2 Reincarnation Part 2
Armada: (thinking) This can't be right? The first motherfucker I meet is Hitler and why is he showing me that creepy ass smile… Ugh I need to run or else he will destroy my poor soul because I'm not full Aryan…
Armada tried running but he noticed that he was frozen in place....
Armada: brain.exe stopped functioning.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW COULD I BE SO UNLUCKY...
Hitler was walking towards Armada with his creepy smile yet he had this holy and divine aura around him....
Hitler: Don't be afraid Mr. Armada I will just be your reincarnation guide, because of your stalwart dedication for farming experience; I am here to reward you..
Armada: This is a joke right, your just disguised as Hitler right… how could someone so evil be a guide in reincarnation.???????
Hitler: Ugh indeed I sinned in my earthly life, I killed many innocent people..... He showed a sad expression.
Armada: YOU DONT FUCKING SAY!
Hitler: Sigh it is a long story you wouldn't believe it anyways, let's just reward you and send you off to the cycle of reincarnation....
Armada: Well at least he seems sad.... I will make an exception for today i guess and talk neutrally with a fiend so great as him...
Hitler did some magical shit and created two apples. One looked devious and dark - I looked at it for too long and begun to experience hallucinations of massacres and whatnot... the other looked holy and divine; you became serene while you looked at it.
Hitler: The rewards are these two apples: you can chose between the two of them. One will make you a mc cough the dark one and the other will make you a powerful side character.
Armada: WOAH it can't be right channels inner Rubenleee HMmMMMmmMMmmmMMmmm
I wonder what Akatosh would pick in this situation....... ah fuck him anyways, he calls himself real all day long but surely he is fake... why am I even thinking about Akatosh when this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...
Hitler: So, what will you choose?
Armada: Ah yolo, who the hell wants to be a side character. You think so too right Hitler, you were the evil mc super villain of your time so you know how it feels right?
Hitler: Uh I guess I was, but uh y'know I warn you if you choose the dark one you're gonna have a hard life in your next life....
Armada: HmpH i guess you don't know what they called me in the channel... IT WAS THE COURTER OF DEATH!
Armadas eyes glittered as if a galaxy spun inside them .... A/N: nah they looked normal.....
Armada yoinked the devil-looking apple and ate it so fast it was as if he was possessed by a hungry plebeian...
Armada: Hey, it doesn't taste that bad???
Hitler: I guess??
