Copy Cat System (Adventures of an idiot writer.)

Have you ever thought “What’s the point, I’m useless I can’t do anything.” It is the year 2054, Rizae Bontitsukie is a useless good for nothing bum. With absolutely nothing good going for him he decided he wants to change… !!! What? I-I, am I dead? I was just eating my super deluxe sized French fries in a can! :Congratulations you have died: :Requirements *Die* *Useless* *Bum* *Unpopular* *Dirt poor* *No family*: :All requirements have been met: :Congratulations You have obtained the copy cat system: :You may now begin your journey to become the most popular man in the world: Huh?…