5 Chapter Five: Pervert Alert

After that I love you more moment with my mom I spiritually ascended to heaven.

( aka FOOD

"Ting ting ting Pervert, Pervert, Pervert...."

No need to check that who's annoying message is that.

Ahh I want some peace people.

"Ting ting ting Pervert, Pervert, Pervert...."

"Jeez what a bummer!"

I angrily pick up my phone.

I click the message,

*Oh my dear little cute loveable over the top sister, Congratulations on stepping to a new beginning and ending your boring life once and for all.

Go to parties.

Drink.

Socialize.

Be wild

(uhum, not to the extent of getting pregnant and seeing you being beaten by mom. I don't want to be a referee you know.)

Well these things are my advices to a college student like you because I was once.

But as a good older brother:

NO BOYS….

NO BOYS…

NO BOYS.

If you have no boys you can't have the latter

(s*x of course).*

"Gosh what does he think of me…. a shameless b****. Of course I won't do that"

Well except for that gentle angel I've met.

"Ting ting ting Pervert, Pervert, Pervert...."

*In addition, If ever a guy says you're pretty don't believe them. Their total as*h***. Don't look to another guy. Here's your super hottie brother, madammoseille.*

See.

Look at this.

This is what I call a total package of a narcissist.

I angrily type.

*You j*** you're not even that hot. !!!!!

Look at yourself in the mirror. If I'm ugly then you're super a hundred times uglier than me. In fact you're the ugliest of all the ugliest people.

Ha ha ha we have the same DNA idiot. Whenever I see you I puke understand.

I puke.

"bweh bweh bweh". *

I click sent furiously.

"Ting ting ting Pervert, Pervert, Pervert...."

*I know my cute lovable sister love me the most*

After reading his reply I can't help but roll my eyes.

Can't he find the sarcasm in there?

What a weirdo.

Is he really my brother?

Genius?

I thinks he's the most stupid among all the geniuses.

Forget about him my food's more important.

Back to nirvana.

...................................

Dear Diary,

My older brother such a drama.

Well I'd say he's the ugliest of all but well if that face of his is ugly then there's no handsome people in the world. (smirk)

Well of course I'm pretty.

I'm the gorgeous and sexy Say Andrea Young.

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