1 Chapter 1

Vancouver BC Canada.

For what it's worth, Wade doesn't believe there's such thing as space travel but when he's met the Tinman and emo girl comet, what the hell?

He cocked his gun_if anything else, his other gun, it was too early in Vancouver to be picking a fight with the Silver Surfer_but he was down for it and shot at the new Tin man floating around on a silver surfing board but when his gun stopped working he cursed and picked another gun replacing the bullets.

SHIT

He kept shooting but missed and dropped on the hard floor when the board hits him in the face knocking his teeth out.

'HOLD STILL SO I CAN PUT SOME NUTS IN YOUR_OH GOD, I SWALLOWED MY TEETH'

Silver Surfer jumped down on his surfing board and hung in the air and Deadpool hurried up a terrace skillfully and maybe sprained a knee when he flipped and jumped on him.

The surfing board went haywire and they float around uncontrollably, Wade exhaled tired from all the climbing and pulled out a teeny blade to try to stab him, it bent like one of those weak aluminium foils

"Seriously?" Norrin asked as he surfed over the roofs of Vancouver and barrel-rolled, Deadpool dropped on a building and turned pulling up his mask from his avocado face to spit out teeth.

"I've met someone like you Tinman but you're pretty overpowered"

He said and rolled over, tired still, at least Disney wasn't pulling the breaks on this one because he was ready to curse the hell he wanted.

"What are you doing in Vancouver? Don't you have other Eternals to visit?"

"I happen to be surfing by when you interfered "

"Your ironing board could use a bit of polishing don't you think?"

He said and skipped to a satellite dish and yanked out an antenna with a 52-foot wire and swung it like a grappling hook throwing it at him, Silver Surfer, his coordination was rough today but who cares.

"I promise I'll be out of your way, Deadpool"

Wade drifted in the wind climbing up the rope

"You shoulda done that before you came into my city" He clawed at the rope, he was getting air sickness just holding on, they said he was invulnerable but he'd like to test the waters.

Wade dodged the cars and squealed like a little girl when a bar on a taxi almost hit him in the nuts and groaned when he crotched an old man in the face and he turned when the man pulled up a middle finger after putting on his glasses and walked away.

"Some people" He shook his head and hit a streetlight bar but held on to the rope, the board wobbled while Wade held on fast with his feet up the streetlight bar.

"I caught a big one, Sully, prepare dinner!"

"You're wasting my time"

"Save it for Thanos tin foil!" He gripped and pulled.

"Okay then, wanna get nuts, let's get nuts"

"Catchphrase doesn't suit you but I'm liking the sound of that"

He drifted again when Silver surfer travelled at the speed of light.

"I'm gonna hurl!" He rolled on the street and looked up when Silver surfer drifted off with a spark of light in the sky.

"Come back here and fight me!" He shook his fist and ducked when something hit him on the back of his head, he yanked off a metal bat-shaped blade with his blood on it.

"What is this crap?"

He turned and took a punch to the face and looked up at the man in a bat costume with the streetlight blocking his face. Deadpool groaned when Batman stepped on his leg to stop him from knocking his feet under him.

"Is this Gotham? Hey Norrin, wrong universe!"

"Who's Norrin?"

Deadpool turned his head when Batman stepped on his face.

"This is so cool" He squeaked and gave him an Indian burn on his leg then gave up because of the thick leather boot.

Batman quirked his eyebrow at the moron, he looked like the Spider boy he collaborated with on an adventure to pinning Raz Al Ghul and Kingpin, only with holsters and a looking fabric on the back of his head.

Deadpool recoiled and Batman rolled out of the way in the empty streets of Gotham, the other bystanders ran away.

"Come on fellas. We're moving back Detroit!" The man screamed as they took off

He snorted when Deadpool pulled out his blades

"Well this sucks, I don't have any cooler blades and you smell like gloom"

"You pronounced doom wrong"

Batman flipped out of the way while Deadpool playfully swung his sword, he grit his teeth when it cut him on the side and sliced part of his cape off.

"You're just a man, been waiting to say that!" He danced on his tippy-toes like a little girl.

The red boy fought like a mercenary, who was he working for? ARGUS, ASIS? No telling but he wasn't going to underestimate him. He saw the speck of light with his sharp vision up ahead and traced his movements to the floor where he saw this one.

"How's Martha?"

His eyes rounded and he grit his teeth bracing himself then did a spinning kick to which Deadpool didn't expect.

"Hey!"

Batman swiped his sword and poked his head with the end, then evaded his other blade with the one he was holding, the swords trembled as they struggled to try to hurt each other, Batman grimaced when Deadpool's blade almost reached his eyes, his white beady eyes on the mask rounded.

"Oh crap, I missed my appointment with the chiropractor"

"Who are you and who are you working for?"

He was curious, blood boy knew a bit of Tae Kwon do too, he was cutting at him ruthlessly and he didn't need to hold back, Deadpool dodged his fists with knuckle rings.

"You don't expect me to tell you that batsy, how about we skip the fighting and hook up already. I have a show about a princess to binge later at 4am_whoa"

He looked down at the shot on his chest and looked up at Batman.

"You Judas, I thought we had something going" His eyes rolled back and he fainted.