1 Prologue

Pahhh! Pahhh!

Heaviness, darkness. These were the first things that had hit upon me, as my mind began to awake. Accompanied with subtle pain, my brain activity slowly regurgitated. I was alive.

My body felt hazy, almost as if it had not been used for a long time. As I tried to think back to what had happened, it was all clouded and hidden away from me. A secret. My mind was in shackles. It felt uncomfortable not being able to trace my origin.

Where was I? All I could see was endless darkness. Isn't there supposed to be light?. I remembered those experiences... The light that gingerly shined, the air that gave numbing bites when cold, or the heat that gave one a wish for the cold. All these emotions, feelings... they were all missing. I could not feel or sense a single thing.

Attempting to find clues, my body clenched. I needed to find where I was. With the body scrunched, I tried to use my skin to feel, but that feeling... it was missing... Trying to focus on my ears now, I managed to hear distorted sounds. They sounded muffled, covertly secluded away. It sounded like when people whisper behind your back as you walk past. Were they people?... What were those things?

I tried to use my sense of smell as my nose wriggled around taking breadths. It... oddly felt like there was no smell, or more accurately... an inability to sense things. However, I also felt a faint sense of movement... beside me... rubbing against me every so often... Wait were those doctors? Was I in a coma? A-A... vegetative state!?'

"Help!? Someone!?" A voice spoke out into the void, or more accurately to itself. Nothing responded back, all was empty… vacantly deserted away. Perhaps it was just because I awoke, but that couldn't be the case. Otherwise why couldn't I do so many things? With my mind more on track to the thought now, another possibility grew within. That voice... was it imaginative...?

"Help..." With no sense of self, I couldn't tell... Fear grew in my heart, creeping up to me. I felt faintly light-headed. I was alone... or at least it seemed. It was possible... that there were people nearby...

Holding onto this though, I investigated the situation. I squeezed my potential to the limits, in order to learn my current circumstances. My body gradually became a burden.. Mental exhaustion… but I had to keep on going.... Squeezed by things on my side as they moved passed, I focused his best to learn what was going on.

Attempting to move my hands or legs now, I tested himself moving. Everything felt so heavy! It felt as if I had to carry a giant with my very own small body! Using all my strength, my body crawled ever so slightly forward. I had finally successfully functioned something of his body!

I squeezed myself from glee for completing my very first objective. After experiencing so many setbacks, I was finally able to do something he wished to do! Then I froze in shock as I discovered a horrifying truth. Wh-Where... are my limbs!?!? With that my mind shut down once more.

"Wh-WHO AM I!?!?!? WHAT THE H*CK AM II?!?!?!" Screaming my brains out, I took a faint to the abyss.

A barren unoccupied land. A world which sapped my mental strength bear. Leaving me no rope to grasp onto. This was the status of my emotions. When I came to, the 'dream' was still here. Omnipresent and indestructible. All I could recept, was the slithering near me. Everywhere, as if countless snakes crawled over me like a pot of honey. Crawling, slithering, every single second! Moving near my body continuously, constantly occupying me! A company I did not want!

Darkness, as black as a blind man. A night that never ended. A world which was covered away. I had no vision, no eyesight, nor eyes! I could not see nor gaze at any object within my surroundings. The unknown of the void constantly crept upon me. Leaving me vigilant, for every moment that passed.

Smell? The closest I got to a scent was feeling the aura of my mind crumbling! The smell of fear cradled me the longer I was conscious. A vapor, a mist that passed all my defenses. The fog filled my soul, becoming a smog that stuck to me like glue, inside of me. There was the taste of what scholars called 'the wet pants', as I cowered in fear. My body constantly shivered, jiggling like a slime. My body with no limbs, trembled the more these thoughts and circumstances assaulted my head.

Deformed hearing and the sense of touch were the only sense that I had. The touch which felt like illuminated imperceptible ghosts rubbing upon the shell of my body. Giving one the shivers behind one's spine. My mind constantly suffered from a case of severe dementia.

Just what had I done so wrong in my past life to deserve being haunted like this for eternity? Had I played around with god's mistress? Maybe even a trio with his daughter? How else could I have been punished this hard for the rest of his life? How could one be this cruel to someone? This was being sentenced to eternal damnation! A body of no limbs, nor eyes, or mouth, was definitely me no longer being human.

Just how much was I hated? I felt sad. There was nothing I could do, other than looking at the current circumstances I faced. I could only make do with what little lifeline I had left, to live my life with what little I had left.

My body was submerged by things. Feeling as though I was constantly pressed on, but also afloat. Perhaps I was in a pool? An ocean... or... a lake maybe? Those were my thoughts as I was suppressed by a heavy depression. This body of mine... it seemed like there was no shape. I know... there must be a shape though, because I was still alive and not dead. Since I was not human, was I maybe like a slime from those weird JP novels? I could sense that I was like a squashed sphere, but never had I remembered anything where a slime had been haunted like this or be in a body of water. I did not have the power to be Aqua Slime, so why was I born like this? What stupid author would write a novel like this!?

Byyzzzz-. Byyzzzz-!

A noise interrupted his thoughts. What was that?

[H-hel... help me...]

The voice put a stop to everything I was occupied about. I did not understand what was happening. After all this time, there was someone here the whole time? Wasn't I supposed to be alone? What was I doing the whole time crying for? My valuable time was all wasted! The voice, the person, were they hurt? I didn't want my first person I met to be dead. Even if he was blind, even if he was tone-deaf, even if he was conversationless, even if his nose was missing, and most probably very ugly, I wished for a companion. Someone I can talk to in this world. I did not wish to be alone, nor will I allow it. I had vowed, from this moment forward to never let myself be a forced loner ever again! If that thing will not recognize him for the efforts I spent to save its life, I will kidnap it, keep it a slave! I will never leave chance to luck ever again! Ever since I experienced that god forsaken seat at the corner of the room! I will seize my chance!

Even if I did not hear which direction the voice had come from, I had heard the direction with my deformed hearing. The buzz lasted a little longer, and was louder than the voice. The sound was also much more recognizable than the creepy spirits on my shoulders too. The person who needed help was in front of me! I did not know how long it will be to get there with this strange body of mine, so I started my quest to have a friend! A best friend! A friend that will be forced to be my husband or wife, whether they wish or not! Until I find replacements in the market, I will never let go!

Who cares if they are the only ones here in this world!? Who cares if they have different bodies!? Whomever dares tell him to flip off at this moment, will receive the most imaginative pain from this very blob! If fat people can belly slap you, then I can also choke you to death with the mysterious substance of whatever the heck I am!

With this grand aura of mine, I began my even grander movement. Squeezing with my body, like no squeeze ever before, my body jiggled, flapping forward little by little. The magnificent waves of my skin constantly moving, shapeshifting, would even shame sumo wrestlers to their death. I could not see this extra part of my portrait, but as my body was moving the slightest forward this whole moment, liquid began leaking out of him. My proud excrements banned all those who wished to follow me. This was the stench of victory! A stench so vile, that it is a natural poison for weed! However, I sadly will never notice this, and if I did, I would've added this in my future Hall of Fame moments in the future. Sadly it would be a story forgotten.

My body was moving, and moving. Going forward, like the wind that snails leave behind in their midst's! The fastest being in the world, for I had a target. The unknown play toy. A beautiful play toy. The best play toy. The eyes inside my mind shined, beaming as I imagined what I could do with it in the future. I was no longer alone! There were beings in this place! That thing was hurt while I was still absolutely safe! If I had truly banged that duo in my past life, I will never regret it but will thank the heavens for it! I was god here! A magnificent being! The ruler of this land! The Land of the Haunted! As long as there were more people that c***blocked Mr. Kamisama behind his back, they would be sent here! Simply magnificent! I can have a blast for the rest of my life as I tell my followers my marvel!

Jittering with pure excitement, I continued my epic. Thunder boomed in my wakes, as I sped at the immeasurable, unmeasurable speed of 2^-1B millimeters per hour, the trail was on fire! Burning with my imagination! My goal was closer! He knew that by the missing gut's feeling within him!

Byyzzz-! Byyzzz-!

That noise again! It was right there near me! I had victory beaming towards me!

Byyzzz-! Byyzzz-!

It was the noise! The noise of the almighty toy! The thing was close to me now, actually close to me, just like how my dreams have blinded everything in reality away from me. This was my hope, my last straw.

Byyzzz-! Byyzzz-!

I noticed that the noise was more quieter than before. It was continuous. It felt automatic, mechanical, unliving. I slowed down the already very slow movement that I had. His hopes that I had earlier were shattering. Pieces were breaking apart inside my mind. This sound I heard, was not of a life. This automatic noise was not my dream toy that I had fantasized over and over earlier. This thing was not living.

I was now cautious, trying to heighten all my senses. I focused on my hearing, and the continuously rubbing feeling on my skin, for these were the only receptors I could rely on. I did not wished to be tricked, and never would be fooled by whatever brought me here. I was the smartest being on the planet, and can say that with no shame even till all of the universe falls. The noise repeated over and over. Sometimes more quieter than the others, while other times more louder.

Listening to the dark melody it sang, I crawled around the area I was hearing it from. I did not wish to go too close to that thing, for who knew what will happen? Therefore I decided to only touch, feel, and caress that darn thing. I have already gone this far into the world, it would be a waste, to dispose of the little minutes I spent to get here. Who knew the next time I will get to bully something as a tiny god in this world? I needed to test if I could do something to this thing that is probably a machine.

It had dared to trick the great god me, therefore I must give it the pain it so hard desired. Crawling as close to the slithering thing towards my bottom, I squirmed forward, like a chihuahua stalking its prey. I went forward towards the unknown, where none of my nine non existent generations had ever gone before. I trekked onward, into the mist. I was a journeyman, and will never stop till I find that dang thing. I shall kill it, and make it suffer the horrors I had experienced when he woke up. I know that if I stop now, I may never have a ounce of bravery again, so I continued forth! As I continued forth, I noticed that the slithering feeling towards my front side became denser and harder, more condensed the deeper I penetrated. More and more things were squirming beside me, as if attracted by something. Gradually I could even feel my back side being filled up more, trying to also push forward.

Even with all this, I did not cower back as I had already stepped so far into the abyss. Something in me told him that I could never be a man if I retreated, so I didn't stop. After a short while, my body had hit something. It was like that of a shell. The outside of it was that of a sphere as thrice as big as him. The wall felt soft yet hard, an indescribable feeling. With the poke, nothing bad had happened to me yet, so I decided to continue my experimentation, but then the voice closely echoed into the void, right in front of me.

[H-He… Help… Some-one…]

The prey has been voiced! As I had not been hurt, I decided to attack this wall. I squirmed, squibbled, and squabbled over it to no avail. Hugged, groped, grappled, and slapped himself into the thing over and over. The thing was taking no damage, and I only kept hurting myself! Simply detestable! The other phantoms near me were also attacking it, they had finally found a common goal!

I finally started to take a liking to those creeps. Their likable points grew inside my mind, and I started to value my neighbors more. This was my land! Even if I hated this place, I was born here and should never betray my homeland! I will fight for my hometown!

I decided to never forgive this sphere for the rest of my life now, as it had humiliated me. I will never tolerate this! I threw myself harder, sprayed liquids at it, and even tried saying ridiculous phrases to test for a secret password.

'Haryuken!!!'

Nothing was working! I however never give up! I wished to succeed to prove my worth to all the phantoms near me! I kept attacking, more vigorous and faster than before. I kept thrashing my heart out into that thing, hoping to crack apart this egg. I wished to redeem a new reputation, and get rid of the history of where I had cowered.

I was now a soloist, who even the ghosts nearby could only cower against. A virus against this thing, the natural enemy, the biggest predator of the ecosystem, I was the self-proclaimed god of this region! I hit, hit, and hit! I punched, kicked, and slammed! I tried every way I could possibly think of to damage this little abnormality in my territory. All dangers will be destroyed before me!

That thing was the demon king of the world, and I was the hero! I will be the savior! I will be the idol of all freaky inhabitants of my kingdom. Even if they scared me every second, they were my citizens! I shall fight for the land that they love!

I was a speedster, a thief, an assassin displaying my magnificent artforms onto the canvas of the wall. Hitting all corners of every possible point of its outer body. I was a flash of blob creating history! Crawling all over its horizons, pushing all other slitherers away! This was the king's job! How could I let them do my work!?

[I-Is… that you?]

A clearer voice was unleashed from that thing that trolls with people's lives. The mechanical voice which turned brighter, as if happy, I shall ignore it though, this thing dared toy with my innocent heart! I thought to myself that it must be starting to feel fear before me! I jiggled with glee, happiness, I was closer to completing my task. I squirmed himself faster, like a cleaner making sure to clean every spot. A cleaner of the heavens!

To think that earlier I was honestly thinking to swallow the humiliation from this beast and stop. Some parts on my body I could not feel anymore, zero feeling. The rest of my body was sore all over and pricked me full of pain like the torture in the 36th level of Hell. Now hearing the voice that was scared from the great me, how could I not sacrifice myself for a great cause!? To save this kingdom! To be the savior or my creepy followers!?