2 Neighbors (Somewhat fixed)

[Clayton's POV]

MC: Okay seems simple enough... Oh that's where the races/bloodlines, skill books under <MISCELLANEOUS> seems like they should have their own tab but whatever.... hum... definitely need to get a A.I. or something having to manually search sucks no search bar or anything whelp 1st thing to buy is that.

Then I need a system of some kind man that stuffs low millions just for a part of a system....*sigh* Alright I'll get Great Sage from slime for A.I. looking at its price. (WOOF!) 5 million.

I then start look for a system that I know 'death mage doesn't want a 4th time' its job system is <SP 50M> Okay so those are my first two goals I'll need a inventory as well. But the cheapest one I find is <SP 1B> for the smallest one. *sigh* I say out loud (Shits expensive!) But its at least get able.

MC: Oh what about storage r.i.n...gs... No no no will be too much and screw that not going cultivation crap. Stuff always goes that way not doing it NOPE. Oh... I got it Bags of Holding good old DnD stuff hum..... that's nice its 20,000 so that means its really 2k but the x10 cause haven't been there Noice!

Got to be somewhat careful saying stuff like that out loud. I check to see how much is 1 point worth, and 1 point is 10$ nice that's not bad. Lost in though about everything until I have a sudden thought (NNNOOOOIIIICCCEEEE!!! I know Japanese thank you new life's memories. would have been a nightmare to be here and not know the language)

I look at the alarm clock its 1PM So I have a million yen lets see its 20 yen per point. (Well that sucks hoping to cheese the system with the bank exchanges.) "Oh well" I say.

I then go look around the place. Its got the Master room, a workout/study for upstairs while downstairs has a bathroom a nice big one, kitchen, and dining/living room that's connected to the entryway.

MC: Not bad. Its kind of well homey? So 1st stop is a bank to get some money for points.

As I'm checking out my new house the doorbell rings. (I wonder who that is)

MC: Coming one second.

As I open the door I see 2 people who I love from the show. (DAMN ITS RIKA AND SHIZUKA FUCK YYYEEESSSS!!!!STOP CHILL THE FUCK DOWN) *deep breath*

MC: Hello I'm Clayton nice to meet you two.

Shizuka :Hello nice to meet you Clayton-Kun I'm Marikawa, Shizuka

Rika: Yo nice to meet you kid seems your our new neighbor I'm Minami, Rika. Can you call your parents as we'd like to meet them as well

(gggaaaa*inner heart stab* KUN damn Shizuka that's critical damage from you its adorable.)

Clayton: Um.... Why don't the 2 of you come in.... Also,a, I don't have parents I'm a orphan since i was born.

*silence* I look back and see 2 statues staring at me.

Clayton: Are you two okay???gguuuuuu...

A massive blond bazooka shot tackles me in a hug/death grip. While stroking my head

Shizuka: you poor thing you just tell Onee-san if you need anything

I struggle while trying to get my head free its not working so plan B I start groping her tits as I can't breathe. I hear from it sounds like Shizuka *moan* "naughty" thankfully before I blackout I'm pulled free.

Rika: Shizuka your suffocating him did you not see he couldn't breathe? *I gasps for air*

Shizuka: Oh... sorry Clay-kun.

Clay: *coughs* Its alright was definitely a good way to go I mean death by Tits is definitely one of the better ways to die.

Shizuka: he-he naughty Clay-kun.

Clay: Hey I'm just *grins* "A Saiyan"(A/N: DBZ Abridged <TFS>) *chuckles* also yea I naughty I'm a pervert but I'm a honest 1 and not the creepy stock a girl kind I'll appreciate a women's body sure, but for me her mind, heart, and soul are equally if not more important then her body. Plus other guys are leg, or butt guys me I'm a simple Boob guy so there's that too.

~*silence*~

Shizuka: Ho-ho I see Clay-Kun's a naughty naughty boy.

Clay: Oi!!! I'm not a "BOY",or a "KID" I'm a man I maybe 17yrs physically, but mentally I'm older so none of that kid treatment crap, or I'm show you who's a kid.

I snap back as I'm not a kid I was 20+ before I'm not doing the whole kid for a few years thing NOPE.I have to nip that in the bed right now or it will be something I'll be fighting against for who knows how long.

Rika: ha,ha,ha your a funny one ki--- uh.... Clay-kun. you say you a man but do you even know what a man is like?

I look right in her eyes. So its that that is it? Well you know what they say 'Curiosity kill the cat', and 'Careful what you wish for' whatnot

Clay: Oh... Do you want me to "show" you what a man is like? *Openly Checking her out*

Rika: Oh? you sure you know and aren't just bluffing?

Clay: Is that a challenge to find out? *Raise Eyebrow*

Rika: Go ahead I'm not scared of you.

(Well fuck me OK.... *Just Do It* alright man up you got this.) I walk over to Rika and hold her with my arms around her waist, and go for it. (YOLO!!!!' 'STORE.) I quickly go to consumables and buy 1 <5min Incubus's {mouth power}> [give user the skills and ability of a Incubus for 5 minutes.(mouth area only)100SP] WTH that's a thing no clue and don't care.

So I kiss her *moans*, and its FUCKING amazing like she taste like strawberry licorice yum. *sloppy smacking* I hold her closer and she holds me tighter. but all good things come to an end as Shizuka pulls us apart.

Shizuka: I think that's enough you two.

Clay: *heavy breathing* But, but it tasted really good. {I say while poutin.. (NOPE I'M A MAN NO POUTING NEVER.)}

Shizuka: Oh? Really now so you'll just throw me aside after what you did boohoo

Clay: No,no,no never I have to take responsibility for what I did I'll try my best to make you happy wifey.*Grin*

Shizuka: Um.....*blush* I was just kidding it was my fault just aaaahhh forget it.

She says while twirling her fingers. (CUTE!!!) I walk up to her and pat her head (and another check off the list pat a cuties head)

Clay: No,no I can't do that wifey I'll treat you the best I can I'll make sure to do my best to make you happy. We'll need to start planning the wedding and get invitation sent.(Keep a straight face come on hold)

Shizuka keeps getting redder and redder. How can some this hot possibly be this CCCUUUTTTEEEE!!!!???

Rika: Hey stop that anymore and she will overheat.

Once again good things ending as Rika seems to have calmed down enough to see whats going on although her whole face is RED.

Clay: *sigh* Okay fine.... so we're in agreement I'm NOT a kid r,r,r,i,i,i,g,g,g,h,h,h,t,t,t,???

Rika: A,um yeah you win your definitely not a kid. *Looks away*

he-he that's adorable she doesn't seem able to look me in the eyes well that's enough playing around need to calm down otherwise I'll come off as a creep or super pushy or something don't want that I think I've teased them both enough for now no rush no rush I have plenty of time control yourself.

Clay: Alright lets leave it at that Rika-oneesan. Shizuka-oneesan I won't force you to marry me or anyone else for that matter as I think those that use force to take women are scumbags, so instead lets get to know each other more first.

Shizuka stares at me with wide eyes as I talk to them before she seems to snap back to her normally bubbly self.

Shizuka: O,o,k,k,a,a,y,y,y Clay-kun lets sit down and you tell Oneesan all about yourself, but you have to be a good boy and not so naughty or Oneesan will have to punish you.

She gives me a smile that screams "Danger Will Robinson"

Clay: *Stutters* Y,y,y,e,e,e,a,a,a,a,h,h,h. O,o,k,k,a,a,y,y... I,I'll try but a no promises, and like I said before I'm pervy but not creep one, but I normally wouldn't do anything to a girl unless she was ok with it.(Fuck Rayn was right) women are scary women are scary women are scary

Shizuka: Um you said that 3 times are you sure your ok?

Clay: "Important things should be said 3 times." (A/N: My Multiverse Trip)

Shizuka gives me a deep look while Rika starts laughing her ass off while trying to stay standing. "ha,ha,ha,ha,ha my side hurts ha,ha,ha."

Shizuka: Oh? And why do you say that Clay-kun?

Clay: Well I mean women are the only ones I know that can ask you a question or say something, and if you don't answer just right your hosed, and even they're still mad at you. It's a damned if you do damned if you don't thing, but still guys willingly go into the hell that is women as we just can't help ourselves.

I offhandedly saying while leading them inside to the living rooms couch. *thud* I turn back to see Rika rolling on the floor laughing.

Rika: ha,ha,ha,ha,ha stop ha,ha,ha cant breath ha,ha,ha.

(well thats some funny sh*t) *chuckles* I mean more so cause its the "Serious" Rika he-he guess she's only like that cause of the zombies... wait she was never really serious she joked about whats his name groping her tits if he was a better shot then her hum.... It seems she is kind funny just flirty funny, but she takes care of business when needed NOICE.

Shizuka helps Rika up and the 2 start whispering to each other, but I can't hear what they're saying they're too quiet and too far away from me to. (well I'm fucked girls whispering near a guy is never good whelp as a short 2nd life but was sweet.... he-he sweet)

Clay: well then would you two like something to drink? I'll warn you I only have juice mostly as I hate tea, and coffee. Tea it taste good and all but for some reason always leaves me with a massive aftertaste of hay, and coffee just tastes like nasty swamp juice that was used to put out a fire. But if its something sweet to mix it in then I'm ok with it. I'm not against others drinking it and I plan to get some for guests I just haven't gotten the chance to buy some yet.

Shizuka: OH? Juice I love juice I'll have some of that.

Rika: I'll have some water if there is no coffee

Clay: OK what kind of juice I have apple, orange, and strawberry lemonade, also Rika I do have instant if its okay.

Shizuka: Oh.... The strawberry that sounds great.

Rika: huh? I thought you said you didn't have any or like it so why do you have instant?

Clay: No... I said I mostly have juice just because I hate the taste doesn't mean I won't drink it if I need a pick me up from not having enough sleep, and instant cause its cheap quick and I can easily mix it with something to lessen the taste, and its all individually packaged so don't have to worry about storing it really. But no tea as taste and doesn't have a ton of caffeine for if I need it.

I then get up and head to the kitchen to get the drinks.

*~5 mins later~* I come back to the 2 whispering to each other. (Sh*t its defcon 2 more whispering need to distract them before its too late. THINK BRAIN screw it just wing it.)

Clay: Here you go instant coffee, and your strawberry lemonade there is some milk and sugar if you want it.

I then place down a small tray with 3 cups and a small sugar, and milk containers.

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Authors Note:

Yo Redid the Chapter mostly just cleaned it up with spacing and the names, and whatnot. Ugh this stuffs a sludge to clean lmao It really didn't seem that bad when I 1st wrote it. even when I reread it I knew it was bad but fixing it is a LOT worse. (X,X)

Also to those say it super force yeah I know. BUT at the same time not THE forced yes a bit but not unrealistically. at least I think so. for those 2. For a few reasons.

1st OG Rika is really open to stuff in the OG she tells the guy he can rub her tits IF her is a better shot than her. So her getting tricked to kiss someone she thinks is a kid blowing hot air, meh I can see it.

2nd Shizuka OG she is bubbly, carefree, Airhead. BUT at the start when the group is on the way to the bus she says totally serious that she understands wanting to die with the one you love if the whole world is same. To me it seems a good 30-40% of the time her "Airhead"ness is forced as she is trying to lighten the mode in a SHIT world as she is the only "Adult" in the group. Also when she rides on the bike with Tikashi she gropes him and fully ignores him trying to ask her about it...

Then when they get to RIka's WHAT happens they all get naked and drunk..... See yes forced but NOT unrealistically. Again at least I think so. Alright that's all from me.

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A/N:.... *sigh* I'm trying to tell it mostly from the MC POV and this means a guy thrown into a 17yrs old body a teens body that means even if he can/would think better or smarter whatnot he is also HEAVILY influenced by hormones... a BOY teenagers hormones. if it didn't come out that way my bad *sigh* (@.@)

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