1 The Reincarnation

"You manipulating bastard! This is all your fault!"

Those words echoed throughout His soul. It was the last thing He heard, right before He was murdered by His fiancé.

Was it His fault? He couldn't remember. Could he have done something differently? Maybe, but He can't turn back time, and He was no longer living either. So "If's and What's" wouldn't matter.

'Though, was whatever "sin" I committed worthy of a death penalty? I don't think so.'

Ruminating over whatever memories He still had of His past, and attempting to retain as much as He possibly could. The void carries His soul to what lies beyond.

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After what felt like hundreds of years, just when I was able to stitch together most of my memories. I came across a magic holographic blackboard in the void. Which had explained what was going to happen to me next.

"So I'm getting three random abilities, with 3 tries at the knowledge roulette, along with 3 flaws, for whatever random world I'll be going to? I'll also be arriving at a random timeline too" I ask the giant flat blackboard in front of me.

"Beep!" I, somehow, understood that was a sign of confirmation.

"Why me?"

"Boop" That, however, was incomprehensible.

"Whatever. Roll for my world."

[DC: Flash Point] Reroll: 3/3

"Again." Like hell no, I'm good.

[Maburaho] Reroll: 2/3

"Again." No clue what world that is, and I'm not going to take my chances with the unknown.

[Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal] Reroll: 1/3

"Again." That world is straight-up wack, and I have no idea what powers I would get. So no.

[Naruto] Reroll: 0/3

"Fuck." Could be worse, but it could have been way better. I would actually prefer a normal world, like Sakamoto Desu Ga. I would just live in peace, live a normal life, and enjoy a good laugh everyday day.

"Roll for my powers."

[No Rerolls:

However equivalent exchange for ONE aspect of a power for something else in Naruto (Anime, Manga, Novel, or Movie) is allowed.

#1: Wolverine's Biology + Adamantium Skeleton

(Marvel)

#2: Victor's Undead

(Undead + Unluck)

#3: Tetramand's Biology

(Ben 10)]

Did I really just get "Undead"! The ability to negate any and all forms of personal death! The fuck! With this, the Flashpoint wouldn't be able to do shit to me. I'd become the one universal and immortal constant. Hell, if only I could have gotten my powers before the world selection.

Though the one downside is the fact that I will be quite lonely as an immortal... meh. I'll just make sure to constantly make new friends.

"I would like to trade out the adamantium skeleton." With how strong my regeneration will be, it would just hold me back. I also probably don't have to worry about forgetting my memories as Logan does. Thankfully, memories in the Naruto world are not stored entirely in the brain, but more in the "mind" and "soul". Otherwise, the Edo-Tensei wouldn't be as dangerous as it was.

[Possible Trades:

-Shikotsumyaku

(limited to bone density, & claws can be shot)

-Steel Release

(limited to skin and bone hardening)]

"Shikotsumyaku, please. Also, I would like to remove the red skin, yellow eyes, and body shape from the Tetramand. Is that possible?" I'd rather not be born bald and grow to be 10+ feet tall. I'd like to be relatively human-looking in general."

[Possible, but those traits will be substituted by traits you posed in your past life. The size reduction will also weaken your initial strength by 20% while raising your speed by 10%. The skin change will weaken your initial durability by 10%. Will you proceed?]

"Yes." That means I'll have black hair, brown eyes, and light brown skin. With the four arms and a fierce set of pearly whites, I basically look like an Asura (Buddhism). I'll just be missing the multiple faces, and I'll be hella short too. In my past life I was 5'6" (168cm), and I don't expect much of a change this time around.

Yeah, I am a certified smol dude, deal with it.

"Knowledge roulette."

[These results are non-negotiable: D20 is Rolled

Ranking:

Legendary >Epic>Rare>Uncommon>Common

Higher means better.

#1: Legendary Results (18):

Master Grade Knowledge of Fuinjutsu

(All from Uzumaki, Senju, Otsutsuki, and Namikaze)

#2: Rare Results (15):

Adept Knowledge of Juinjutsu

(All from Orochimaru, Danzo, and the Hyugas)

#3: Uncommon Results: (7)

Apprentice Knowledge of Taijutsu

(All from Gai)]

"Huh, I'm extremely lucky right now. Even my Uncommon result was a great boon. Well, let's see if that luck lasts, Flaws."

[These results are also non-negotiable: (D20)

Ranking:

Disaster>Tragedy>Unfortunate>Unlucky>Meh

Higher means Worse.

#1 Disaster(19):

The Plot is Inevitable, Fate is a Bitch!

- No matter the changes in the timeline, Kaguya will revive, Indra and Ashura MUST aid in her defeat, or she will achieve world domination.

#2 Lucky?(1 Critical Fail, Flaw has a Perk):

Mine are foggy, I'll take yours!

-You are born visually inept. {Can be changed with sage chakra... or new eyes which may or may not become permanent.}

#3 Unfortunate(10):

Supernatural Infertility!

-You can rarely have kids {This flaw is not biological, and can't be changed!?}

"Well, shit. I'm I'm almost infertile." That's a bummer, didn't get to have kids in the past. Probably a good thing, but I can barely have a kid at all? Fine, I'll just adopt a bunch. As an immortal, if I haven't fucked up the timeline by adopting every major orphaned child, I might as well kill myself... but I can't die.

Whatever, the critical one on the other hand. A "perk" persuading me to steal eyes? Hmmm. However, the "Inevitable" flaw is actually to my benefit. It means, that no matter what I change, the end result will still be predictable.

"Timeline."

[Rolling...

Born with your chakra locked for some reason 2 months after the birth of Hagaromo and Homura. Abandoned by your family due to your "grotesque" and abnormal body, you were thrown out into the forest. After miraculously surviving for 5 years, you awaken your memories and completely merge with your body.

Good luck.]

"Here we go."

A/N:

I genuinely let luck choose what he got. Though I did put in a lot of different regeneration powers in the lottery. Why? Because the only thing predetermined was what time period he would be reborn in after I found out what world I got. I hoped I would get something strong enough to make him live for a long time, it worked too well.

Search the wiki about Undead's regeneration. It's some wacky shit.

Also, I tossed Maburaho in as a joke for *cultured* people, it was never actually pulled. Sadly, if it was, this would be a story very similar to Mashle.

Lastly, most people don't know the abilities of a Tetramand (4 Arms from Ben 10), so here you go:

Enhanced Strength (By a lot)

Enhanced Durability (By a lot, their skin can't be even scratched by a lightsaber)

Enhanced Agility

Enhanced Speed

Enhanced Reflexes

Enhanced Jumping

Enhanced Stamina (By a lot)

Wrestling Proficiency (Built into their DNA)

Strong/Sharp Teeth

Sonic Clap

Shock Waves/Earthquake Generation

Temperature (Hot and Cold) Resistance

Their strength grows with age, which happens despite cellular degradation as they do have an age limit. MC, however, is immortal. Hmm...