1 Chapter One: The beginning of the Adventure
we pan down to a huge mansion and into Jason's room where he's doing his little chemical work. He seems to be angry.
Jason
(groans in anger)
AARGH!!! I'M DONE WITH CHEMISTRY!!! IT'S SO BORING AND CONFUSING!!!
Jason then bangs his desk. Jason's mom then hollers outside in the other room wondering what's going on.
Jason's Mom
Jason? What are you doing up there?
Jason
Mom, isn't it obvious? I'm trying to do some stupid homework.
Jason's Mom
Well, why don't you come downstairs and clean the dishes, dust the table, and walk the dog once you're done.
Jason
No, Mom. I don't feel like doing all of that. And besides, YOU SUCK!!!
Jason's mom then barges into the room with an angry glare.
Jason's Mom
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUNG MAN?!
Jason
AHHH!!!! No no no. I mean, Dad sucks since you and he divorced.
Jason then smiles.
Jason's Mom
Now since when did you know we have a divo- oh… so you do remember, eh?
Jason
Well, uh, yes. I suppose so.
Jason's Mom
Well, I won't let you get away with that lying mouth of yours tonight!!! You are WORSE than your father.
Jason gulps in fear. His mom turns around, storms out of the room, and slams the door shut.
Jason
Oh, yeah? Well, we'll see who's worse than my father. I'm tired of my mom treating me with lousy kid slavery, unless I had a pet that could scare that hag out of the house. That way, I won't have to deal with her stupid antics anymore.
Jason then starts to think on what his pet should be. He comes up with an idea moments later.
Jason
Aha! I got it! I'll use a reptile as my mom's weakness to scare her! But what kind of animal is my mom's weakness? That's easy! A snake! Time to prepare my Super Evil Steampunk Bicycle Machine!
Jason sneaks downstairs to open up the carpet that leads to a secret elevator to his huge laboratory where his snake robots start working on Jason's secret projects. We cut to Jason walking into a hallway.
Jason
I've spent my mom's $1,000,000,000,000 credit card for this place.
Jason takes out his mother's credit card.
Jason
It still fits me more than my stupid room.
Jason walks to his computer room and stands on a platform.
Computer
Hello, Jason Covack.
Jason
Computer, bring up the world map and check where snakes live.
Computer
Scanning nearby species locations for snakes.
(shows the world map and then shows where snakes live)
Unfortunately, snakes are located all across the world except for the Earth's North and South Poles. Percentage: 80 of all 70 species of Snakes, Ocean and land.
Jason
(feels very shocked about this)
Alright, let's go for one location. Hmmmmm.
(begins thinking)
There!
(points at North Africa)
Robot snakes, set the coordinates for here.
Robot Snake
That's North Africa, sir.
Jason
Whatever. Get my vehicle ready.
Jason leaves the computer room and heads to his pet room and gets a cage of two Falcons and then walks to the garage. We see snake bots preparing the Steampunk bicycle.
Jason
Is everything ready, snake bots?
Snake robot
Yes, sir. Your vehicle awaits.
Jason
Excellent. I'll be off.
Jason then flies out of the secret hatch that opened up and goes on the hunt to find a snake.
