4 CHAPTER THREE

I woke up and went to the bathroom. After realizing I don't have anything to get ready for the day, I decide to go buy some stuff to get ready. I don't have any other cloths either. I'll have to stop at a few stores. Wait, I don't have any money either. Oh I can exchange SP. I go to the status first to see if there is a button or something next to the SP counter. Nope. Next lets try the shop. I thought 'shop' and a screen I haven't seen before popped up.

[Items] [Abilities] [Bloodlines] [Search]

I concentrate on the search option and it zooms in on it and turns into a blank bar. I think 'USD' and several boxes show up below the bar. I then realized that they use yen in one punch man, so instead I search 'MasterCard' and a few boxes with various designs of MasterCards appear. I use MasterCard specifically because I know it's used in Japan. I select a black and silver one, and a new slider appears below it. It starts at one cent and goes up to 100,000 dollars USD. I slide it all the way to the right and select to buy it. It pops up with a box to the right.

[MasterCard (100,000 USD) x1]

[Cost: 1,000 SP]

[Buy:]

[Yes/No]

I very quickly select no because that would be all of my SP and instead make the slider go to 3,200 because thats the exact amount I got from killing that car guy. This time I select yes and suddenly the credit card appears in my hand. I then search for a small, black, 10 dollar wallet to keep it in so i won't lose it. I check my SP count and I still have 999.9 SP. I'm slightly annoyed that my SP is not a whole number, but I don't care enough to buy something for 90 bucks just to round it up. I left the apartment complex and started walking to the nearest non-abandoned store to gets some cloths and toiletries. There was this weird sound coming from Saitama's room as I was leaving, but I just ignored it. After spending an hour and a half, I got a toothbrush, toothpaste, and some toilet paper. I guess the card automatically converts the money into whatever I need. I sadly couldn't find any cloths that fit my size, so I'll have to go to a tailor or something and get them custom made. I could probably get the Hero Association to make some for me, but if I want to join around the same time as Saitama I would have to wait a while. I head to a what appears to be a designer clothing store and am welcomed by a very short black haired woman.

Store Attendant: "H-Hello sir, is there anything you want to buy?"

Cupid: "Well, I went to a few regular clothing stores, but they didn't have my size. I was wondering if you have any way to make me some cloths in my size? I don't need anything fancy, just a few pairs of nice, casual cloths."

Store Attendant: "Why, yes. We do make custom cloths, but, even if they are just casual cloths, they will be fairly expensive seeing your size."

Cupid: "That's fine."

Store Attendant: "Ok then, please step into the room in the back. There will be a stylist in there and you can tell her your preferences and get measured."

I head to the back and see another woman in the back. She sizes me, asks me what kind of cloths I want, and tells me they will be shipped by drone to my address tomorrow. As I'm leaving, I see a black cloud moving very quickly throughout the city. Then I noticed three different mosquitoes biting me. I quickly swipe them off and create a thin barrier around my skin. Seems like Mosquito Girl is here. I decide it would be best to have me 2 keep the barrier and move it with me as I move so I don't have to. I quickly start flying back to the apartment only to hear a sudden sound in my mind.

*ding*

[Your ability 'Pixie Wings' has leveled up due to continuous use.]

I quickly bring up my stats.

[STATUS:]

[Name: Cupid Styll]

[Age: 24]

[Race: Pixie Human Hybrid (CHANGEABLE)]

[Hero Class: N/A]

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[Health: 100,000,000 (AH: 10)]

[Stamina: 100 (AH:10)]

[Regeneration: 99,999,999 every second (AH: 0.1)]

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[Strength: 100 (AH: 10)]

[Agility: 110 (AH: 10)]

[Durability: 500 (AH: 8)]

[Intelligence: 500 (AH: 15)]

[(AH= AVERAGE HUMAN)]

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[ABILITIES:]

[Barrier: The ability to summon near invincible barriers that can be any shape and size, and can be moved with your mind. Active Ability]

[Level: MAX (100/100)]

[RegeneraTion: The ability to regenerate any part of your body extremely fast. Can regrow body parts. Passive ability]

[Level: MAX (100/100)]

[Eidetic Memory: The ability to remember anything you have ever seen. Also enhances brain processing speed and problem solving. Passive Ability]

[Level: MAX (50/50)]

[Adapt: The ability to force your body to adapt to survive in any environment. Passive Ability]

[Level: 50/100]

[Pixie Charm: Increases charm to your preferred gender for partnership. Makes you look more handsome and appealing. Passive Ability]

[Level: 1/10]

[Pixie Wings: Allows you to grow pixie wings from your back. Can fly at 80 mph. Speed increases with level. Active Ability]

[Level: 2/50]

[Pixie Size: The ability to change your size from normal to two inches tall. Does not impede with strength. Active Ability]

[Level: MAX (1/1)]

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[SP: 999.9]

Looks like I can now fly 20 mph faster, and my agility increased too. I guess it's because of all the flying I did yesterday. I ignore it for now and keep flying back. As I'm flying, I almost miss Saitama chasing a mosquito with some bug spray. I quickly fly to him.

Cupid: "What are you doing? You know there's a mosquito outbreak going on right?"

Saitama: "Outbreak, what are you talking about?"

I look ahead of where we're heading and see a cyborg that's definitely Genos and a giant swarm of mosquitoes. As we get closer Genos hears us talking as turns to face us. Saitama and I stop and Saitama starts spitting on the ground because he got bug spray in his mouth.

Cupid: "Hey, Saitama, you might want to look up."

Saitama: "What's that squirming over there? It's.... mosquitoes?!"

Genos: "You two over there. Evacuate now. That swarm is conscious. If it senses you, it will immediately attack."

Saitama: "Seriously? That's bad. I gotta get-"

He gets cut off by the swarm quickly expanding and engulfing us. Me and Saitama where fine because of me having a barrier and Saitama having invincible skin, but the buildings surrounding us are not. Somehow the mosquitoes are collapsing the buildings. Sparks start coming off Genos's hands as he makes a gigantic explosion. As the smoke clears, there aren't anymore mosquitoes.

Genos: "Since you spoke, I thought you would have at least human-level intelligence. But you were just a bug. You brought all the mosquitos together into one, easy-to-burn swarm. When I spotted you, I confirmed there were no living beings within 500 meters, so I should have been free to fire away. Wait, those guys might have-"

Saitama: "Man, you saved me. You're amazing. What was that just now? You totally made them bug out! Ba-dum-dum-tsh."

Genos looks at Saitama very shocked. Probably because all his cloths have been burned off.

Saitama: "Oh, I was just trying to make a joke about the mosquitos being bugs, and..."

He gets cut off by Mosquito Girl laughing at Genos's previous comment, but now she's fully healed and a slightly redder shade.

Mosquito Girl: "Hahaha! Idiot! I no longer need the tiny ones. I mean,"

She then slices in the direction of a building. The whole top half of the building gets chopped up into bits.

Mosquito Girl: "look how strong I've become!"

She then flies at Genos and starts cutting him up with her claws. As she's about to kill him, someone she didn't notice before speaks.

Cupid: "Barrier!"

As she is swiping at Genos, she gets trapped in a box. She attempts to break out, but she doesn't even leave a mark on the thin barrier surrounding her.

Mosquito Girl: "Wha-What is this thing?!? Why can't I break out?!?"

Cupid: "Hey Saitama, you mind taking care of her. I could, but I don't want to look at another flesh box, and if I use brute force it'll take to long."

Saitama: "Sure, man. Wait, how do I get to her?"

Instead of answering I just enlarge the barrier and pull Saitama though it. He immediately walks up to Mosquito Girl and punches her, splattering her all over the barrier wall. I drop the barrier and we both start to walk home.

Genos: "Hold on! Please tell me your names!"

Saitama: "Oh. It's Saitama

Cupid: "And I'm Cupid. Cupid Styll."

Genos: "I'd like to be both of your's disciple."

Cupid and Saitama at the same time: "Oh, ok... huh?"

END OF CHAPTER THREE

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