War, Culture, and Time
During the Era of War, Gods, Demon emperors, and Masters of everything, life was full of the dead and full of chances to get powerful, famous, rich, and becoming a corpse.
But that was over 200,000 years ago! but as all of the beings from that era is all gone, there is only 1 person left that existed from the era of Gods.
"Fuck!..." said the main character as he stepped into some animal poop
"Ugh, Damn it I hate traveling around this forest" muttered the main character as he scrapes his boots.
"Man, I gotta find a town or something," said the main character as he grabs his sword
"Jackass, put me in my sheath"
"Fine...Fuckin 'ell dickhead" said the main character as he puts his sword in his sheath
This is our Main character and his sword.
Our Main character is a 20 year old man with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He has on very ragged cloths but there is one thing that doesn't fit his outfit, his necklace.
The necklace is a mixture of pure monster stones, Diamonds from the blood mines, and the string is silk from an death spider.
He is also traveling with very special sword.
The sword he has is a sword that was with him since he was a baby.
The sword's name is "aʕráʕčʼ би bítːut cʼaħán" or what our main character calls it "Blood bitch".
"Hmphhamp"
" The fuck do you want?" says the main character as he grabs the sword.
"Kill something, I'm hungry" says the sword
Our Main character visibly annoyed "why!? I just killed that group of goblins!!"
"Yeah, go kill more or I'll scream and make more monsters hunt you again" tells the sword
"can this just wait? I'm trying to find a town." says the Main character
"then we can get that damn blood you want" says the Main character angrily
"Ah fuck you man," says the sword
"fine, but you got get that damn blood in 1 hour or im getting anothe..." "DON'T YOU DARE GET ANOTHER FUCKING DEMON ON MY ASS" yells the main character
"bah! read my mind didnt yah" says the sword annoyed.
"Oh shit! theres a town!" says the main character as he runs towards a moderate sized village.
"Shut the the fuck up for a bit" says the main character as he puts the sword into his sheath.
"hmpsmpspm" struggled the sword
"shut the fuck up" muttered the main character as he hits his sword.
"Identification please"
"Ah, yes here" says the main character as he hands some copper coins and identification.
"Alright, you can get in" says the guard as he hands the identification back.
"Now we got to find the market to buy supplies" thought the Main character.
"hmhmhmhmhmhphphmhm"
"ugh fuck fine" said the Main character as he rushed to an alley way
"what the fuck you want?" asked the Main character
"I can feel those pricks nearby" said the sword
The Main character immediately gets cautious
"where?..." asked the Main character
"left and up" said the sword
"ugh i hate those dickheads" says the main character
He steadies his sword and gets ready to fight.
There is 3 people coming from the left and 2 people dropping from the roofs
One of the people coming from the top yells as he comes to stab him
"AHHHH"
The main character dodges and counter attacks but gets cornered by the three people on the left
"Fuck, I gotta get out of here" thinks the main character.
"Well well well, what do we have here?" said the one in the middle of the three.
" Oh FUCK its you! " says our main character as he panics
"Its the dick head thats hunting me because i fucked your wife! " says the main character
"NO! THATS NOT WHO I AM! " says the guy
"Did you really forget who i am!!" yells the guy
"Uhh..."
"YOU DID FORGET MY NAME"
"ugh fine whats your name again?"
"MY NAME IS THE LEGENDARY!"
"THE MIGHTY!"
"Can you hurry the fuck up" said the main character annoyed
" SHUT THE FUCK UP NO NAME, LET ME FINISH!"
"uh boss can you hurry up, we gotta finish this job" says the grunt of the right side.
"ugh fine my name is Helea and I'm going to get that damn necklace back" says Helea tired from everything
"thats what you want now?" says the main character
"yeah yeah just give it to me and we all be on our way, we just need it because madam wants it and you have it so" says Helea
"ugh damn she wants alot from me but here" says the Main character as he throws a gold necklace to Helea.
"Thanks and here, have this" says Helea as he throws a bag.
The main character catches the bag and starts to open the bag.
"woah Gold again?" says the Main character with dissatisfaction.
"HEY, stop being disappointed!" says Helea
"That's more than enough to live in the capital for more than a year! Stop being ungrateful, atleast we are paying you!" says Helea.
"Fine fine, go on your mary way now dick head" says the Main character as he walks away.
"Wait a second asshole!" yelled Helea.
"Whats is it now dickhead?"
"Want to get a drink later?"
"What why?"
"Its my bad for all the problems madam has be causing so i just want to try and pay some stuff back after all." said Helea as he shook his head.
"Fine fine..." said the main character
"Alright nic..."BUT YOU'RE PAYING!"
"hah, i wouldn't expect nothing less" clearly done with his shit, Helea walks with our Main character to a nearby bar.