3 Three Years to Become Unparalleled Under Heaven!

Three years has passed, and a lot happened in those three years... In the first, there was a family feud since my uncle actually came up and said that he was my true father, but my father was so angry and so proud of me to admit that he married a whore so they ended up fighting to death... My father of course killed my uncle, but ended up tripping and dying. My mother on the other hand died from grief, she didn't even feed me well, but as long as my body develop; I will be alright.

Because I was a prodigy in their eyes, my doting pee-face grandfather used to buy me medicals with a lot of money he stole from the clan's treasury... Stupid idiot just cuts the ginseng and whatever else like onion, throw it in boiling water and then throw me in as if he was making soup with herbs as the vegetables and me as the meat... I know, I know that you are supposed to suck medicines and bullshit like that, but wow, unlike what it looks like in all fictions and manhua, it is just medicine, it doesn't hurt! It feels like bathing in hot water... Hmmm, am I missing something?

At 7 months I could walk because the medical bathes were actually doing work, at 10 months old I could speak primitive words such as "idiot" "cheater whore" and "pee-face". During my first birthday, I broke my 3 years older cousin's arm because she wanted to molest me... I swear to god martial art world make babies ruthless from young... Now I wonder why male MCs in manhua are all a bunch of retards that would kill any other guy and cuck them at any possiblity, but when it is a girl villain they would kiss her leg after she kills half of their friends... I am starting to think that either the culture is retarded, or the authors are incapable of many things... Which includes thinking, but it includes other things like the inability to fuck and the inability to actually get a girl to let them... I think they lost their virginities to either animals or sex toys which is why they write some bullshit like that... I just wonder what was the creator thinking when he created such retards...

Enough talking about other people... Lets talk about everyone's favorite subject... "Me!" At 2 years old I was kicked out of the clan along with "pee-face" because people wanted money to eat, but pee-face said "no, starve to death, I gotta wash my grandson because I am totally not a pedophile that like touching soft kids skin". Of course they sent people to assassinate me, but those people didn't even train in the arts of Bullshiting Enemies to end up Shitting on Enemies... It is a great art... Believe me, it is more useful than some Xuang Hua III that they sell for $1... Any marital art that you have to pay to get isn't worth learning! The only martial arts worth learning are the ones you gain yourself to survive! No wonder they sent 27 sissies to kill me, but they ended up getting too confused about their real sexuality it became a 27 sided orgy... All males... Until my grandpa joined them and it was 28... But to stop them from sharing word that they were raped so hard they couldn't kill me, my grandpa treated them like a one time sex toy and disposed them after one use...

My second year of life here in this Xianxia bs dimension was rough... There was no humanity at all... Beggars are mistreated by random people, men can **** girls as long as they are stronger, and reverse **** happens so often that I was about to suffer from a 64 years old hag taking my 2 years old V-card away from me, thankfully my grandpa wanted to make up for his 2 dead sons and decided to fuck this wrench, saving me from losing my chastity... At least in this world...

The path to master cultivation is very wide... You start with Body Building, then Body Refining, then Foundation Establishment, then Qi Gathering then other bullshits... In shortcut... You have to go to the gym, then you have to drink Red Bull if you wanted to learn flying martial arts... Then you have to fap, and after you have made your foundation, you just need to stop fapping cause you need to store all you have to expand your balls! I am just kidding of course... I came to the realization that those around me aren't humans, they lack humanity and common sense, their bodies are so much stronger than ours, so they probably are devils... Thinking about it... China suits the image of a sick devil, and each time that sick devil coughs he spreads a new virus... *Cough* "Oops... I released SARS".... *Cough* "Excuse me! And sorry about Corona"... Bruh.

With a body this strong, and an actual human soul that is not retarded like theirs, I had the urge to idle lazily to eternity, but I decided to change the world and tame those beast rapists with no decency! As a 2 years old kid, I already had a way to do so... I climbed the ladder of body cultivation real fast because I knew how to do push ups, pull ups, and different exercises more advanced than the primitive ones used by barbaric uncivilized monkeys like martial artists... My progress was so astonishing that I think I broke through their cultivation norms and measures with the power of daily exercise and being healthy!

I was so strong in body now that a bitch slap from me can tear a rock apart! Now I had to set on my ass and be lazy to collect Qi in my Dantian, it was under the stomach... Which feels funny whenever I wanna pee! I just had to become super lazy... and pee a lot... but it was a successes! Cultivators only have to focus and do so much stupid things because they were unconditioned to grasp the truths of the world... They were just savages in the end, barbarians that can not but call themselves civilized!

As I became 3 years old, I have long passed my grandfather in terms of cultivation... I was in a level they call Soul Nourishment, and it was really easy but I was too bored to cultivate more because I really felt bored of boredom so I had to do something, and I finally decided what to do! Remember those who sent those 27 dudes to kill me? Time I pay them a visit and bitch slap them to death!