Considering Stanley's hermit lifestyle, Ezraphel's status as an illegal interdimensional 'alien' and neither of them having been on a date before, planning one would be a new experience for the both of them. They both lay on the couch or rather Ezraphel laid on the couch with her head on the armrest, Stanley laid on Ezraphel with his head sandwiched between her boobs and his laptop lay on his thighs.
"Okay so you have any ideas you want to throw in for this?"
Ezraphel who was playing with his hair replied "I am not particularly picky-"
Upon hearing that Stanley interrupted "Bull. Shit. Also you aren't allowed to cop out of this one Ez. There is no 'I' in team."
The Lilim pouted at his curse but hummed in thought "well I may have some ideas from what I have observed from couples at home. I do not know how those would work here however."
"Let's face it we need all the ideas we can get and besides some things are just multiversal, they couldn't be that far off" he assured.
"Well, couples in the Royal Makai would see a Play"
Said Plays would usually devolve into orgies due to their content but human Plays would not have such content in them.
"No plays here, well there are but I'm not into those. We do have Movie Theatres though."
"I take it by the name this is a place where one goes to view a movie"
"Yep but new ones that won't be shown on stream for almost a year"
"But they will be shown on the 'stream' correct?"
"Yeah"
"…why not wait until then?"
"A bunch of reasons actually" Stanley began in an uncharacteristically lecturing tone "buying a ticket helps to support the people involved in the production and distribution process. Theatre ticket sales help with analysis and are one of the main things that help to determine whether a movie is successful or not, the outcome of which will determine whether or not the company will make more content based on that movie. Since movies go to theatres first you get to see the movie sooner than others and in this age of interconnectivity and internet trolls the chances of having the movie plot spoiled online is very high. Plus the cinematic experience is one of the modern staples of human social interaction since the last century, it is truly unique and one of a kind."
Ezraphel blinked honestly taken aback by the very verbose explanation of what she understood is a social activity. He was usually so chevalier about social customs.
It made her suspicious.
"Do you go to the movie theatre Stanley?"
"Pfft, fuck no!"
'Ah there it is' Ezraphel thought as she listened to his ranting.
"Why would I spend money on an overpriced ticket with overpriced food, sitting in a dark crowded room with a bunch of strangers watching something that's going to be available for public viewing online for a tenth of the cost in a couple of months?"
Stanley caught himself and looked back to see Ezraphel was staring at him with a raised eyebrow.
Feeling a little embarrassed at his display he cleared his throat and continued more calmly "also movie theatres are meant to be enjoyed with friends, families and loved ones. Since I didn't have any of those on hand I don't see the point in trying. Now I have one of those things. I mean I have you now and I want to try those things with you."
At the end of his words Stanley took a deep breath, closed his eyes and placed the laptop on the nearby coffee table then waited. Not even a moment later and he was hit by hurricane Ezraphel being smothered in hugs, kisses and squeals.
If there was any solace, at least she didn't start stripping.
Ten Minutes Later…
"You get that out of your system?" an irritated and disheveled Stanley covered in hickeys glared.
"For now~"
He grumbled at that and they resumed their previous position "alright so movies" he started checking what was showing in the nearby theatre and cringed "of course, the one time I wanted to go to the damn movies and there's nothing showing worth watching" he grumbled.
"Are you sure?" she said pointing at a specific show "that looks interesting."
"It's not" he said flatly "its garbage and I will not waste my money watching trash blowing in the wind onscreen" he paused again to look back at Ezraphel then took a breath "there is more than one theatre and they don't all show the exact same thing at any given time."
And so for the next hour Stanley searched to find a theatre showing something that would be worth the price of admission. That is how his thought process started before it turned into finding a decent place for his girlfriend who would be going into a movie theatre for the first time.
Ezraphel felt the mounting frustration on his part and decided to end the search with a few well placed words "there is no need to continue searching Stanley. While I would love to enjoy this 'cinematic experience' I much prefer our first outing to be enjoyable for the both of us."
Stanley looked conflicted "I mean…if you're sure?"
She gave him a chaste kiss and smiled reassuringly "I am"
"Cool" he turned back around "then I guess we can just go out to eat at a fancy restaurant."
Behind him his girlfriend perked up 'restaurant, gourmet meals, new recipes!?'
"Let's do that" she said immediately startling the man.
"Okay, you seem eager. Any particular reason why?"
"I am very interested to see earth cuisine done by a recognized gourmet chef."
Stanley blinked then scoffed "well I don't know about that but if you're looking for the best in the area" he hit up Yelp and after a few minutes he found the best restaurant in the area, according to ratings and reviews.
"Ta-da"
"What is this?"
"It's a website exclusively used for reviewing restaurants" he informed.
Now she was thoroughly interested "how have I never encountered such a thing?" she wondered.
Ever since she started, Ezraphel has really gotten into cooking, preparing the ingredients, experimenting with new recipes and most importantly watching the expression of satisfaction on her Stanley's face whenever he consumes them. There was a unique feeling of pride with every dish she prepares for him and the positive and dare she say appreciative feedback she receives might just be the third best feeling of Ezraphel's life.
The best feeling in Ezraphel's life is and will always be when Stanley finishes inside after pounding her for the better part of an hour. Although that feeling might be eclipsed when she gives birth to his children which is a certainty but she is getting ahead of herself.
"The internet is as vast and mysterious as the oceans themselves" Stanley answered sagely "not even I have been able to explore all its depths."
And really that was deliberate on his part. Some things were just meant to go undiscovered.
Back to the restaurants though, unlike the movies they had a great deal more selection this time around. The best part is that these restaurants weren't exactly the type of high class places where they would need to dress up to enter. Most of them just had good customer service, an amiable atmosphere and great tasting food.
"Okay so it all boils down to two things in each restaurant-" was about as far as he got before Ezraphel gently pushed him aside to seize his laptop "what the hell?"
"Shush Stanley" she said getting comfortable "you got to choose our destination the first time, now it is my turn."
Stanley's mouth dropped before he rolled his eyes and scooted away "fine whatever" he said petulantly.
Ezraphel glanced at him for a moment before going back to the screen "do not worry Stanley, you can play with my tail while I am busy."
"The hell is that supposed to mean?"
At that point Ezraphel got into perusing the restaurant options while everything else became background noise.
"Whoa, the fuck? Ez, Ez? Knock it off!"
Ezraphel quickly began to familiarize herself with the layout of the website. Stanley was kind enough to configure it in a way so that it would list the restaurants within several miles of this very house. No matter what she chose the longest would take at best an hour to reach by vehicle, depending on traffic.
"Dammit woman, get your tail under control before I- hey let go of my pants!"
Stanley did more than just made it so it showed restaurants, he made it so that it showed restaurants popular with couples which was so thoughtful and romantic~
"You're being a real bitch right now, I hope you know that!"
"…"
*RIIIP*
"My pants!"
It would seem that restaurants frequented by couples were very popular because even among what must have been a very specific set of prerequisites the website provided a wide array of options for her to choose. Choices ranged in quantity depending on quality and diversity with the restaurant providing different themes, aesthetics, cuisines of different cultures and so on.
*Struggling noises in the background*
"Fuck it, do whatever you want."
Luckily with each restaurant she selected there were also comments from actual patrons there to specifically help in her decision. Ezraphel could tell that these were not critics in the professional sense but rather everyday people who gave their honest opinions on the place. Though there are a few diatribes that try to sound as professional as they can about it, much to her amusement.
As a princess Ezraphel was more than familiar with sophistry.
Throughout it all though, she managed to find what she was looking for.
"I am finished Stanley~"
She looked to the side to see her husband sprawled out on the sofa. His eyes were glazed, there was drool at the corner of his lips and he was without pants as her tail continued to jerk him off with the dexterous expertise most professional masseuses only wished they had.
"And from the looks of it, so are you~" she cooed.
His glazed eyes glared at her and he managed to rasp out "I will…get you…b-ACK…for this" he swore.
Ignoring the promise of reprisal on his part Ezraphel shot forward like a python and her mouth enveloped his member a moment before he released. Just to be a dick Stanley forced her head down to take all of him inside her throat which would have been effective if Ezraphel did not expect such a play and actually counted on him doing it.
Ezraphel absolutely loves the sensation of his thick meat sliding all the way down her throat.
After a minute Stanley was finally finished, five minutes and he was coming down but it took five more before Ezraphel finally deigned to release him. Despite the fact that he was long enough to reach all the way down her throat and thick enough for said throat to bulge Ezraphel took a particularly long time to pull away. She savored every single bump, ridge and stimulation he made while sliding out and throughout it all she never stopped sucking.
Stanley could only stare at the woman as she purposefully dragged out the process of pulling her mouth away from his member. He said it before and he would say it a thousand more times but it was times like this where he is reminded that Ezraphel was truly a goddamn sex fiend.
It was willpower and stubbornness that prevented him from becoming hard again. That and he purposefully distracted himself by looking at her eyes rather than at his foot long meat sliding out her mouth, every inch literally spit-cleaned and blow-dried. Normally looking into a succubus' eyes would be detrimental to curbing a man's sex drive but in this case there was a legitimate reason for his lack of follow up erection.
Ezraphel had hearts in her eyes.
His hands blindly and frantically groped around for his phone, he dared not break eye contact with the Lilim who seemed to be in too much of a trance-like state to even blink. Of all the weird, mysterious and bullshit phenomena that happens around Ezraphel, her getting heart-eyes is one the more surreal experiences. It was also the most frustrating since Ezraphel seems to be completely unaware of this and he figured the reason was whenever she exhibits this she is in a heightened state of pleasure.
How high?
The kind that rappers only wish they get.
Conversely the heart-eyes phenomenon is about as elusive as common sense is to those so-called 'experts' on Ancient Aliens. One moment you think you have it aand it's gone. Stanley figured this one was going to last as long as it took for her to completely pull off of his dick which meant he had a few more seconds. Luckily he managed to find his phone, input the password, get to the camera and get her face in focus. Just as his thumb was about to take the shot, Ezraphel reached his head and she vacuum sucked as if getting the last traces of juice through a straw.
"GRK!"
The sudden sensation was enough to have him screw up the first pic which was a blurry mess 'shit!'
Gritting his teeth to ignore the sudden build up of pleasure and something else he aimed the slight shaky phone at Ezraphel who continued to look into his eyes (now the camera) and grinned before he snapped the picture then immediately drop the phone and arch his head back as he came a second time. This second time had him grinning with a feeling of accomplishment and triumph mixed with the relief.
From his position, resting his head on the armrest he looked down in time to see Ezraphel pull off his flaccid penis. She opened her mouth to show him nearly overflowing white then swallowed it in a single gulp, not a single trace was left back.
"Delicious as always Stanley~" she purred leaning on the opposite end of the armchair with one leg over head rest spreading her legs wide to show a wet spot in her shorts.
'That's hot…and little disgusting'
Yeesh and he thought the fanfics were just exaggerating on how juicy Mamono get when they're excited. In any case since Ezraphel was coming off her high he thought it would be a great time to hit her with a distraction before this devolves any further and…
"No" he whispered, his eyes shaky and hands trembled as he viewed the picture on screen.
It was Ezraphel with his cock in her mouth mid suction but her eyes were closed and if that was the end then it wouldn't have been so bad however, his eyes twitched when he saw Ezraphel was giving a god damn peace sign in the picture.
'What the fuck is this!?'
His eyes snapped towards her and she gave him an innocent smile, not aware of the transgression she had done…then she started to use the soles of her feet to massage his half erect member to full mast.
Advance chapters, artwork and more available on my Pa treon, link in the synopsis.