passes by so you'll be having more enemies, not just devils! be careful! and let me have my laughs alright?!" - god

'wai-, wha-!!' - Dan as he was being transmigrated in his new body in the defective world

=ding!

[System booting! . . . . . . . 1% .. 23%.. 59%... 99%.... error! just kidding! system running! analyzing soul..... 10%... 20%... 50%... 80%

analyzed!]

[System binding to host soul... 100%... proceeding to creating customized Dante body... 50%... 100%... process complete!]

=ding!

[Welcome to the Devil may cry world(defective)]

[Status

name: Dante

age: 20

Race: Nephilim(half devil, half angel)

equipment:

Red robe ( original date robe)

Black pants ( original dante pants)

Black shoes(original dante shoes)

Rebellion(latest model Devil may cry V)

Ebony&Ivory(dual hand guns-infinite bullet-minimal damage)

Str: 20

Agi: 20

Dex: 20

Vit: 20

hp: 100%(represented as percentage cause dante has a really high regenerative trait)

Traits:

Angel's Constitution

devil's regeneration

Angel's Charisma

Devil's Charm

Angel's luck

Devil's luck

system analysis: just started! and a long way to go!]

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