1 Reborn...From Hell

Darkness.

That was all I saw. That was all I felt. Yet, after a lifetime of misery and torment, I didn't fear it. I embraced it. Then a warmth enveloped my body and with it light. As I blinked away my blindness I heard the voice of a woman in a language I couldn't understand. I realized that I was just born.

^RETRIBUTION SYSTEM SYNCHRONIZATION INTALIZING^

^10% SYNCHRONIZATION^

^20% SYNCHRONIZATION^

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^100% SYNCHRONIZATION^

^SYNCHRONIZATION COMPLETE^

^Hello Master Jack, I am your Retribution System aka R.S and I am here to help you RULE this universe or DESTROY it^

*WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON*

^Master Jack, you died in your previous life at the age of 18.^

*I KNOW THAT, I MEANT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER*

^SATAN asked you some questions and you answered this is the result^

*DO HAVE TO BE SO CALM ABOUT IT*

^Master Jack, I think you should calm yourself down and process this rationally^

*(sigh) You're right, this is what I wanted I need to make the most of this opportunity. So, R.S what can you do?*

^Master Jack...^

*Just stop talking like that. I am the only one who can hear you so just tell me and don't say my name.*

^Of course Master, but it is better if I show you.^

^STATUS:

NAME: Jack

LEVEL: 1

TITLE: N/A

RACE:Dark Elf/Ogre Halfling

CLASS: N/A

HP:120/120

MP:110/110

STATS:

STR:10

AGI:8

END:12

INT:11

WIS:7

CHR:4

SKILLS: N/A

TRAITS:

[LOCKED UNTIL LEVEL 20]

[LOCKED UNTIL LEVEL 20]

ENHANCED DARK AFFINITY

MONSTER/SENTIENT RACE HYBRID

UNWANTED

INVENTORY:

EMPTY

HAREM:

EMPTY^

*Okay, so most of it I understand but the traits seem strange. R.S explain my traits please*

^ENHANCED DARK AFFINITY: You have the blood of a Dark Elf coursing through your veins giving control of Darkness and Curses. Because of your Ogre blood this power has been enhanced to give you Darksight and Dominion over the creatures of the Dark.

MONSTER/SENTIENT RACE HYBRID: You were born of a sentient being and a monster giving you the ability to communicate with both. You not only level up like a sentient being, you also evolve into a more powerful version of yourself.

UNWANTED: Because you are born from the **** of a Dark Elf woman by a monstrous Ogre, your mother does not want you and has abandoned you to your father.^

*WHAT THE FUCK*

Taking a look around me I notice that the woman who just gave birth to me has left me alone. IN THE FUCKING FOREST.

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*WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT*

^That would be your father Master.^