5 CHAPTER 5: MEDIUM GRADE GHOST
Once it gets dark Li Yangde willed his sword the size of a flat car. He set it next to the window. Soft Feather, Song Shuhang, Lin Tubo and Li Yangde stepped on it. Song Shuhang was amazed how it was floating like a flying saucer. Yangde also willed the sword to create seats where they can sit down. He materialized and solidified his sword qi.
Soft Feather: "Wow! Amazing! I never know you can make seat like that!"
Li Yangde: "Well, as far as I know. I'm the only one that can do it due to my cultivation with a certain sword technique."
Everyone sat down on the seat.
Lin Tubo: "There's no seat belts! What if we....--aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!"π¨π¨π¨
Before he even finish, the sword flew so fast at 3 times the speed of sound.
Song Shuhang: "Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!"π¨π¨π¨π¨
Lin Tubo: "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
Soft Feather: "Yahooooooooooo!"ππππ
Li Yangde: "Hahahaha!"ππππ
Within a few minutes the sword slowed down to a stop.
Li Yangde: "Were here! Ah Bo! Where's your grandpa's place?"
Song Shuhang: "So fast... It usually takes 2 hours by train to get here. It's not even 5 minutes.
Lin Tubo: "Dammit Yangde. Can you warn me next time before you do that. You almost gave me a heart attack!"
Soft Feather: "That was fun! Your as fast as my father's flying sword!"
Li Yangde: "I can go faster but they are only in foundation building, the g-force might kill them if i go faster.
Lin Tubo: "I'm going back to the dorm myself. It will be crazy if I ride this again... My grandfather's house is over there, but go with the speed limit please...."
Li Yangde: " Awww, your no fun.."
They headed to Lin Tubo's grandpa's place. Tubo's grandpa hit him in the head.
Grandpa: "Little Bo! Do you know what time it is! What are you doing so late at night! You have school tomorrow! You skipping school!"
Lin Tubo: "Easy gramps! We have guest. And classes got cancelled tomorrow so everything is ol hunky dory alright."
Grandpa: "Oh, sorry aboit that please come in."
They all went into the house. Soft Feather the began asking questions about the ghost lamp temple.
Grandpa: "I'm amazed that someone still know about the temple. Well the temple had already been bulldozed and it is now a tomb."
Soft Feather: "So the owner's family all died?"
Grandpa: "That is correct. The last owner is Huang Dagen. People called him exploited Huang. He bulldozed the temple in hoping to sell the land to a developer. But the developer never showed up. Without the temple, he wasn't making any money and soon he buried his family there. He sold the land cheap and became a cemetery and 7 years later, he too died and was buried there."
Song Shuhang: "Can you tell us the location of the tomb."
Lin Tubo's grandpa lead the group to the back yard. The pointed eastward direction.
Grandpa: "The temple is about 700 meters to the east."
Li Yangde: "Okay you 2 go get those ghost!"
Song Shuhang: "Your not going with us?"
Li Yangde: "Nah, It's just a boring cemetery. There's no benefit to be there anyway. Tell you what, I'll cook dinner and it will be ready when you come back!"
Soft Feather: "Deal! I can't wait until I eat your cooking again!"π
Li Yangde: "And they say I'm a kid!"π
Soft Feather and Song Shuhang headed to the. Ghost Lamp Temple. Li Yangde prep himself to cook dinner. He first prepared spirit tea and spirit cookies that can be taken by non-cultivator.
Li Yangde: "Here you go grandpa, this called spirit tea. This is good for for your health."
Lin Tubo: "Hohoho! Your in for a treat grandpa, these things are thr bomb!"
Lin Tubo's grandpa was shocked when he tasted the tea. Not only that, his energy went way up. He felt as he was middle age again rather than his old age now.
Li Yangde: "I'm going to borrow you kitchen for awhile grandpa. No worries, I'll use my own stuff to cook."
At first, Yangde cooked some spirit rice in the rice cooker. Then he used regular meat but the marinade is made up of spirit herbs and spices. He made 8 pieces of T-bone steak. He started baking the steaks. Next he made the gravy, he also made it with spirit spices. He then made chicken noodle soup. And yes again, you guess it. Spirit spices. He have ready made spirit hawaiin bread in his dimension, so he'll take it out when everything.
Meanwhile, everything went exactly as it did with the original story event. Soft feather beat up 2 ghost and found out they are both middle grade ghost that has 2 innate abilities. Tried to escape but Song Shuhang found the poison dragon plant. When he held it up accidentally, the ghost collided with it that severely weakened the 2 ghost. Once the ghost were weakened, Soft Feather took out 2 spirit binding Ice beads and sealed the 2 middle grade ghost. For cooperating with Soft Feather, She gave Shuhang the ther bead. Then they went back to Lin Tubo's gradpa'place. Both Shuhang and Soft Feather was unaware that they were being watched by someone.
Alter Master: "Aaarrrgggh!π‘ 60 years I waited for the ghost spirit to mature only to be stolen by 2 kids. I need to get one of the spirit back!"
Alter Master disappeared into the darkness. He did not attack them because he is only at 2nd stage true qi cultivator. And saw Soft Feather was a 3rd stage Battle king, in which he doesn't stand a chance. He doesn't know Shuhang's cultivation level but he heard Soft Feather called him Senior Song. So he given up the idea. He can only take it when shuhang is distracted or asleep. So he started planning and sent out people to investigate his background.
Soft Feather: "Were back~!"
Li Yangde: "Take a seat, The steaks is almost done.
All of them sat on the table. One by one, the dishes was presented to the table. The problem is, all the food was glowing.
Li Yangde: "Go ahead and start eating."
They all swallowed a mouthfull.
Soft Feather: "πππ"
Song Shuhang:"πππ"
Lin Tubo:"πππ"
Grandpa:"πππ"
Li Yangde:"Taste okay..."
Soft Feather: "Gosh senior Li, your cooking as good as the food in the immortal feast.!"
Li Yangde: "Actually, I can cook better. I only used a few spirit spices but most are ordinary ingredients."
Grandpa: "Why do I feel like I'm 21 again."
Everyone was shocked. The old grandpa became younger. He now look like a 40 year old man.
Lin Tubo: "Wow grandpa, you can pass as dad's younger brother. But you stink."
Because of the food, all impurities got extracted from the skin. His skin rejuvenated and tightened. His blood circulation got better and all the organs healed. Grandpa went to the bathroom to shower up and clean all the black gunk seeping out his skin. He was amazed when he looked at the mirror. He was shocked to see his younger self again. He was so happy. Then he looked down on his crotch area.
Grandpa: "Welcome back old friend, how I miss you all those years. You look younger too. I wonder if you still work"
Later on the group can hear flapping sounds at a steady beat.
(PAK! PAK! PAK! PAK! PAK! PAK! PAK! PAK!)
Lin Tubo knocked on the bathroom door.
(KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!)
Lin Tubo: "Grandpa are you okay in there"
Grandpa: "Don't disturb me on my private time dammit!"
(PAK! PAK!....)
Lin Tubo: "Uh I think it's better to rent a hotel instead of here. You don't wanna go and use the bathroom."
Everyone nodded and booked a room each on the nearest hotel in the train station.
Li Yangde: "I'm gonna check something out. You guys go ahead to the hotel"
Li Yangde then flew towards the Ghost Lamp Temple. Once he got there, he activated his appraisal ability.
Li Yangde: "There it is..."
He found over 32 poisonous dragon plant. He took the plants and transported to his dimension. He then told George that these plants are dangerous and can only grow on a dark gloomy humid places. So far from the other herbs. He made an acre of nothing but poisonous dragon plant. He controlled the enviorment in the area to accommodate the plants. Then he went towards his mansion to sleep.
In the morning he woke up and tooke a shower and changed his clothes. He took a fresh facemask and left his dimensional space. He then went towards the hotel where everyone is staying. Since it's morning, he can't use sword flight because theres too many witnesses.
Li Yangde: "Yo, so you guys ready to head back to Jiangnan."
Everyone nodded.
Soft Feather: "From Jiangnan District, I'll head straight to the airport. My dad found me out so he wants me to go home as soon as possible."
They all boarded the 2 hour train trip back to Jiangnan District. Once arrived, they all said goodbye to Soft Feather.
Lin Tubo: "Okay guys! I like to hang out with you and all but I'm gonna split. Personal stuff."
Li Yangde: "Since we don't have class today, I'm heading to the ginseng shop and collect more new herbs. So I'll see you later Senior Song. hahaha!πππ"
Song Shuhang: "Jerk!" (sigh)... I guess I'll head back to the dorm.
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Meanwhile in the 9 province number one group.
Northern River Loose cultivator: "Soft Feather, did you get to the Ghost Lamp Temple?"
Butterfly Island Soft Feather: "I have found it successfully and completed my objective. I'm currently on my way back.
Previously I went to the wrong place. Instead of J-city, the taxi driver sent me to Jiangnan district. But senior Song from the group help me to look for the temple and also senior Li took us there with his flying sword swoooshh. It was so fast and fun."π
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "Senior Song? Senior Li? Soft Feather, what are their dao names?"πΆ
Butterfly Island Soft Feather: "I don't know and forgot Senior Song's Doa Name. But I do remember Senior Li's. I think his dao name is Infinite space Mage.!π
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "π± the other Monarch White! How did you resist his charms!"
Butterfly Island Soft Feather: "I didn't, he was wearing a facemask. But when he showed me his beautiful face it was like (BANG!) right thru the heart."πππ
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "Well, in any case. Congratualations on getting your ghost spirit. Hope you get the contract successfully."
Butterfly Island Soft Feather: " Thank you! You can bet I will do it successfully fast."
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The next day, Song Shuhang and Li Yangde was in class and was about to dismiss. The girls next to them feel sad.
Li Yangde: "Finally! This girl Susan is driving me nuts..." (He was screaming in his head)π¨
Song Shuhang: "Oh my god please hurry up sensei. This girl next to me keep putting her hands on my thighs. She's too pushy! (He was screaming to his head)π¨
Teacher: "Okay class dismiss!"
Shuhang and Yangde: "Thank God~!"π₯
Sima Jiang: "Excuse me, is there a Song Shuhang and a Li Yangde here!"
Song Shuhang: "Shuhang That's me!"
Li Yangde: "Yangde here!"
They both moved to where Sima Jiang is at.
Sima Jiang: "Hello sirs! My name is Sima Jiang of Fengshou Express Delivery Ltd. We have 4 big packages. 2 for each of you and the sender is a big shot from butterfly island. She sent it ovetnight express delivery."
Song Shuhang: "Talk about fast, so where is the packages?"
Sima Jiang: "They are outside the door of the dormitory."
They all walked towards the dormitory. There were 4 boxes that are 80 by 80 in sizes. It was guarded by 8 men in black suits.
They both checked what's inside the box. It was ingredients for the simplified body tempering/strengthening liquid.
Li Yangde: "Mr. Sima Jiang, Can you wait here for 5 minutes. I have a package to send back to her as a thank you gift."
Sima Jiang: "Yes sir. We can do that."
Li Yangde: "Thanks!"
Immidiately Yangde disappeared with his packages. It shocked everyone except Shuhang.
Song Shuhang: "Don't worry about it. He always does that. He is a space mage."
5 minutes later he reappeared with a box of spirit fruits, Spirit vegtables, spirit beast meat and other spirit product.
Li Yangde: "For your troubles."
Li Yangde paid the delivery and for tip, he gave each one of them a gold brick which cost 50 thousand us dollars each. All of them was shocked and grateful.
Sima Jiang: "Thank you very much sir. Please call us anytime. We will do everything we can to deliver it".
After Jiang gave his business cards they left.
Song Shuhang: "Don't you think a gold bar is too much?"
Li Yangde: "Not really. The package i sent cost 100 million us dollars. Cultivators would kill anyone to get those products. Those gold bars ate hazard pay for risking their lives."
Song Shuhang:"A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!!"π¨π¨π¨π¨π¨
Song Shuhang was shocked at the amount of products prices.
Song Shuhang: "How rich are you?"
Li Yangde: "Well I will live a long time. Money will only help so much. Once you pass the 8th stage you go to the upper world and you will need another form of payment. Once you reach 6th stage, you don't need to eat. imagine that."
Song Shuhang: "I'm speechless."
Shuhang and Yangde logged in the 9 province number one group.
Stressed by a mountain of books: "Greetings Seniors"
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "Oh, finally the legendary quiet soul appears.
Infinite Space Mage: "Greetings Seniors"
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "Oh the other White. Greetings junior.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: "You are dangerous to us men. I like women you hear me. But i keep your picture on my file. But I like women.... Oh god what is wrong with me!"π’π’π’
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Greetings Juniors. And what is this about another White?"
Cave Lord Snow Wolf: "Here I just sent you a picture of our dao friend Infinite Space Mage."
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Thank you Cave Lord Snow Wolf. Let me look at it."
Cave Lord Snow Wolf: "3...2....1..."
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "π±"
Cave Lord Snow Wolf: "lol πππ"
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "lolπ"
Butterfly Island Soft Feather: "lolπ"
Young Monk Three Realms: "lolπ"
Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "lolπ"
Treasure Forging Mansion Yang Xian:"lolπ"
Medicine Master: " l-o-l π"
Scholar Drunken Moon: "lolπππ"
Infinite Space Mage: "It's not that bad"
All members: "It is!!!"
Infinite Space Mage: "Sheees... Just for that I'll send you guys more pictures."
Butterfly Island Soft Feather:"Yaaay!"π
Everybody else: "Noooooooooo!!!!!"
Infinite Space Mage:" Haaa! File sent. hahaha!"
All response: "πππππππ"
After awhile...
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "You are really dangerous friend space mage.
Infinite Space Mage:" Just call me Yangde. I'm not used to my dao name yet.
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: " They are right Little Yangde. I think you beat Monarch White in beauty.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: "I second that!"
Stressed by a Mountain of books: "Is senior White that bad?"
Butterfly Island Soft Feather: "Oh hi senior Song"
Stressed by a Mountain of books:"Oh hi Soft Feather. Me and Yangde recieved you gifts. And guess what. Yangde sent you back a thank you gift of immortal market products worth 100 million us dollars."
Butterfly Island Soft Feather: "Oh, thank you senior Li.
Infinite Space Mage: "No Problem"
True Monarch Yellow Mountain: "Thank you Junior Yangde. The immortal market for cultivator is always packed. They are only taking reservations now. I have to wait a year before I can shop there."
Infinite Space Mage: "Really? I know that we have been busy. But If anyone need something, let me know. I own the Immortal Market for cultivator anyway."
All members: "What?!!!"π¨π¨π¨π¨
Infinite Space Mage: "Yeah! Just mail me the list, I can get it for you. I'll even give you a discount."
Medicine Master: "Thank you!"π
Stressed by a Mountain of books: "Oh medicine master, I tried your simplified body tempering liquid. It works.
Medicine Master: "Oh~, How many tries did you do until you achieve. success.
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: "Huh? Just one. I already made it 5 times and the success rate is 100%.
Most members: "What!"π¨
Infinite Space Mage: "He's right. He's my roommate so I saw it myself"
Most members: "What?!"
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "Where more shocked that your immune to Little friend Yangde's charm.
Stressed by Mountain of Books: "Well he wears a face mask that covers his nose and mouth, so it's safe.
Medicine master: Little friend Shuhang, can you explain to me step by step on how you achieve 100% success rate.
Song Shuhang explained step by step the procedures. He keeps adding water to get success.
Northern River Loose Cultivator: "So what kind of pill furnace did you use to achieve success.
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: "Furnace? I just use an ordinary induction cooker."
All members response: "What?!"
All members was cussing so much. They spent so much in materials and failed a lot. They cuss do to a pill furnace was reduce to an ordinary cooker.
Medicine Master: "Little friend Shuhang, can I meet you and see how you make it. I will make it worth your while.
Stressed by a Mountain of Books: "Sure, just let me know when you come"
They discuss some more stuff then logged off.
Li Yangde: "Oh~. I already got a lot of orders from the members. I'll get George to handle it. I might have to talk to mom, to open a branch store."
Yangde faced Shuhang.
Li yangde: "Hey Shuhang, we can't really cultivate here in campus. I'm thinking of buying a mansion. You wanna come with me tomorrow. We can all live there. We can have our own room for privacy."
Song Shuhang: "There's no mansion near here. My best bet is buying a 5 bedroom house. We can find a realtor tomorrow.
Li Yangde: "I guess we can do that. Let's take Moumou and Ah Bo with us."
