1 The trip?

Dear diary,

I'm so sorry that I took this long to write to you but let's be honest😑, I only buy you because I was drunk 🍻 and pissed off at my friends Shane Watson for telling me that I'm talking drunken shipwreck that can't keep my mouth shut...😶...😅 ok! Maybe the bitch is not totally wrong! BUT! that doesn't mean she can just rub it in my face, like?! 😤come on! couldn't she wait until we got in a taxi? then curse my ass out and stab me with the truth...*sigh*... I wanna drink 🍺 and wanna see Josh 🥰... ☺hahaha 💕. 😱 omfg,😰 well damn diary I got so comfortable that I wrote his name on you *panicking*😨😨😨😨😨! why did I 😭write with a pen!? now the whole freak world knows that I'm gay... 🤦‍♂️ I just admit that I'm gay...😫just shoot me now! like,😩 where's the genie 🧞 when you want it...

Omg; Diary I forgot to introduce myself and since you already know plenty I'll keep it short, my name is-...*sighs* sorry diary my dad just call me so be I'll be back... the time right now is 2:51 pm...*sighs*... 😖someone please tell me what this old Fire 🔥 breathing Dragon 🐉 want with my life, line 😠NOW!!

what's up diary! I'm back, so this is now we're gonna do this, 😇 first I'm gonna introduce myself and then I'm gonna 👿 speak freaking mind... capiche!

I'm back! The time is 3:20 pm.

😇okay, my name is Life McKenzie my friends call me Li or mck for short because according to them it's too freaking long, 😆 God! l love them... I'm 23 and a half years old 👴 lol and I have 3 BFF, the one I'm not talking too is on the page or... is it paragraph? 🤔... whatever above! And the other two are Miguel McEntire and Lysia wildfire... and as you already know the person 😍 like 💕 who names you already know which I've also crossed out so my love life dies with me.

👿Now, back to me being a dick! 😇 where should I start?... RIGHT! 😠 my dad calls me downstairs and ambushes me with a family meeting which I never attended in the past 7 years...🤥 no lies. regardless of what they think

I am still not interested in working for my father and grandfather, but! they, 😡NO! the old sack of junk 🤬 refuse to take no for an answer, I don't know how or when, but the dirtbags take out the biggest guns in shad this time! And that gun is Grandma👵 they literally went for my grandma from vacation house and I'll always do has she because she the only one who's on myself and knows about my🤭 apple pie josh.

✂️ -📝- long story short I have to go on a trip for 3 weeks and the flight is tonight and tonight was supposed to be my date with Josh...*sighs* tried begging but gram said no and to just get it ago she even when so far as to say👵🤫 give the cherry 🍒 a rest...lol😁🤣🤣🤣 MAN! I love her😁

Well Mr/Miss diary see when I land🤪