1 Parasite

it's been fifteen years since Superman first appeared in Metropolis and what's fifteen divided by five, it's three (A/N.the main character is just making random connections, the number five has no relevance to anything). Coincidentally three years ago was the biggest event of my life, it's the day I was kidnapped by what was later called a slave trafficker by the media...

someone lied.

it wasn't till two weeks later that I found out what happened since I was unconscious most of the time. Food tasted digusting and even when I ate I was still hungry afterwards, one night I went outside to get some fresh air since the summer heat made going outside at day nearly unbearable. I smelled something incredibly delecious when I neared the hospital and I blanked out. when I awoke I felt liquid dripping from my chin, rubbing it off with the back of my hand, it was blood. Suddenly I came to a realization "Oh My God! Tokyo Ghoul is Real and a Crazy ghoul doctor kidnapped me for his experiments!" I started getting ready to go tell my friend todd about it, we both agreed that Tokyo ghoul was one of the better anime we've watched and I was sure he could help me out, his parents worked at the morgue. Stepping outside I immediatly felt like The Human Torch pulled me into a fiery embrace "HOLY CRAB NUGGETS!!!" my parents taught me not to cuss. I stumbled backwards into the house and looked at my arms, from just a second of sunlight I already had first degree burns. "crap that throws the ghoul theory out the window... at least I'm not a dang Twilight vampire, screw them" though thinking about I would rather be a vampire from the show Moonlight instead of this, vampires in sunlight in that show are weakened below the strength of a normal human, but atleast they can still go outside, plus from my understanding the only true way to kill one of those vampires is either fire or garlic... "SHIT!" I Loved garlic :(

Basically I was kidnapped by a vampire 'no wonder Batman showed up, though I thought it was a hallucination' the vampire bit me and that means I have to live life as a parasite.