1 The Start

[3rd Person]

In a seemingly endless ever shifting rainbow of colors a tennis ball size floating gray soul hovers until for an unknown amount of time.

[1st Person]

"uuuhhggg why does my head hurt so much." said Clayton. "hoho looks like your awake seems like perfect timing as I just finished cleaning up the mess those a**hats made all thats left to deal with is you." said a feminine voice from somewhere behind me. "WTF who's there? Where am I? What's going on?" I say as I look towards where the voice came from. What I see is a graceful looking women that seems frustrated yet relieved as well. "Oh one of those it seems..*sigh* well atleast it'll make this quicker." says the women. " Alright listen up my name is Sylvia the a God of Grace. Well let's see your dead you see there was a *cough* ""accident"" caused by some other gods that were shall we say upset. It seems they got hooked on anime, then manga, then novels, and now are on fanfiction even though I warned them that it was a endless rabbit hole, and a few followed the same fic only for the author to drop it, and so they threw a tantrum that caused massive earthquakes, and floods. In which case caused you to die, but unlike the other people who died your soul was held back as you where who they read, and watched through, so as compensation gave you three wishes before sending you off to other worlds to entertain them more, and I'm the one who has to deal with it all as it's my millennia so watch the systems." said Sylvia. I stare stupefied at Sylvia. 'FU*K its a trap a real trap shit they really are traps I thought he was a she good thing I didnt say anything or I'd probably be dead errr.. erased I guess as I'm already dead...' "I'm dead FU*K me sideways." *sigh* "wait if I'm soul how am I talking or looking..." 'SH*T that means its with thoughts that means he hear me able the trap I'm boned.' I thoughts were stopped as I hear a bell like laughing. "hahahaha no your fine I get it all the time also were do you think the term trap came from I visited the mortal world to spread it. I mean isn't it hilarious to see men go after traps thinking they are women just to find out they are men hhaahahaha." says Sylvia whilst trying to stay standing. "I see... So you can hear my thoughts it seems." I stated " Yes that's simply because of where are, and that you have no body so no where to keep your thoughts." "Oh okay umm.. so about those wishes?" "Humm oh right so you get 3 wishes and for the laughs after having to deal with that mess I'll let you choose your world to be sent to." "Really? Noice ok ummm.. 1st wish can I have my own personal custom system?" "NO!! eveyone always asks for that no we stopped doing that a while ago as it just became everyone's OP and boring" "well sh*t. ok how about a shop that has everything, but only for points and can only gain points by selling stuff to it for 1/10th its purchase price, with stuff from worlds I haven't been to costing x10 more?" "hhhuummm yeah ok that seems interesting, but it'll take 2 wishes one for the shop to buy and the 2nd for selling and other worlds stuff." "really? ok yea I'll take it so one wish left, ok 3rd wish I want to have my body be the same as Cloud Strife from FF7 Remake, but slightly more muscular with brown hair and bright blue eyes." "yea ok, but why brown hair its normally while or red or something?" "because I've read and see enough to know other colors cause trouble heck I remember one anime where dude had black hair and was labeled the devil so do normal brown and be safe its not bright or too dark, and I think it's dumb to do white, red, green whatever cause yeah its always white hair red eyes like wtf why?" " agreed alrighty then so what world you want?" " so worlds I assume its all worlds like anime, and video games and whatnot right?" " yup so what'll it be?" " Can I pick when and where or is it random or something?" "hohoho nice catch there its my choice but since you asked go for it." " sweet thanks ok I pick Highschool of the Dead. For when I'll do the Sunday 2 weeks before the start of the plot, and for where I'll do as a new transfer student into the same class as Rei and the others, but I want it set up so I will be in the seat right behind her and right infront of Saya. I would like to be trans-migranted as a orphan from U.S. that bought the house next to Rika's will a million yen and house/bills fully paid for a month/off completely, and to be 16-17yrs whatever age for the class, with my memories intact." "wow you even did the how you'll enter was hoping you'd miss that so I could make you a baby or something its hilarious seeing adults forced to be newborns with there memories intact. Thats if they ask for them most seem to forget that it makes a short 2nd life but its funny. Well sounds good have fun try to entertain us we might send you something if you do, but no promises there." " Okay umm thank you Sylvia, and I'll try." what happens next is Sylvia snaps his fingers, and everything goes black. I open my eyes" an unfamiliar ceiling" I say outloud to no one. 'hehe check that off the bucket list... well if summoned/reincarnated bucket list.' as I sit up to look around I fall hard on may face a a wave of memories slam into my head. "FU*KING HELL WHY!!!" 'FU*K my head it killing me so fuck that god fu*king a**hole this is my "new life" left as a baby on a orphanage doorstep really, and bullied because girls like me cause I'm nice and good looking the hell is this a cultivation story like why?? hard worker saved up to move to Japan cause loved anime that's ok, but NO friends or girlfriends like come on it's like some dense protagonists backstory....' *sigh* ' well atleast it won't be that way anymore... man that was stressful had to just wing it all couldn't think to much or long as he'd hear it well jokes on you wont give me a system hehe I'll just buy one cause the shop has EVERYTHING in your face.' "okay so how do I use the shop..." "ummmm shop open?"..... " open shop... show shop..."... 5 minutes late of trying... 'WTF nothing really nothing well shop isn't it... ok lets try Store' a foot size square pops in front of me..."REALLY P^×%#S*$@.... *sigh* "well atleast I have it now lets see."

[STORE]

[WORLD SELECT]

(CURRENT) (VISITED) (OTHERS)

<WEAPONS> <CONSUMABLES> <ARMOR> <SYSTEMS> <SUMMONS> <VEHICLES> <MISCELLANEOUS>

[SELL]

{TOTAL SP 100}

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