1 Prologue - Cursed Wish

"Will you grant my wish?" said the man.

This young man who fought bravely, ferociously, and unwavering as he climbed great mountains, fought ancient monsters, saved lives, and been acknowledge as a hero have finally reached his goal.

The Hall of Gods.

"Again I ask, Will You Grant My Wish?"

Silence

The gods looked at the man in front of them, until one finally spoke.

"Young one, for all your accomplishments what will be your wish? Do you want to wish for more power? Your own kingdom? A harem of women? Becoming a god? Or do you want immortality?"

"I do…" He spoke with a quiet yet determined voice.

"You do?…..what do yo-"

" I want immortality….I want to live as long as I can to save those who have been wronged…I want to become an immortal keeper of peace.." The young man said.

".....Gahahaha!" The Gods laughed at the man, thinking of how absurd his wish was.

".…Being an immortal is a hard life boy! Are you truly sure you want to walk on this path?" Asked one of the Gods who have recovered from their laughter.

"Yes…..I will" He answered

"If that is your true wish then so be it!, from this day forth, !@#$ shall become a wandering Immortal!, I God of Fire will grant of your wish!" Shouted the God of Fire

"I too grant this wish!" echoed the rest of the Gods.

The young man was then surrounded by a bright light that blanketed him, making him drowsy.

"Boy your race can only come to the Hall of Gods once in their lifetime….. now that we've granted your wish go now, and don't slack off being a "Keeper"!, Gahahaha I wish you the best boy!"

In the farthest back of the hall one figure whispered to himself quietly.

"Another toy for these savages have been found….."

*Sigh*

"Boy this road you chose will break you the longer you stay upon it...and when that happens your wish will become a curse..." It looked at the man being slowly moved out of the Hall and quietly spoke

"For when that time comes, I the Creator of Systems will give you a way out of your suffering....." It said a few more words before disappearing in the shadows.

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*Clink* *Clink* *Clink* *Jingle*

"#@$% for not being able to protect my daughter from those wretched half-human beasts, I King Fendar Krivsteca VI sentence you to prison for 100 years!"

(Huh? Sh*t….. how many years did he say? Dammit I couldn't hear him, just had to remember that time dammit…how long has it been? I was such a r*tard back then…..F*ck)

*Sigh*

*Crack!* *Crack!*

"How Dare you sigh in front of the King!"

(Bloody F*cking h*ll my dude did you have to hit my beautiful face with that raggedy old fist of yours!?, Holy sh*t my dude do you want to hit me one more time?! I would break this cuffs on me right now if I wasn't such a just and uptight man!)

"Ehem!, Adding on your sentence of 100 years we will add another 100 years for burning of the church of Gods. Another 100 for taking items from the kingdoms treasury. Another....."

(Holy crap they actually found me out?! Sh*t did I not pay enough money to shut those bastards mouth? When I get out of prison I'll Ki-)

"In total of your crimes you will be imprisoned for a total of 1000 years!"

"What!?!?!? Wait hold on -"

*Smack* *Crack!*

"You don't have the right to speak in front of his majesty!"

"Soldiers! Take this man to the furthest and deepest prison room we have and isolate him!"

"""Yes, our king!"""

(....)

(Damn…..another 1000 years wasted.... dammit, if only I didn't make a contract with that goddess lasting 10 years to protect these guys...)

*Sigh*

*Crack!*

"Move prisoner!"

(Ouch! That hurt you bastard!...…..Oh well…guess I'll sleep again then? I wonder how long I can sleep now? I did level up my [Sleeping Comfort] skill…. screw it! Lets see how long level 18 will let me sleep!)

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A few weeks later a rebellion erupted, leading to the death of King Fendar Krivsteca VI and the whole royal family. On King Fendar Krivsteca VI last breath he uses a Calamity class item in his retaliation that desolates the whole kingdom killing all of the populace and destroying all vegetation with it, leaving the area of Krivsteca barren, empty, hostile, and churning dark emotions turning it into a breading ground for strong and dangerous demons and monsters.

On the other hand the prisoner of 1000 years was untouched as he slept through it all.

"zzzz…..Hahahaha…that gold is mine!….zzzzzz"