9 Martial Arts Library

Kvothe: ....... Get your ass going then if your not gonna listen you, you.... guess what im going to call you armada now he said with a evil grin

Armada: (thinks) If he says anything related to Armadillo im going to just go drop dead...

Kvothe: Armadillo hehe..

Armada: sigh...

Armada just started going back to Yingus.

Kvothe looks at the other people in the room uh

Kvothe: I didnt say anything to bad did i? why did he give the most sorrowful sigh as if i killed his whole family?

Veec: Kink shaming is my kink...

Kvothe: ....

Back to Armadas point of view.....

Armada: (Thinks)This whole world is a fucking joke since the day i have come to this world ive been made fun out of i swear if i find that goddamn lichade im going to skin him alive then force him to swallow his own skin up.. well atleast Yingus isnt evil to me....

Yingus: Oh your back? well lets get going to the Martial Library then we will get you to your own abode.

Armada: ROAR.........

Yingus: Uh is there something wrong?

Armada: No, im just getting my rage out. Finally something EPIC in this BULLSHIT LIFE im going to finally become peerless then i swear im going to go spank everyones ass for making me mad in my beforehand life.

Yingus: (Thinks) This kid has gone straight up crazy...

2 Hours later

Armada: FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKING STEPS...

Yingus: MIND YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG ONE! i dont mind discipling you, plus we are here.. go on in i will be waiting over here...

Armada: I wonder who i will meet this time..

Armada walked in a gigantic library that was divided in three parts

Armada: This is so goddamn cliche i wanna tear my eyes out

Feeling that someone was staring at him he saw a guardian stone staring at him..

New disciple eh? welcome to the True Immortal Sect library.... as a new member you can choose three manuals im the librarian, name is Kalle.

Armada: (Thinks) why is this dudes aura more superior than kvothes? is this the hidden sect guardian? goddamn i need to act respectful maybe he will help me someday on some tribulation.

I mean im struggling like hell i need someone to help and stich my ass up when i get in trouble..

Armada: Respectful sir could you please guide me on choosing manuals?

Kalle: As if gotten offended he said, i have better things to do when you have chosen the manuals come to me and you will get a copy.

Armada: (THINKS) .... FUCK WHY AM I SO UNLUCKY CAN SOMEONE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN WORLD TAKE PITY ON ME he said with tears in his eyes..

Armada slapped himself and started encouraging himself

Armada: (thinks) go get them manuals and you will be invincible then fate and destiny WONT DO SHIT.

Aphro in heavenly realm

Aphro: HACHO who cursed me behind my back? i who lords over fate and destiny? must be that goddamn typo troubling me while i even reset his bothersome existence.

Armada: (THINKS) So lets see my dao is death so i need to kill what will be fun with death

Armada: Channels his inner Rubenlee HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Armada: (THINKS) I KNOW DEVOURING ITS BROKEN AS FUCK AND YOU JUST YOINK EVERYONE ELSES CULTIVATION, uh what else... oh yeah i need some overpowered defensive manual so i dont get oneshot in the crossfire of powerful imbeciles and morons. What else..... oh i need a teleportation or movement technique so i can run away when i get myself in a fucked up adversity. i aint getting raped by NO WOMAN.

Armada started walking around and looking at the names...

Heavenly Nine Cloud Purple Chaos Lightning Cultivation Technique Armada: uh nope

Golden Judgement Divine Retribution Rightheousness Justice Cultivation Technique Armada: .... dafuck no

Myrissa Sect: Who dares question one of our cultivation techniques????????? i heard SOMETHING! must be that evil bastard from the Tang family

Speedy BOI STAB STAB Cultivation Technique Armada: you gotta be joking???

Whole Sect shop: Sneeze! who talked shit about our backstabbing now... i swear..

Alchohol Fist Cultivation Technique: i dont drink.. im halal..

Devouring the heavens Cultivation Technique PST LIMITED OFFER TAKE THIS AND LIGHTNIG UP YER ASS Cultivation technique for free. Armada: YOINK! i guess im going for the strongest system look haha i shall be INDOMIATABLE

Ok now to body refining...

Tyrant Body Refining Technique: Oh SNAP BAI XIACHUN HELL YEA

ZOOM Movement technique: TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEE i need dat

Armada: UH mr kalle im finished

SFX Teleportation

Kalle looked at the books and then as if he was peering into my soul he just looked...

NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN MY ASS IS GONNA BECOME A RIVEERRRRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Kalle: Have you by any chance meet someone with the name Hitler?

Armada: Dumbstruck y.. NOOOO never why would i meet someone like that honourable sir?

Kalle: .. you started your sentence with a y he said with killing intent in his voice.

Armada: OH THAT .. In my city yes means NO im just pissing my pants from my aura and you think im going to not stammer in the wrong dialect?

Kalle: ................................................................