2 Thunder in his Midsts

The voice put a stop to everything I was occupied about. I did not understand what was happening. After all this time, there was someone here the whole time? Wasn't I supposed to be alone? What was I doing the whole time crying for? My valuable time was all wasted!

The voice, the person, were they hurt? I didn't want my first person I met to be dead. Even if he was blind, even if he was tone-deaf, even if he was conversationless, even if his nose was missing, and most probably very ugly, I wished for a companion. Someone I can talk to in this world.

I did not wish to be alone, nor will I allow it. I had vowed, from this moment forward to never let myself be a forced loner ever again! If that thing will not recognize him for the efforts I spent to save its life, I will kidnap it, keep it a slave! I will never leave chance to luck ever again! Ever since I experienced that god forsaken seat at the corner of the room! I will seize my chance!

Even if I did not hear which direction the voice had come from, I had heard the direction with my deformed hearing. The buzz lasted a little longer, and was louder than the voice. The sound was also much more recognizable than the creepy spirits on my shoulders too.

The person who needed help was in front of me! I did not know how long it will be to get there with this strange body of mine, so I started my quest to have a friend! A best friend! A friend that will be forced to be my husband or wife, whether they wish or not! Until I find replacements in the market, I will never let go!

Who cares if they are the only ones here in this world!? Who cares if they have different bodies!? Whomever dares tell him to flip off at this moment, will receive the most imaginative pain from this very blob! If fat people can belly slap you, then I can also choke you to death with the mysterious substance of whatever the heck I am!

With this grand aura of mine, I began my even grander movement. Squeezing with my body, like no squeeze ever before, my body jiggled, flapping forward little by little. The magnificent waves of my skin constantly moving, shapeshifting, would even shame sumo wrestlers to their death.

I could not see this extra part of my portrait, but as my body was moving the slightest forward this whole moment, liquid began leaking out of him. My proud excrements banned all those who wished to follow me. This was the stench of victory! A stench so vile, that it is a natural poison for weed! However, I sadly will never notice this, and if I did, I would've added this in my future Hall of Fame moments in the future. Sadly it would be a story forgotten.

My body was moving, and moving. Going forward, like the wind that snails leave behind in their midst's! The fastest being in the world, for I had a target. The unknown play toy. A beautiful play toy. The best play toy.

The eyes inside my mind shined, beaming as I imagined what I could do with it in the future. I was no longer alone! There were beings in this place! That thing was hurt while I was still absolutely safe! If I had truly banged that duo in my past life, I will never regret it but will thank the heavens for it!

I was god here! A magnificent being! The ruler of this land! The Land of the Haunted! As long as there were more people that c***blocked Mr. Kamisama behind his back, they would be sent here! Simply magnificent! I can have a blast for the rest of my life as I tell my followers my marvel!

Jittering with pure excitement, I continued my epic. Thunder boomed in my wakes, as I sped at the immeasurable, unmeasurable speed of 2^-1B millimeters per hour, the trail was on fire! Burning with my imagination! My goal was closer! He knew that by the missing gut's feeling within him!

Byyzzz-! Byyzzz-!

That noise again! It was right there near me! I had victory beaming towards me!