Cupid, the murderer

Alyx who happens to be in a loveless relationship ends up being a victim to one of cupid's arrows. however as luck would have it, cupid mistakenly takes the wrong arrow and now has to nurse poor Alyx back to health, ofcourse after saving her from a close death encounter which he caused to begin with "okay... one question" Alyx said after a long moment of silence "alright, ask away" "tell me Cesaire.... if you truly are cupid... Why on earth do you have a collection of real arrows right besides your "magical" love arrows?" ".....just for self defence you know..." he said avoiding eye contact "why again, would you need self defence?" "you would be surprised at the number of people who dont appreciate having the loves ones, fall in love with someone else" Alyx stared at him baffled, she couldnt comprehend how he, "cupid" seemed so un-self aware at how terrible he was at his one and only job after a short moment of silence, Cesaire nodded "exactly, i was speechless myself" he said with a sigh and leaned back on his chair --- hello there... i'd like to say, please bear with this story, it has been a long minute since i have written a story. so consider this a rough draft of what might be a good romantic comedy or a terribly romantic comedy which is all over the place. have fun.