1 The Prince of Misfortune
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Xin Fengyang woke up to the noise of his smartphone beeping
Ding-Dong-Ding! Ding! Ding-Dong-Ding!
It was an email from his Office.
This early in the morning ! Damn!
He had been reading webnovels for a long time in the night and he didn't know when he had fallen asleep.
He quickly sat up and read that mail.
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Notice from the CEO's Office -reg-
Informing the recipient of this letter of his dismissal from his posting.
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Mr. Xin Fengyang , Owing to your many faults that have been observed by your superiors and your subordinates and my personal observation you have been fired from your position of Project leader, We wish you the best of luck with your career. Have a good day!
Yours truly,
Mr. Xuan Ying
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Good day My Ass!
God this is not a Prank! it's surely my company's official mail id.
This is too Cruel!
You fire me for no particular cause and you expect me to have a nice day. Are you retarded or what?
Xin Fengyang was fuming under his collars. He was pink-slipped for no particular reason. He was about to turn 23 this year and he was fired from his first job that he had been working for since he was 20.
I wake up in the morning and the first thing I see is this?
Three years I have slaved for them and this is what I get?
F**king tell me my faults if you were bothered about it ,Ja*ka*s!
He knew that his CEO Mr.Xuan Ying was not a great person. He like many other youths didn't land his dream job and Worked at any job he could get his hands on. He was a good worker nonetheless. He was sincere and didn't fool around while he was on his job like many others at his office.
Maybe that's what they thought was Faulty Behaviour.
Yes! I read a lot of Webnovels but I do it on my spare time you Bast@rds!
Atleast you could have said to me in person that would have given me some face by the way it's the end of the month and I probably will not be paid for my work this month. I knew it!
All of you can Go to hell!
Xin looked fairly Handsome but wasn't too handsome as such to look otherworldly and wasn't particulary talented at anything. His build wasn't bulky nor skinny just fit. His Academics weren't top notch neither were they below average. If he were to place himself he'd be at the top 80 percentage of the general population.
That would be what every man thinks about himself.
He wondered what his girlfriend, Mei Ling saw in him that made her like him. She herself came to him and proposed to be his girlfriend and She was a ravishing Beauty but was a bit of an Airhead. But She was the Daughter of a wealthy Business man. He knew that his entire life's worth of luck had almost ran out the moment she became his girlfriend but He was happy for it.
If anything in his life resembled what he had been reading it was this.
Anyway for the sake of solace he tried to chat with her for some time. He opened Wechat and surprisingly there was already a message from Mei Ling,
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|Xin dear, I am so sorry but I can not |
|pretend to love you any longer. I was not |
|looking for a Mr.Perfect in you but |
|atleast you should have a little more |
|shame.... |
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What the ? I must have read something wrong. Let me read it again.
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|Xin dear, I am so sorry but I can not |
|pretend to love you any longer. I was not |
|looking for a Mr.Perfect in you but atleast|
|you should have a little more shame |
| I can no longer tolerate your Faulty |
|Behaviour and I wish to break up with |
|you this instant. You and I both deserve |
|a better option. You should be more |
|like my new boyfriend Liu Mang. He |
|came to my home yesterday and |
|convinced me about how he was the |
|better option and we are now a couple. |
| Better not bother us from |
|now. Wish you better luck in your next |
| relationship ;-p |
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sent time for that message was yesterday 2:30 am.
Better luck My ass! Better lick My Ass!
Next relationship My Ass!
Why the heck ?! why now?! Why today ?!
Why ME!?
Xin Fengyang felt reality breaking apart. Within the timespace of three minutes he lost both his job and his girlfriend. Then something occurred to him.
Maybe it's one of those dreams , the ones which come to you when you are laying on your bed half awake and half asleep. They had occurred to him several times before and he pinched his hands but he quite didn't feel the pain.
Thank God what a dreadful dream! , Xin thought and walked to the bathroom to finish his daily morning duties and brush his teeth.
As he began to brush his teeth he felt a stinging sensation coming from his arm.
It was the place where he pinched himself Earlier.
Hell!
Xin rushed to his smartphone without bothering to cleanse his mouth of the toothpaste foam which dripped along the floor as he ran towards His bed.
He hurriedly picked his mobile phone and both the losses doubly impacted him. He felt as if both his balls had burst and he had become an Eunuch.
OhmyGod!OhmyGod!OhmyGod!OhmyGod!OhmyGod!
he began taking pushups on the floor. For each 'OhmyGod!' he had taken one pushup.
After twenty OhmyGod!-s he couldn't budge and he laid on the floor and began laughing hysterically. Okay! it's too goddamn funny. It's almost like I am at the first chapter of a Webnovel. A wounded MC at the end of his wits will miracuously find some sort of gift and will soar through the heavens.
Soar through my ass! My perfectly formed succulent ass!
When he got up he quickly made himself a breakfast and went straight to his office. But since he was fired he could no longer use his ID to get in.
Perfect! Just Perfect!
Then he recieved a call from his brother , Du Fengyang.
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Xin: Just in time Brother, I need to talk to you about something.
Du: Er, Big Bro, Something bad has happened. Great grandfather Baili has passed away and he has named someone as the sole heir for all his wealth that amounts to almost a five billion yuan in his will.
Xin: What!
Heck yes!
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Xin has tossed away his smartphone and began doing situp squats .
Old fart Baili who was hoarding off all the family's riches has finally kicked the bucket and my brother who never bothers me has called me to inform me of this incident.
Heck Yeah!Heck Yeah!Heck Yeah!Heck Yeah!Heck Yeah!Heck Yeah!
Xin began doing situps. and After ten Heck Yeah-s he was too curious already. He went back to the call.
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Xin: Du! Dear brother! Stay strong in there bro I know how hard it has been for you and How much you loved Great gramps old Baili.
Du: Big bro! you are overdoing this a bit. You know I hate that old fart as much as you. The thing is... He somehow .... in his deathbed .....changed the will
Xin: SPIT IT OUT ,MAN!
Du: named Jackie Chan as the sole heir for his wealth!
Xin: HAHAHAHA! you are just the lil Bro I know. Killer Joke you got right there!.
Man I needed that laugh.
Du: I am serious Big Bro! You know how much that old fart Baili loved Jackie Chan. He even watched Kung Fu Yoga twenty eight times. It was then that he decided that giving it to Jackie Chan rather than greedy relatives who never entertained him as much as he did. It's all over the Headlines Bro!
Xin: Hmm! Is that all? Then Bye..... have a nice day
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Yes, For a second I almost thought that I would Strike back at those fools and soar through the heavens. I thought it was that time already.
Xin knew that life was a Bitch but he didn't know that it also a Dominatrix and a Fucking Sadistic one at that.
Xin calmly turned towards the nearest temple he found and shouted "Please tell this slave what to do from now on master ! I concede Defeat!"
Then he proceeded to walk out of the pavement and onto the road when his smartphone beeped
Ding-Dong-Ding! Ding-Dong-Dong! Ding-Ding-Dong!
It was the ad for an app
His heart pounded as his fingers touched the smooth screen.
Maybe it's this!
Yes! it could be the situations are just right. If I download this app everything that has been happening to me will become alright.
Maybe it's an app that changes one's fate or teaches people secret techniques.
Xin Fengyang was eager, He who had a name that sounded like an MC of a Webnovel finally has the chance to become someone that is actually an MC.
He slid the screen and placed his finger on the sensor in the phone's backside and with a vibration the screen unlocked.
Buy products dead cheap at Aladdin.com! 100% cashback for the first purchase.
Fuck you I already use that app!
He turned back towards the temple and shouted "Master! you want me to prostate or something . This slave understands" and then he began grovelling at his feet before he knelt and kowtowed "Please forgive this slave! Master, Please forgive this slave!"
"Please forgive this slave! Master, Please forgive this slave!"
he bent and got up for every "Please forgive this slave! Master, Please forgive this slave!" and after twenty such kowtows he rose up to see a decent crowd around him and there were even a few who were recoding this whole thing on their smartphones. Hell some people even took pity on him and threw some coins before him.
You are a merciless slut ! You! That's what you are!
Xin Fengyang himself believed that he had gone mad. Mad guys can go happy whenever they like so he just spoke whatever that came to him.
You cuckold loving asswipe's shiteater's shit-ground-into-powder snorter's sneeze licker's armpit sweat licking Mo**erfu*ker....
Words came out of his mouth like a perennial waterfall.
Xin full well knew that his life was over the moment he said the first word on camera. He didn't care.
There is one more option . Final option.
Suicide.
Then let's see if I don't transcend to another world like in the webnnovels.
He stepped onto the street as if he was crossing the road and noone dared to stop him because they were 100% certain that he was a couple of screws loose.
A truck came at a high speed Xin just stood there waiting for the big finish.
Then the truck stopped instantly and without a skid as if the video has been paused. Xin was surprised and he turned around to see what sort of vehicle it was that managed to perform a miraculous stop. It was a simple MAN vehicle the one that has a tongue-out dog for a logo. Below the front headlight were the following chrome-plated words.
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Avanced Braking System 2.0
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The truck driver rolled out a few curses on him but Xin was already on a roll. If the driver's curses were like a slap on the cheek then Xin's curses were like a sledgehammer to the crotch. The driver spat a mouthful of blood and collapsed on the floor. This too was recorded and was actually uploaded live online.
"............And your balls are so small that they have been classified as a National Treasure. What are you doing down there?" Xin only saw the driver down when he finished his sentence.
Someone checked on the driver and said "Oh No! He is dead! You killed him!"
pointing at Xin Fengyang.
"Hell No! I didn't do this! Please! I did not do this! "
Xin had only heard of making someone spit a mouthfull of blood and die. He was seeing that for the first time.
Meanwhile in the city's police commissioner office the commissioner's smartphone went
Ding-Dong-Ding! Ding-Ding-Dong! Dong-Dong-Ding!
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And the commissioner had clicked on it out of boredom.
