5 Getting Conscripted
Bing Armada has been living a life of bliss and laziness his view of his reincarnations has changed drastically i mean who the hell needs to become a overpowered character? or the main character? I will just be the young master of Bing clan and leech of them Kekekekekekekeke... i get anything i ask for.
It has gone 6 years since Armada was reincarnated into this world of cultivation he has now grasped some parts of this world he has joined it is very phenomenal.
Body Building, Qi Condensation, Foundation Establishment, Gold Core, Spirit Transformation, Spirit Embracing but surely there must be more realms he thought... every realm has 9 layers in them... if my suspicousness is correct my mama should be at Qi Condensation because she could take this weird power and punch people with it.....
One time i was shopping with mom and some perverse old guy i guess got attracted to my mama?
i saw his intentions through his lustful eyes - they were normal Armada stop guessing shit
I jumped infront of the pervert and yelled if you dare do anything to my mama i will curse all ur 9 generations and kill all ties connected with you!
Everyone stared at me as if i was a monster, well i was wrong the person who was walking towards my mama was uncle he got so mad that he punched me in the face that i got sent through 2 walls with a bloody face.... then my mama got so mad and some reddish warm aura came out punched my uncle in the face he went through i think 5 walls and got a burn mark and later kowtowed to me and mama for forgiveness... we did forgive him in the end...
WELL WHATEVER that isnt that important THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE FROM MY CHANNEL THAT HAVE BEEN REINCARNATED WITH ME IT SEEMS i was yelling on top of my lungs at the sky yelling how this could be!!!!
Meng Kvothe Sect Master of True Immortal Sect
At first i thought i heard wrong but it seems that my rival has transmigrated to this world AND how the hell did he get the MENG surname I mean i know he was a Meng Hao wannabe BUT HOW. ah my brain hurts.... but that isnt the messed up part... I wonder if Akatosh is somewhere there spouting shit about how real he is shesh....
Tang Feng Patriach of Tang Clan
The person who made my experience reset and the person who baited me to say the nsfw word.
I will torture Tang Feng so muuuuuuuuuuuuch i can already imagine doing the worst stuff imaginable to him, the issue is that he is at the Spirit Embracing realm... just like Kvothe.
But the most scary sect is without a doubt Myrissa sect to think that the goddess tyrant also transmigrated here i have some weird views of her but i guess i will just be on her good side....
I just hope she doesnt do that to me.. oh the terror...
There is also Sect Shop uhh yeah they are backstabbing business people that throw you if you aint worth shit.... Atleast Kanna is there she will maybe help me if i seek to kill Tang Feng.... but Kanna is only good at the dao of illusion might bamboozle Tang Feng for some seconds and i will finish him off....
I wonder if i can find Rubenlee and Typo here their perception is truly top tier and will be helpful in my endeavour of killing Tang Feng.
Well the sad part is that im still a mortal but today is the talent ceremony and i will see what element i have in me. I still havent figured out the cheat Hitler gave me , maybe he scammed me that asshole...
I walk towards a big Chinese looking mansion the whole family is sitting on lines waiting for me to pass through
I hear whispers
Family member 1: I wonder what dao Young master Armada will specialize in
Family member 2: Its probably the dao of fire or lightning i mean duh young masters mom has fire and god bless his dad had lightning
Something Armada has realised is that his dad is sadly dead, SIKE who the hell needs a dad hmph all i need is mama and myself. I will rise to the pinnacle kekkeekek or be live a lazy life if i didnt get a cheat ability kekeke..
I came to the end of the hall saw some ball in the middle and people around it i saw my mom, uncle, and sect representatives wait WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.... AW hell no i wont be joining a sect i saw Sect shop represantative hihj, True immortal representative Yingus who was drinking a cup of tea typical Yingus and,NANI??? sect representative tictax who was staring at me as if i was some delicious food some saliva was dropping of his cheeks oh wait never mind he is sleeping phew.
Mom: Armada touch the ball and if you are talented enough you will be invited to join these amazing sects...
Armada: uh but mom i didnt want to join any sect
Mom: YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY SOMETHING YOU LAZY BUM? besides sleeping and eating and yelling at the heavens do you do anything else AND WHO THE HELL IS HITLER?
Armada: ahh mom dont embarrass me infront of the family :c
Mom: hmph you better...
Armada: alright, alright...
As if the sect representatives werent there they didnt even show emotion, tictax was still sleeping....
Armada walked to the globe or ball, whatever he put his mind on it
Yingus: Think about what powers you have in you!
Armada hmm COURTER OF DEATH UNLEASH YOURSELF IN ME
A vicious strong dark energy started showing in the globe and it started cracking
Everyone showed gobsmacked expressions on their faces
They all showed the HOW COULD THIS BE expression
I was like hmph hell yeah i am the greatest....
tictax eyes awakened and teleported beside me he held me and said he has to join the Myrissa sect only our sect can control his dao.... tictax practiced the dao of myrissa holy powers started draping him and he started to look like a paladin or some shit...
AW HELL NO I DONT WANNA JOIN MYRISSAS SECT WHAT THE FUCK.
As if hihj saw that he told tictax: he has to choose what sect not you tictax, he started to show of his overwhelming dao of backstabbing....
Yingus looked at them both as if they were idiots: BAKAS what do you think will happen if you two fight here
