75 The first two events

All the students of the second year are gathered in the stadium again, the top student which was momo yaoyorozu gave a heart warming speech that almost put sabaku to sleep. Midnight seemed to share his thoughts as she whipped her off the stage. Mom stifled an *ahn~* noise as she rejoined the crowed.

Midnight swayed her hips from atop the podium "all right boys and girls welcome to the UA sports festival. For our first challenge we will have?" And then everyone turned to the gigantic screen which was rotating thousand of event names until it stopped on "Log running!!!!!!! This event will have all of the students on logs running to maintain balance. A maximum of 50 students are allowed to pass so you best try not to fall as touching the water is instant disqualification. Here at UA we like are sports spicy so we'll be throwing in some obstacles along the way. I'd also watch out for competition, students are allowed to throw each other of."

So like that we had about three hundred students standing in a water area running on logs. I'd been separated from Mina who was placed at the back. With a shot from a sports pistol the log began spinning so I just took my time adjusting my balance. This is honestly a piece of pie for me thanks to all the balance and speed training I've done over the years.

I looked up as I heard someone scream "DIIIEEEE!!!!" The bakugo let loose a massive blast sending several logs airborne. 80 people eliminated just like that, I turned towards the others and saw todoroki burning the log infront of him whilst slowing the rotation of his own.

Deku began using one for all to kick the log speeding up the rotation so others on his would fall, the only one who didn't get knocked off was Uraraka who made herself have very low gravity so she just tapped her foot every so often. Iida and other strength type quirk users has the same idea as deku but has poor execution. Down to Davy Jones locker they went.

Random bean bags began being thrown around and water cannons started shooting off at high pressure impacting some of the students. With my haki I could tell their trajectory so just opened a hole in my body to let it pass. Captain buggy hacks~

As I was observing everyone else my lower body turned to sand as a tongue rocketed through and impacted the guy beside me knocking him into the water. He looked up at me to yell but froze seeing the big pink tongue stretching out from my genital area. He shivered and swam away while I looked at Tsu-chan. "Kero as expected of you sabakun however today we're putting class 1-A back together". "I see, so this is a pathetic attempt to reclaim your spot, well let's see if you deserve it!"

I then swung my arms outwards while shouting "Desert espingarda!!!!" Sand bullets sprayed everywhere impacting both people and their logs. They all quickly began decaying and freaking out so I shouted "don't worry!! You'll be fine as long as you soak in some water. Better hurry though because it might become permanent".

Some people began diving in willingly whilst others had no choice as their logs broke apart. I looked around and saw some from 1-A who were holding on with some of their limbs drained of fluids. They knew my quirk so they weren't as scared as the rest of the students.

With a buzz the event ended with only 32 people still on a log and not wet. After that 8 people dove into the water to rehydrate their limbs however then another buzzer sounded out signifying 8 people were disqualified. Those 8 which included mineta, kaminari, tetsu*4, pony, momo and not but least monoma all looked horrified towards Hitoshi shinso who was wearing his voice modulator and grinning like Aizawa.

Then the actual buzzer sound out showing 24 people still in for the next challenge. Sero broke down laughing as he pointed at people and said "don't mind" to their faces. The right who dove into the pool just continued to float their contemplating life.

I hopped of and walked to Mina who also managed to pass. She covered her log in an adhesive so it slowed the rotation then she threw slippery lotion at peoples feet so they'd fall off. I noticed Mei hatsume also passed and was bragging about her babies that specialises in about thirty different areas.

We walked back to the stage so I looked at the 24 people here. Of course the main characters got through but there were some surprising ones like shinso and yanagi who made it through by being versatile. I looked towards uraraka as she walked towards us, her hair is a little different now as I see she has two blonde stripes running through her hair. Ah I see trying to annoy Deku by implying she is better than all might. Fat chance there girl, he's leading a cult in that regard interns of fanaticism.

I once made the error of entering an all might memorabilia store and was confronted with absolute chaos. Kids were screaming about all might and running around with toys, women were grinding on the life sized statues and all the all might nerds were in heated mumble discussion about his best fights and feats of strength. It was like a room full of Deku and some bakugo With how intense those discussions got or when two kids grabbed the same item and decided to show who had the most "mighty" quirk.

She waved at us and began speaking with Mina, I told her I loved the hair change. She asked if it was because I'm an All might fan with narrowed eyes. I replied "nah but I'm a Harry Potter fan, if you tuck those blonde streaks the right way you'd look like narcissa black". She short circuited not expecting that answer, "what's Harry Potter?" She asked while Mina made a disappointing look at her.

I had to indoctrinate her immediately, fortunately I carried a complete box set in my gym bag for this exact reason in case someone asks what I'm watching while on the treadmill. A treadmill with a DVD player isn't a big thing in this world considering the amount of tech based items and quirks on the market. You can call a support company and ask for a consultation about it so with my back account it was easy.

Midnight smacked a whip on the ground drawing everyone's attention and ruining my explanation. All most let my conqueror haki slip because of how it annoyed me. "All right students it's time for the next challenge....:.. Oh my what a surprise it's Sumo wrestling!!!!!!! All the students have to wear sumo suits and fight it out on the water stage. Same rules as last time so I hop you don't drown~" then slapped the riding crop on her palm.

I'm gonna hinomaru sumo someone's ass, though the suits seemed a bit of a stretch for me I didn't care much as I slipped it on. As soon as I zipped up I felt an immense pressure on my body but it was nothing I can't handle. I see everyone else in a similar predicament so I turned to present mic who screamed out "you didn't think it would be that easy did you, those suits are designed to place a pressure on your body that it can just barely handle The stage will also be rotating along with a gigantic foam bat that'll smack you off. Good luck heroes".

Yeah that seemed more like it I thought as a grin formed on my face.