15 The Misadventures of Richard/John.

The sky was giving off the feel of summer breeze passing through my exposed balls in the evening where I was eating some water by the cottage where men drop by and poo by the flowing bay. Its current is like the seas that is growing a field of herds.

Its smell has that aromatic feel, like humpty dumpty's turd flying around the walls like a kite attach to a string. In one of the underground chambers where Richard Cromwell places all of his personal belongings back in earth. He was skyping an old friend via Facebook as he message an email to Jake on how he was at heaven.

"HeY, JaKe? hOw ArE yA dOIn' bUD?" Richard said in retardation.

"Me DoIN' Gud paL! WoT bOuT yYYYYOooOuUu?" Jake replies back to John the mary sue.

But then everything went tense by the time Jake mentioned him. He wasn't expecting that he would also be called 'How are you doing' whatchamacallit. I couldn't think of anything other than...

"I F*ckeD mY wIeNEr..." Immediately Richard puts his hand to his mouth. Inhaling and exhaling as if he was sniffing some cocaine.

Jake looked at me with eyes of contempt and disappointment like a father who didn't have a son that was a professional lawyer so he could bail him out of jail. That face of memery bothered so much I had to act quick and think of another thing to change the subject back where we left off.

Until a light bulb appeared in my head and a eureka was made. So I ate the light bulb as an appreciation of my very mary sue like intelligence as well as my PTSD problems while I was at the SAS back in the Soviet Union. Haaa~ God save the queen.

"HeY! i HaVE aN IdEA! WhY noT wE Go AnD FoIgHT sUM OrKS?" John said while giving Jake a smile so far apart from his cheeks that it even pales to comparison to the DC joker. While having both of his eyebrows up in the air — as if it was hovering above his foreskin.

"GoOd IdEA! LeS' gO OuTsIDe!" Jake said excitedly went along with Melissa stones plan which she was not active when they called her. I wonder where is she?

And so they embark on their quest to fight every ork they could find and eradicate the grotesques species that is helping the environment with renewable energy. They slaughtered many barbaric hordes of greenskin that were so civilised that they even started to speak british. One such instance is when Richard tried to duel with an ork who was having tea session while he was reading the latest book called Dawn of the First Emperor.

Outraged by John's interruption to his morning of good wood. The ork accepted the challenged and puts down his overcoat — waving his hands upward and upright like a 1920s boxer. Jake on the other hand, jumps to a sodium vapour flambeaux; behind high false-clerestory-windows of stained glass painted patches of amber ichor, sap and haemoglobin across the tessellated floor.

Then finally laying down the killing blow by using one of his magical rocks of friendship. Rechacheting it after his first attempted failed but all in all killed the ork like a boomerang. The fancy ork died, and his stained polo shirt testifies it's unfortunate death. This was the last ork for it took them 2 hours to eradicate 73,000,000 orks with their combined powers of love, hope and last and most importantly, friendship~

This ends the tale of Richard Cromwell's guide to minecraft and his most greatest achievements by uploading after pewdiepie's video of his first official minecraft series, THE LWIAY. He now wears the crown of Korsan and is heralded as the First Emperor to have ever reached such a title.

The End-

"ZA WARUDO!"

Time suddenly stopped and a large mysterious figure appeared out of nowhere. He killed everyone on the coronation to Richard Cromwell's ascension to the First Emperor. He stood tall and dwarfed everyone in the coronation process.

He was clad in golden armor that shone the whole world that is also shining the solar system while also shining the entirety of the galaxy. Blinding everyone except Richard and Jake who had proper extra coated lenses of sunglasses to shield their eyes. The man with a long silky brown hair had wolverine like claws in his left and a giant fiery sword that burns iridescently.

It was the Emperor of mankind and he is here to challenge me. Richard subconsciously accepted the provocation without saying a word since the emperor of mankind is psychic.

"Richard, your next!" The Emperor called out to him as a perfect voice echoed in his mind while pointing his flame sword at him.

"Manperor!" I replied back to him as I walk towards with my own 6 ft greatsword but with electricity instead of fire. Richard then walks towards his opponent with fury.

"Ho? Your approaching me? despite the massacre that has happened in front of you?" The Emperor of mankind said with ego so big that it would fill the entire galaxy with so much hypocrisy that it would be bring the doom of mankind. That is why I shall win this duel.

"Yeah, I need to get closer so I can sh*t on you- AH God Damn it!" Richard said but ruining his line in the process due to him trying to act cool.

So they approached each other with tension so suffocating that I would drown in the air. Richard puts his hand on one of his pockets while the Emperor of mankind comes closer with one step. Like that one JoJo art in the manga where Jotaro and Dio were about to-

To be continue-

[ZA WARUDO! No! I am not continuing this stupid side series so enjoy the bullsh*t I made folks! - Author]