1 A Sexy God is still a God

Ok, so let's get this over with I got places to be and thing to do.

Hi again readers, it's me, Alex... Shit got really weird after you left last time.

I met God, he was really hot, and I may have flirted with him a little...

What do you expect from me, I'm a teenage boy who never even went on a date... Don't look at me like that you would have done the same thing, he was super hot, tanned skin, wavy white hair, soul-piercing blue eyes... I would have asked him to go out with me, but I was too much of a coward to say that to a God.

When he showed up he said he would give me two wishes as an apology to me, when I asked what there was to apologize about... Well, his answer was less than satisfactory.

"There wasn't supposed to be anyone in that cave today, I actually don't know how you went there today, I swear I made it so no one could enter..." So I could have lived... I could have not died if this handsome bastard did his job right... Not the answer I wanted to hear.

"So I now get three wishes?" I asked, "Yes, That is what I just said" he answered

"ok... I want to be reincarnated into the Danmachi world" I said as my first wish, "Ok, that can be done, definitely, next?" he said as he pulled out a clipboard and started to write stuff down "And I want a System, not just any system, I want the System of all Systems, like a... Super System made for crawling through the dungeon" I said as my second wish, "Amazing, I have one that's just right for you, and lastly?" he said as he looked up from his cardboard, "I don't want to be a human, make me something really rare, something so rare we wouldn't have seen it in the anime or the manga".

After writing the last wish down, he sapped his fingers and the clipboard disappeared "ok once you leave the void you'll have all your wishes granted, but I had to make a small apartment at the end, think of it as an extra sorry from me".

Ten, as if the void itself felt sick by my presence, it seemed to spit me out, I was forced upwards with my world spinning like a tornado. Not long after I landed on the ground face first with a *THUD*.

It took me a second to regain my sense of direction and for my head to stop spinning, but once I got up I was greeted by a forest that surrounded me on all sides.

"ok, first of all 'System Start' "

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Name: Gladius (Alex Sagis)

Level: 1

POW: I0

DEX: I0

END: I0

AGIL: I0

MAG: I0

SKILL) [Draco Magnus:S] [Hard Scales:I]

MAGIC) [Denatium Draco:I]

DEVELOPMENT ABILITY)

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[Denatium Draco:I]

"A dragons fire is your most potent weapon, master it, and it shall become your greatest ally".

Harnessing the power on dragon fire from within, the use can produce and manipulate fire.

Chant: May my Ancestors Flame strengthen my own, may the Blaze continue

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[Hard Scales:I]

Your scales are as hard as steel, boosting Dexterity and Endurance by ten fold when the time is right.

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[Draco Magnus:S]

As a young dragon grows with age, so do you, the more time spent with this skill on the stronger you get over time.

The skill will also allow the user to grow stronger based on the feelings they have, be it a simple desire to grow stronger, or an urge to surpass those who are above you, all of this will have a factory in future growth.

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I looked at my skills and stats with a smile.

I was in a new world, and I was going to make the best out of it, but first... *Stomach grumbling*

I need to find some food.