2 entertainment!

so here I am in this dark space pitch black nothingness or a voi- wait of my from my cultivation mind Palace a dark void means I should get be getting reincarnated right now 1sec

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"what the fuck where is the hot goddess that I trick and get her to fall in love with me my three wishes I have been robed text-support void police someone what am I going to do now just float her and go insane from boredom "

2 YEARS LATER

"FUCK so boring cant do anything cant see anything and cant jackoff fuck this shit afterlife "

10 YEARS LATER

"someone help me please it doesn't have to be a hot goddess it can be anyone please"

"wait 💡 dark void so stupid I can cultivate or some shit like that they do it in fan-fics but I'm not in one right😉 got to try something its so boring right"

STEP ONE

.relive memories and have an breakthrough

NEXT STEP

cultivate chi

"ok lets do this thi-

???"STOP RIGHT THERE MORTAL"

"mortal who are you calling mortal ominous and mysterious voice voice you listen hea-

😐 "thank you ominous and mysterious voice thank you from taking me from the void "

???"your welcome mortal cant have you cultivating to become a God can we"

😐😐😐

"WTFFFF fuck you dude why send me back because if you don't if my name isn't 😐 what is my name wait who are you"

Michael" I am a god but you can call me Michael no time for the useless stuff you are dead"

"no shit Sherlock"

Michael "that's one wish gone you now have three so and I pick the world you go to"

"what nooo please whyyy you know for a god you are Petty"

Michael "cant have my entertainment being rude"

" what ever wait where you watching me in the void"

Michael" yes your entertainment for me now pick your wishes NOW"

"what the fuck all that time yo- what ever ok i have thought about this for a long time in my life for my wishes

1. the black light virus

2.the ability to travel through The Multiverse

3. the gamer system

Michael" it shall be done you will be sent to the DC wold first "

" can i pick the family"

Michael "yes you can hurry up I have things to do"

"I want to be an Wayne"

Michael " ok now begone and don't disappoint me or i will annihilate your body and soul"

" GULP ok I wont disappoint you "