Chapter 16 - It's not Majin Buu.

Early in the morning.

Joseph dressing when he felt Elise finally wake up and said, "Good morning..."

"Good morning Joseph-Sama," Elise replied while smiling sweetly, Elise's face seems to be more beautiful today.

Joseph finished dressing and said, "I already ordered some maids to prepare you food, I am gonna go out today don't follow me."

Elise nods understanding that Joseph has something to do.

Joseph left the castle and goes straight to the Inn where Naofumi is staying at, He used his fastest speed and arrived there in just a few seconds, today the egg will be hatched and Joseph needs to make Filo saw him first.

Joseph quietly opened the window of the room, Naofumi and Raphtalia are still asleep, the egg started to crack while Naofumi shows a sign of waking up.

Naofumi woke up, a man standing entered his vision as he quickly stands up and said, "Who are you?!" Raphtalia also wakes up because of Naofumi's loud voice.

Raphtalia followed Naofumi's gaze but quickly recognize the back of the man, "Calm down Naofumi-Sama, it is just Joseph-Sama," Raphtalia said while yawning.

Joseph looked at Naofumi with a blank expression and said, "Naofumi looks like your egg is cracking?"

*crack*

*crack*

A series of cracking heard around the room then a little chick came out, the chick then sees Joseph and jump up towards his head then said fi fi fi fila.

"It's so cute Joseph-Sama, Naofumi-Sama, It must think Joseph-Sama is its mother," Raphtalia said while smiling.

"Imprinting huh..." Naofumi said not minding that the bird imprints Joseph as its mother.

Joseph pat Filo above his head while smiling causing the bird to produce a happy sound.

"We should think of a good name for it," Raphtalia suggested.

"Filo fits her," Said Joseph.

"Yeah makes sense," Naofumi said while sagely nodding.

"Ohh because it is a Filolial!" Raphtalia said then added.

Joseph grabs Filo that is on his head then puts it in his embrace then said, "Well let us eat first this little furball looks hungry."

--

Naofumi and Raphtalia picked some food for themselves while Joseph ordered many meals for Filo. He knows this bird is a glutton.

They waited for their food while Joseph gently patting Filo.

Naofumi is just staring on the side while his mind wandered somewhere else. While Raphatlia is staring at the bird that is melting in Joseph's touch, making her quite jealous because she knew how Joseph's hands felt.

Joseph noticed Raphtalia staring and said, "Why? is there something you want to say?"

Raphtalia wakes up from her trance and said, "Ha ha ha I saw Filo really enjoying your patting and I thought how nice it is."

Naofumi came out of his senses and just listening to both of them talking, when he hears that Raphtalia wants a head pat he put his hands on Raphtalias head and pat it.

Raphtalia slightly startled because of Naofumi's action but accepted it happily, and thought 'This is nice too but not as good as Joseph-Sama's,' but quickly remove that thought from her head.

'You thought you can win against my pat? clearly, you are wrong...Hail the Supreme Hands skill!' Joseph thought but did not change his expression.

Their food arrived, Joseph started to feed Filo while gently caressing it.

'System search me some heavenly food,' Joseph ordered.

The system shows him a list of food, Joseph picks a simple Onigiri but the system guaranteed that it is heavenly.

It cost Joseph 1000 blood points just to buy 2 simple onigiris.

[DDS: Onigiri(A) - Looking like a simple onigiri but taste holy. noted: have a slight love potion effect.

Cost: 500 Blood points or 1 dating points for 3.

[DDS: 127,000 Blood points remains.]

Joseph secretly retrieved the onigiris from his inventory and offer one to Raphtalia.

"Want some?" Joseph said.

"Sure!" Raphtalia quickly grab the onigiri and ate it

Raphtalia finished the onigiri in just five seconds then looked at Joseph with a pitiful expression as if saying that she wanted more.

Naofumi gave Raphtalia a head chop and said, "Don't be rude!"

Joseph laughs but still gave the second onigiri to Raphtalia which she greedily snatches.

"What are you a whale," Naofumi said while chuckling.

"Sorry Naofumi I only have two of those," Joseph said.

"I don't mind Joseph-Sama," Naofumi replied although he also wants to taste that onigiri.

Naofumi and Joseph then turned their attention to Raphtalia who is looking at her hand while mumbling, "The moment your delicious food disappears, heartache will surely appear."

Joseph and Naofumi looked at each other and just smiled hopelessly while Filo looked at Joseph with hatred.

Joseph pat Filo's feather then said, "Don't worry I will make more tomorrow." which made Filo and Raphtalia eyes shine.

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Outskirts.

'This is boring, killing balloons is boring,' Joseph thought while watching Naofumi and Raphtalia fight balloons.

Joseph thought of summoning something to spice up their training.

'Should I summon deoxy? Nah they will be killed instantly, what about Great Red from dxd, not a good idea, I know! come forth...the destroyer of worlds...the one even the Saiyans cannot hope of defeating...the pink overlord of the universe...Kirby!' Joseph thought as he summons Kirby slightly far away from him.

After some time Naofumi and Raphtalia finally noticed something strange in their field of view, a pink balloon with hands and feet.

Joseph ordered Kirby telepathically to beat up the two of them. which Kirby obeyed and dash towards Naofumi and Raphtalia.

Joseph then summoned an item for Kirby to eat.

A Brick suddenly appeared up in the sky and Kirby inhaled it and became a flying brick.

The brick that Joseph summons is not ordinary it is actually a legendary brick that brings fears to anyone, even himself.

[DDS: Legendary Brick(SSS) - A Legendary but simple brick, will increase physical power to superhuman level when consumed, but who will eat brick for power?]