Logging on
[welcome! We hope you enjoy your time playing this hit VRMMO!]
"excited to be here"
[please choose a class]
"can i multi class? Wait, is there even a class system if its player made?"
[good question! This is a question thats asking what weapon you are comfortable with]
"damn, thats good AI"
[rephrasing: what weapon would you like to use?]
"uhm, staff and dagger? Specifically magic type staff"
[blueprints for x1 newbie dagger and x1 magic staff]
"Do i… get armor?"
[beginning quest!]
…
light flashes in my eyes as I'm transported to a field, after a few seconds of admiring the scenery i promptly vomit
"why'd they have to replicate motion sickness? God damn, fuckin cognitive dissonance and brain dives, maybe it sounded like a good idea in anime but, damnit, i feel sick"
[quest: kill a few wild cows x4]
"ugh, fuck, open quests"
[0/10]
[0/8]
[0/4]
[???]
"did they skimp out a name the tutorial quest the same thing? Lazy asses"
i survey my surroundings "yep, its a field… uhm, ok, blueprints?"
[dagger
0/1 leather
0/2 iron
0/0 misc]
[staff
0/4 wood
0/1 magic stone
0/0 misc]
"ok, staff will prolly be a bit harder to get, dagger will also be a bit hard"
i contemplate
"so how the fuck am i supposed to kill cows???"
[youve died]
"wut"
[repawning]
"the fucking fuck?"
i look around, my position slightly changed, i see my body, and a cow… with horns…
"MOTHER FUCKER"
my yelling seems to have tipped off the cow, as it comes charging at me
"damnit"
uhm, plan, yes, plans are needed to work out How-
[youve died]
"i hate this game"
[we're sorry to hear that, respawning]
i get my bearings a third time, then immediately die
…
for the next few hours i continuously die by cow, to the point my bodies litter the field, wait, actually, the cow goes through them, and avoids them
"heh…heheh… HEY COW, COME HERE"
at the sound of my perfectly sane yelling, the cow rushes me, but luckily, i happened to have been "scouting" from a pile of my previous bodies, so the second the cow tries to ram me, i hop out of the pile and watch the cow tumble, like laundry in the dryer
one it stops, i easily mount it and pummel it to death, until it pixilated and leaves 2 floating orbs that enter my avatar
[x1 leather x1 cow horn]
one leather? I need to do that god knows how many times? Not considering items lost on death?
"FUCK" i punch the ground
[congrats, you completed the hidden mission requirement]
"wut"
[??? -> kill one cow barehanded]
"give me the reward, i know you have it"
[perma buff "cow tipper" has been added]
"i hate you"
[damage done to farm animals->500% "no more tedious farming for me :)" -game dev 1]
"ok, i hate the game dev"
…
I'm going to be 100% with you guys, I'm not gonna share me besting cows, just know that the buff i got is op and i proceeded to kill every cow i needed by waiting for another 6 hours to spawn farm cow leather
"collect rewards"
[all three rewards collected, giving a summary]
"yea yea, screw you"
[leather armor set blueprints]
"Lemme guess, the amount i collected corresponds to the leather needed for each piece?"
"…"
"ill take that as a yes"
"…"
"crafting menu"
[craft gear here! Need a tutori-
"NO"
[craft-able x1 leather set]
"craft all set pieces"
[please apply any misc items]
the cow horn? I have like five
"uhm… three to chest piece?"
[applying, time to craft=1 hour, dont die!]
"i hate this game"
[quest]
"oh? Lay it on me amigo"
[experiment with bone]
"oh, so very insightful… thats sarcasm, if you wanted to know"