"My name is John, I am 23 years old and I am a serial killer. Hmm Why don't we start from the beginning?"
Johns father was an abusive alcoholic and his mother a bimbo, because of his father's excessive drinking and abuse, At the age of 12, John decided to kill his father. So while John's father and mother were sleeping, he tiptoed to the kitchen and grabbed a butcher knife. He silently tiptoed to his parent's bedroom and opened the door ever so slightly that only a tiny sliver was open when John had made sure his parents were asleep, he snuck into their room and silently slit his father's throat, then he tiptoed to the other side of the bed, where his mother was. He also slit his mother's throat, when he got blood over his pajamas he decided to take a shower and wash his clothes.