11 Q/A SPECIAL PART 1!
Since, I haven't been to publish chapters due to certain things called exams (which are still going on) I decided on a Q/A special!!
LET'S GO: *SARA BEAUTY CORNER STYLE*
Author: Uhm.. lemme *manages to sit on the tall chair, hating the fact that she is small* Finally! Yeah, I am ready.
Interviewer: So Ms.-
Author: Let me just tell you that I love the fact that you called me miss, if you call me ma'am or the great author I totally wouldn't mind.
Interviewer: Uh- I was talking to Anastasia-?
Author: Oh. *T.T* It's not like I am getting mad over here.
Anastasia: BEGIN THE QUESTIONs, YOU THOT!
Interviewer: *staring at her nervously* Uh- first of all, can I ask why was I called here? I mean, Cristopher is a much more recommended interviewer than me..?
Anastasia: *laughs in a high pitched voice* What? It's not like I hate that name-
Author: *remembering when she tried to attack her when she said she liked the name Cristopher*
Anastasia: -Or I attacked him and have him trapped in my black, suspicious looking bag.
Author and the Interviewer: *Stares at the long, quivering bag near Anastasia*
Grace: Hey! Tessa! I hid all the evidence and- Ooh! ARE WE ON AIR?!
Interviewer: Uh.. Can you describe your height and face and stuff?
Anastasia: *glares* IT IS NOT STUFF! I SWEAR I AM NOT FAT, THE DRESSES JUST DON'T FIT-
Author: Oh for goodness sake! TELL THE READERS ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT AND STUFF!
Anastasia: Oh. Uh.. I am 5'5 (don't worry, I can still kick your ass *wink*) and I have light brown eyes and brown hair that looks wavy because it is in a bun most of the times.And- I AM NOT-
Author: WE ARE OVER THIS! MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE!
Interviewer: *clears throat* Okay, what about you grace?
Grace: Are we on air?
Author: *Looks at the starstruck character before sighing lightly* Grace and Leonard share the same blue eyes even though they are fraternal siblings, Grace had dirty blonde hair and Leonard has dark brown ones.
Interviewer: What about you 'Oh great Author'? *Cringes but the author ignores him*
Author: *smiles nervously* I am a girl.
Interviewer: And?
Author: Huh? I am still a girl!
Interviewer: *Looks at her weirdly* Moving on- What are your beliefs?
Grace: *Snaps from her spell* LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MEN ARE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO CONSIDERED GIRLS TO BE AIR HEADED AND ONLY CARE ABOUT DRESSES BUT WE ARE MUCH MORE THAN THAT, WE DESERVE MUCH MORE THAN WE RECEIVE! THEY SAY THAT THEY ARE STRONG BUT HAVE THEY EVER PUSHED A KID OUT?-
Author: *mutters* Have you?
Grace: *ignores her* WOMEN ARE KILLED BEFORE THEY ARE BORN. ARE YOU CRAZY PEOPLE? WE LITERALLY CONTINUE THE HUMAN SPECIES. YOU IDIOTS! YOU WANT A MOTHER, A GRANDMOTHER, A WIFE BUT NOT A DAUGHTER ARE YOU-?
Interviewer: Thank you for the colourful insight, let Anastasia speak now!
Anastasia: I know that I am on air and I am supposed to answer a question right now but let me just tell you, the person who created chocolate was basically god in disguise.
Interviewer: Uhh..Thank you for your... wisdom? What about your beliefs though?
Anastasia: Hmm, although I do agree with Grace, I am just not as headstrong and violent like her. I do agree that some men are like that but not all. I just feel that everyone should be given an equal chance. Like everyone, it doesn't matter if they are male or female or if they are black or white or what religion they follow. Heck! Their species shouldn't matter!
Interviewer: So.. you are saying that cats and dogs should also be allowed to vote?
Anastasia: Yes! Don't they live in our country too?
Interviewer: But the idea seems quite absurd-
Anastasia: *Attacks him* LIVE FOR EQUALITY!
Author: *Ignores them* Hmm, intriguing maybe my next book should be called 'Rule By The Cats'
Leonard: What the heck Auth? Cats? Ew! Make it dogs.
Author: What is wrong with cats?!
Leonard: They get possessed by evil spirits all the frickin' time!
Author: ..... That makes it more interesting.
Leonard: But-
Author: *Hits him with a pan* Oops.
Grace: Are we on air?
Author: *sighs* Okay, enough! I'm tired. Bye-Bye guys!
*Begins to turn off the camera and the audience hears her shouting at Anastasia to stop beating the Interviewer with her bar of chocolate*
Audience: *slowly brushes off the popcorn before standing* Well, that was certainly a waste of time
Comment your questions about the characters if you have any and they shall be replied in Q/A Special Part 2!
