1 Reincarnation

Armada: Damn them, wait for me to gain all the experience, then when I am at the pinnacle I will destroy you all kukukukuku..... but first let me go and get something to eat. I'm starving and energy is a priority when you're farming experience.

Armada: Welp nothing to goddamn eat in this house... I guess it's time for me to go and buy something.

It's been a long time since I went outside, at least not since the day Aphro reset my experience.... I will have my revenge...

Armada put on his adidas pants and jacket, opened the door and walked outside. He took a breath of air into his degenerating lungs...

Armada: Ahhhh fresh air...

He walks off to the side of the road and looked around until no car was around.

Armada: Imagine if I get hit by a car or something... well I did pay for Truck-Kun reincarnation service from Lichade..... Nope wouldn't happen besides I'm the no 1 courter of death nothing will scare or shock me.

He took his first step on to the road and

Boom

A truck comes through the void out of fucking nowhere.

Armada: No way!

His mouth opened so much that his jaw got dislocated and his neck twisted...

Who would have thought that he died from his own shock and not from TRUCK-KYUN

Armada: What the hell is this darkness oh I see a light .... wait isn't this too cliché. I just gotta follow the light, right?

He went and went until he was inside the light - gravity hit him and he dropped down.

Armada: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BOOM

Armada: oof it didn't hurt at all…

At least now in this form I don't need to feel physical pain

Random person: ZIZIIZIZIZIIZIZIIIZIZIIZIZIZIZ so you are finally here huh destined one.....

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