What is this world?

Why is it so bright? Let me sleep..

What are these sounds? Is someone talking?

Its annoying..

I try to open my eyes

I see people. Who are they?

"Hey son" i hear a tall, well built man with a profound look on his face talk and i look at him somewhat annoyed.

"Why are you looking at your father so angrily, no girl will like a man so grumpy you know?" a woman with pitch black hair, ocean blue eyes and somewhat pale skin holding me says while smiling brightly.

I turn my head to look at her and ... WOW

Nevermind if i am... what did she say i am.. grumpy?

Yeah, NO, forget that.

LOOK AT THIS WOMAN.

Why is she so damn BEAUTIFUL?!

IS THAT MY MOTHER?!

She is the prettiest woman i have ever seen in my entire life-...

...wait... wait wait wait wait wait...

WAIT WHAT?! WHERE TF AM I?!

WHY AM I SO SMALL?!

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIET?!

WAS I REBORN OR SOMETHING?!

DID I DIE SOMEHOW?!

NO NO NO, HOW CAN THIS BE?!

I WAS STILL SO YOUNG, I STILL HAD SO MUCH TO DO IN MY LIFE-...

Actually... You know what... Never mind.

Its not as if i really wanted anything in my life, and even if i wanted anything, i would barely lift a finger to do anything about it, if not moved or dragged by someone, i would just leave it at that.

..Well there wasn't a lot of people who would do that in the first place, but still.. yeahh that's kinda sad, not gonna lie..

But hey, i was a chill guy, i still am.

I am not a person who would go out and meet people and to get to know them better or some bullshiet like that.

That's just not my thing.

I mean, sure, i had a best friend... a clingy best friend, his name was Joshua, who would always follow me around and try to make me interact with the world more..

He never accomplished anything though haha...

I just ignored everything and everyone or literally just left the scene without anyone noticing...

You know,.. all the new meetings, interactions and stuff like that..

ITS ANNOYING AND IT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE.

I had one true friend and it was enough for me.

He wanted to make my life a little more colourful and less sad or so he said.. i never understood wtf he meant by that tho... i was perfectly fine as i was...

Well yeah maybe not so much.. I mean after that bietch of a girlfriend left me for some cliche dumbass... OKAYYY WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC HERE!

While i was screaming in my head about what the hell happened to me. All that my supposed parents were hearing was me crying like a baby that i was... strange feeling but oh well

"HAHA, LOOK MONA, HE STARTED CRYING, no.. actually, SCREAMING IN FEAR AFTER HE SAW YOUR UGLY, ABOMINATION OF A FACE HAHA" my father practically screams while laughing with tears.

My mother, whose name is from what i understand - Mona, just looks at my father with murderous eyes and i feel chills going through my spine for some reason.

My father immediately shuts up and his face changes to a bit of a worried one.

A few seconds later my mother lifts the free arm that is not holding me and points a single finger at my fathers head.

"Ice and Lightning fusion: Magna Confodio"

Moments later i see a kind of ice needle the size of a pencil forming in front of that finger and lightning crackling around it.

That exact needle launches in speed undetectable to naked eye at my father.

He, what seems to be casual step, steps aside with incredible speed.

"Hey,.. Honey... Younknow i was just joking.. Right? No need to be so serious about it.. You know, You could have killed me" his face sweaty from what i assume is fear?

"Adam...." my mother says while letting out a sigh

"You are an asshole you know that?" eyes still murderous looking at Adam.

"An asshole that you love hehe" my father says who at first appeared as wise looking, but was anything but that.

"I know you could have evaded this measly attack of mine,.. actually i am not even sure you even needed to, which is annoying as hell" my mother totally ignores my fathers last said words.

While they were talking.. I WAS SCREAMING INSIDE MY HEAD.

I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT JUST NOW?

MAGIC OF SOME SORT?

DID I REINCARNATE INTO A MAGIC WORLD NOW?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD?

On second thought it's not that bad actually..

Maybe,.. just maybe i am a protagonist of an isekai novel or something and am super OP from the start heheh..

Nah no chance, not with my luck.

In case of luck, I HAVE no luck.. never did, never will, i mean that would be cool if i did but.. yeah no, anyway.

I have read some novels and such about isekais in which the mc becomes an op character with a harem and heaven defying power never seen before...

But i am not into the so called harems, its just such a drag.

I mean its already hard being with one woman but imagine more, that.. that's a hard life.

And power? i mean who doesn't want to be all powerful, but i dont think it will be that easy knowing my luck.. and i dont want to work and train like a dumbass to gain power, that's such a drag too..

I sigh..

But anyways, what was that just now, my mom just created ice out of thin air and launched it with what i assume was lightning, and then my fathers speed...

I already know this will be a headache..

I sigh yet again..