3 McDonalds? and training

I've been on this Godforsaken island for about 6 months now and I'm fucking sick of it

the island is littered with craters ,slashes and bullet holes and my bed with fast food wrappers and comics

but wade your in one piece where did you get the food and comics you ask?

well for one I have world travel and 2 dafuck did you think I'd eat bland meat of animals id hunted? bitch my greatest culinary achievement is cup noodles,as for the comics what did you expect me to do train for the whole six months with no breaks or distractions, I'd go crazier then the original wade in under a month

as for how I got them well I just went to a normal world without magic and powers and bought them as for the money I got it from some kind gentlemen

flashback no jutsu

you can see wade walking down the street looking into different alleys

ahh civilisation I missed you but honestly where da fuck the thugs at.

when suddenly he hears shouts coming from the alley 4 alleys ahead due to his enhanced senses he rushes there just to see 4 thugs surrounding a rich couple the man wearing a Armani suit with a Rolex and the women decked out in jewellery.

seriously what the fuck are the doing in an alley do they want to get robbed?nevertheless this is perfect

wade :hey you stop!

thug 1:oh what is this a hero hahaha

thug2: oi pretty boy get outta here before...

BANG

BANG

thug 3 : hey wait!! you BASTARD

BANG

BANG

wade just puts his revolver back into the inventory like nothing happened and walks over to the thugs and starts robbing them

"heh only 1250 buck combined what a bunch of cheap fucks"

then he turns to look at the couple he so valiantly saved who are currently pissing them selves with fear and the women crying and hiding behind the man

he points at them and says :oil! arent you going to reward your saviour!

flashback end

so as for his training hes been doing the super saitama training 1000 push ups ,1000 squats etc and 100 km run everyday and since his muscles repair them selves after tearing his strength has risen to C+ becouse of it hes also practicing the martial arts he knows while repeating the swordsmanships katas he learned from a manual he bought in the normie world

his progress in haki was abysmal although he thinks he might be close to unlocking observational haki but that remains to be seen he also started working on the roukoshiki

and he actually managed to learn 2 of them!! geppo and shigan

oh and he found out where he is from a passing by ship hes on an island close by to conami islands and from the date he saw on the newspaper he got from a news coo it should still be a week till luffy sets sail.

thank God for that since now he can nab both zorro and nami hes not interested in usopp sanji, franky, chopper or Robin

as for one usopp is useless 2 he doesn't need sanji as he can just buy far more delicious food then the one piece world from the normie worlds 3 he plans to buy a modern ship that wont need a shipright 4 he might not need chopper since hes immortal but he would of got him for his cremates if he wasn't sure chopper would refuse the only reason he went with luffy was cuz of luffy protsganists aura

and finally Robin,robin is a very important character if u want to know the truth of this world or find the one piece since she is the only one who can read the poneglyphs but the thing is he doesn't give a shit about this world or the one piece since hes only here to get stronger, have fun and sow choas before moving on to a different world.

now then he jumps into the small sailing boat he found and finally starts his adventure !!!!!!

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...wait I dont know how to navigate